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Jake's POV

When I got the call from Bella I almost panicked but then I walked out of the noisy, crowed bar to answer. When I found out the good news about junior being welcomed home I couldn't wait to get home so I ditched Jessica early and left. It's not like she won't take me back if she gets angry. She can't help her horny self. So I left, my dick getting hard at the ideas of sticking it back where it belongs.

I roll up to the drive way and cut the engine. Anticipation making my heart pound. I rush into the house and call out. "Hey toots! I'm home! Why don't you give junior a kiss?" At that I smirk and pull out my dick, ready to stuff it down her throat and gag her with it. I stomp up the stairs telling her all the delicious stuff I'm going to do to her. "Are you waiting for me sweet cakes?" I I bound through the door, stumbling a little bit because of the alcohol I had drank with my dick in my hand.

I looked at the bed and my jaw dropped. She said something about him being her new boyfriend. At first I just stood there, my eyes popping out of my skull and then I exploded. "What the fuck! Who is this bastard Bella." I yelled in anger started waving my hands at the scene before me. "And what are you are you talking about. Babe? I'm the only one that touches that pussy! Get away from my girlfriend you dick!" I run up to him and pull him off of her. I look down by mistake and see her pussy flooded with cum, and his dick soaking wet, dripping on the mattress. I gag and punch him in the face. His head snaps back from the power and then I'm about to punch him in his stomach but he flicks his fist forward to my face and with a power I didn't expect it knocked me back several feet. "Mother fucker!" I roar. I rub my jaw and rush at his, expecting to tackle him but he side steps me and kicks my ass so that I rub into the bed. My face lands on the mattress and I feel wetness all over my face. Ugh. I all most throw up as I realize that it's their combined cum. I lift myself up and I look at Bella just laying there on the bed. Sprawled as if she couldn't ever move again. I growl and wipe my face. "Why! Bella Swan! Why the fuck did you cheat on me! You bitch!" Someone grabs my shoulder, turns me around and punches me in the face. I feel my nose break and I clutch at my face. I groan and I keep getting angrier by the minute; though it's mostly because I feel really embarrassed. I mean I walk in expecting to get laid by my girlfriend and I see her getting fucked my someone else, she tells me she has another boyfriend and I get into a fight with him. All the while my dick hangs out.

"Jake, get over yourself! You cheated on me first and this isn't the first time. I'm sick of it. So I'm kicking you out and you can take your dick and leave." She stands up and walks to me. I feel my face getting red with embarrassment and hen I get angry. Who is this bitch? She should be thankful that I'm even paying attention to her. That I even have sex with her. I left my hand to slap her but she cocked her head and grabbed my hanging dick and squeezed. I gasped and went onto my tip toes.

"Stop!" I squeak. Mother fuck! It hurts so bad! "Bitch, let go of my dick!" I scream. She just squeezes harder and I whimper.

"What do you say?"

"Sorry, sorry, sorry!" I whisper. She lets me go. I collapse on the floor. My hands in front of me. I pant. "Fine. I'll go. But don't come crawling back to me when this asshole doesn't want you anymore! The only reason I wanted you was for the sex. You're not ever that pretty." I finish and storm out.

How did you like that? It's a bit short but I just wanted to get this part out of the way. By the way, if you pay attention you realize that his dick was hanging out the whole time that he was fighting. So imagine his dick flapping back and forth. (Thanks to a reviewer pointing this out, i didn't say it because it wasn't as funny, but yes Edwards dick was flapping too but it just seems so much more funny when its Jake's rather than Edward's lol) It makes me laugh every time and I'm the one that wrote it!

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