Disclaimer: *sigh* I'm sick of this.

The other day, Yuukimura sure wasn't in a good mood. President Misaki has apologized several times but Yuukimura knew it wasn't her fault.

"Maybe I should quit trying to prove to them." Yuukimura wondered. "…but then people will think that I'm a girl. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!"

The student council vice president was very upset.

"None of the girls will like me. No one will marry me…." Yuukimura sighed. "AND THERE WILL BE NO CHILDREN TO CARRY MY FAMILY NAME!" The thought made yuukimura burst into tears.

Yuukimura was crying and he didn't realize he was on the school ground.

"Ne, Yuukimura. Why are you crying? Did prez hurt you again?" One of the girl's noticed Yuukimura and asked.

"No… Nothing… prez didn't do anything… She's a good person…"Yuukimura replied back quickly, wipind off his tears.

"All girls who are interested in weaving cloth, please come and record your names in the academic office."

Yuukimura heard the announcer speak, through the speakers.

"Ne, Yuukimura! Aren't you going to cloth weaving class? It sounds like they could really use your help there." Kanou, from one of the boy's from Yuukimura's class mocked him.

"I AM NOT A GIRL!" Yuukimura shouted at the top of his lungs.

"Yeah yeah! And I'm Lord Voldemort!*" Kanou said in a bored tone.

"SURE YOU ARE!"Yuukimura burst into tears and ran all the way to Student Council room, crying,

"Not a girl, heh? What do you call that outburst?" kanou smirked simply and walked away.

Yuukimura burst into the council room to find Usui sitting down on the president's desk and Misaki had the usual bored expression on her face.

"WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ME?" Yuukimura cried infront Usui.

Usui simply smirked and replied, "It's fine, just be yourself. Everyone loves you the way you are. "

"Eh? Usui-san…. You?.."

"Yes, I knew from the very beginning you were following me. So I set up a few exciting traps for you." Usui grinned proudly.

"Usui-san…" Yuukimura couldn't speak. He was completely spell bound, wondering how Usui knew about it.

Usui explained Misaki everything from top to bottom. Then, Misaki understood yuukimura's odd behavior lately. "oh… so that's why he has been acting weird these days…" Misaki said softly.

"Usui-san, but….but… how did you know?" Yuukimura asked, completely confused.

Usui only smiled and said, " That's a mystery.. You dont except me to tell you everything, do ya?"

"That's right!" Misaki thought. "But I know how he knew about it…. It's because he isn't human… HE'S JUST A MYSTERIOUS OUTER SPACE ALIEN!"

Misaki gave Usui a punch on his face for no good reason as Yuukimura watched in awe.

Author's Note: Done! Guys don't kill me for finishing it too early as you said in your reveiws... but I'll post a new story. it's called, "I like you so much better when you're naked!" it's a 2-shot. Don't worry it's not that perverted. but seriously, What is not perverted when there is Usui ;)

*for people who do not know Lord Voldemort, he is the evil guy in Harry Potter. very scary guy.

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