Touhou Doujin: Grimoire of Dawitsu

Perfect and Elegant Maid, Sakuya Izayoi

Sakuya Izayoi is the chief maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Until recently she's been a slave to the Vampire Mistress of the Mansion, but (admittedly partially because of me) she's lately been standing up to her Mistress, and I'm proud of her. Wait, did I say that out loud? Anyway, she's a human, and it's probably easier for human Mimickers to copy her.

Personality

Sakuya was once insecure about several things. I know what you all want, so I'll tell you the gossip. She wore pads, and was very protective if anyone brought it up. Until recently. Then, she decided to gain a bit of self-esteem, and doesn't do any of that any more. She's quite the trickster, and is skilled in knife-throwing, making her excellent at darts. She's also good at Shogi, Checkers, and Call of Duty 4 (I introduced her to the game myself), but only because she spams throwing knives.

She's also kind, interesting and I am proud to call her my friend. Oh, what's this? Hey, don't laugh! I can see you giggling, you know! What did you mutter? Best... served... cold... oh, I want to proof read your Typist's notes when you're done!

Notes on Mimicry

I love mimicking Sakuya, as she alters both space and time. She seemingly has an unlimited supply of knives, but that's actually a clever trick of hers. After she throws all the knives she has, she stops time, and picks up all her knives again, then returns to her original spot so the opponent doesn't think she's 'cheated' and used a spell-card.

She alters space to make chores a little easier, and these techniques can be copied by observing her cleaning. The way she does it is... oh, sorry, I was sidetracked, but yeah, she looks so great when she...

Uh, never mind, she alters the space of a room to make it smaller and easier to clean at first, then makes it bigger to get to the nooks and crannies. The cleaning is so successful that despite it not being an offensive technique, it is definitely worth mimicking. Also, the observation sessions pretty enjoyable too... damn, I just blurted something out again...

In terms of offensive moves, 'Illusion: Clock Corpse' is good to peek at her basic time-stopping technique. She uses a special stopwatch, which can be emulated, but the real thing works so much better. I tried to ask her where it came from, but she simply put her fingers to her lips and winked at me... oh God, Yutaka, I need a break.

(Gasping) Hold on, why are you typing, I hadn't said anything yet... gasping? GASPING? Yutaka, you'd best not be doing what I think you're doing... uh, yeah, uh, and Luna Dial is good for time-stop-and-manipulation technique... and... uh... OH JUST TYPE YOUR NOTES!

Typist's Notes: Eh. Heh. Heh. I didn't even need to make him say it. He literally just spilled it right there. He has a thing for Sakuya.

Hee hee! I can't wait to tell Patchouli! She'll love it! Perhaps I'll tell her at my (totally platonic) slumber party tomorrow.

But seriously, it begs the question... why isn't he with her? What's stopping him? Oh, I don't care, I feel great after that! I shouldn't be doing this to my Boss, but I'm sure he knows he's earned this punishment!

Dawitsu's notes: Ignore everything above this. It's all lies. Yutaka doesn't know what she's talking about. Believe me! Please!

Author's Notes: Seriously now, how many more notes can there be? Plus, Dawitsu totally deserved that.

Chuck Norris' notes: One.