A new chapter~! :D I'm so sorry for the long wait! I had this chapter done a while ago and then it didn't save! T.T So i had to rewrite the whole thing! :0 I was so depressed when it happened it took me awhile to get the motivation to re-do the whole thing. Enough rambling~! Unto za chapter~!

" Why ice-cream, why?"

It'd been a whole day since my beloved ice-cream had been brutally murdered. A whole day. Do you know the torture of you're most beloved and important thing being ripped away from you? Hey I'm not evil! My family comes right after my ice-cream... ( Bullshit ) Really, I know my prank was a little serious but... Ice-cream murder is evil! And against the law! I'll make sure it is... Once I get out of my emo corner... I'm depressed okay? I ignored the growl from my starving stomach I haven't eaten anything since that happened. No lights were on in my room, you know why? The light's are only for happy people. I hate happy people... ( A/N That means Yuuki hates me :O JK,awesome readers...) I heard a soft click of the door to my room opening and light poured into my hell-hole of a room.

" Ah~! The light~! It burns~!"

" Jeez, Yuuki what died in here?" Said Zero as he flipped the light switch on.

" My soul,Zero, My soul... Now get out! Let me rot in my misery!"

" What misery it's just-"

" Finish that sentence and I swear I'll eat you"

" Well... You're not a vampire so!"

" I may not be a vampire,Zero, but that doesn't mean I can't be a cannibal! If Kesha can do it so can I!"

" Alright,weirdo, either way you can't just skip school."

" You do it all the time!"

" My grades are better than you'res anyway,so it doesn't matter."

That jerk! I already feel bad enough and he brings up my grades! I mean i'm not a star student but my grades aren't that bad... It's amazing though,how his grades are better than mine considering how little he goes to classes in the first place. Seriously sometimes the teachers forget that he's a student here. That's just... Wow... I applaud him for that. Still, how can I go to classes and see those,those things. No! I can never see those monsters! Mostly cause I'll end up killing them... The lecture I'll get is so not worth it...

" Well then I guess they won and you lost..."

" Huh?" I answered brilliantly.

" Well weren't you having a 'war' against them? The way you're acting now must mean you gave up."

Who new behind that pasty skin of his that a brilliant saviour of light lurked beneath. Genius. Absolutley genius. Which is why I'm pissed. I am supposed to be the smart one! I mean I'm supposed to be the calm one while he's the one who rushes into things. How is it that our roles are reversed? Ugh, what to say... I still have some pride left.

" Pfft. I knew that! I was testing you!" Yeah, that's right see that's the mature thing to say!

" Okay...?"

" Hee... Hee... Hee... My revenge will be brutal! Their skills are no match to my bat-man moves!"

" Don't you mean Bat-woman?"

" Well, I recently found out that Bat-woman only existed to prove bat-man wasn't umm...''

" Wasn't what?"

" Umm... Having a relationship with Robin... I don't wanna think about it seriously... People are sick... Plus Bat-woman dies.."

" This is why I avoid hanging out with you..."

" Eh? Well anyway.. I shall exact my revenge!"

" Well, the Night Class is in classes now so..."

Heh,heh,heh. I know exacally what I'm going to do... Nevermind no I don't... Maybe I should pick them off one by one? Yep! That's what I'll do! I'll pick one target for now... Or... I can punish the one who dissed my ice-cream! I know just what to do to that person. No one insults my ice-cream and gets away with it.

" Muhahahahahahahahahaha" I cackled.

" Seriously you need to go to a mental institute."

" Ah! Zero, I forgot you were there! I need you're help in my revenge!"

" I really don't want to be dragged into someone's scheme again."

" I think you'll like this one though... I'm going to be kidnapped!"

" You're going to be what?"

" Shush! You're to loud! Jeebus, when you see what the Night Class will go through you'll know why."

He seemed flustered for a second before his right eye started to twitch. Turning around he stomped out slamming the door with a bang. Anger issues much? Jeez, it's his fault for going over board thinking I meant literally kidnapped. Gosh I'm not that evil... Still,his face was hysterical! Now to plan my plan. Walking over to my night stand I pulled out a sheet of paper and a marker. After digging in my trash-can that was a backpack I pulled out a pink clip board. Tee,hee. I'd stolen it from the chairman the other day when he wasn't looking. In truth I'm a little worried about the old fart's health if he's carrying around a pink,sparkley,cliboard... To think he's a famous vampire hunter,too. Shaking my head I rid my thoughts of the pshyco man. Clipping the paper I scribbled down my to-do list. This is what it looked like:

Yuuki's To-Do List

1. Buy ice-cream

2. Eat ice-cream

3. Annoy the CuddlyEmo

4. Sleep! :D

5. Get kidnapped

6. WORLD DOMINATION!

Note to self: Buy more ice cream!

Memo: Kidnap the hot sparkly vampire and lock him in closet...

Yep, I know, brilliant. Amazingly, this is exacally how all my other to-do lists look. Weird,huh? Stashing my to-do list back in the night stand, I pulled out my usual bed time story book. And by that I mean, the chairman's diary! Yet,another thing I'd stolen from him. What can I say? He needs to stop leaving his diary in a locked vault. Pfft, please he honestly thought if he lockd it in a safe I wouldn't be able to get it! Like I said, I'm worried about the man's health... The little journal wasn't new and it wasn't old. Opening it I flipped to a random page. This is what it said :

Dear beloved diary,

Today, I was amazed at how adorable my little students are! The Night Class especially! They make you wanna just kidnap 'em and lock them in the closet FOREVER! Eh-heh, but of course I'd never do that...

I raised an eyebrow that. I made a mental note to check for missing students later... And back to the diary!

Also,diary I am extremely pained every time I look at my adorable daughter Yuuki, she looks exacally like her mother! Well, that is, if her hair grew to her waist and suddenly grew curls... And maybe grow a little taller... And took care of that flat chest... I'm afraid that her mother's ghost is gonna haunt me... 0.0 I can just imagine it... That reminds me! Yuuki has been chugging down alot of milk lately, I had to hide the milk... I'm not gonna say where cause she might somehow get a hold of this diary...

Damn him. I drink milk case it's healthy for you! It's a godd source of vitamin- Ummm... Vitamin... Umm... Calcium, yeah that's it! No wonder I couldn't find the milk he hid it! Well, time for punishment! Hee, if I look like my mother this means the chairman is gonna get haunted. Heh,heh,heh. Phew, it's a good thing I got just wig for this! Really you don't wanna know why I have a wig. Let's just say, I won't be welcomed to Mexico any time soon... *shiver* Hmmm... Yes, this can fit in perfectly with my plan to sabotage eveyone! I know I said just the Night Class but hey, I hold grudges. Pulling on the wig I ran over to the chairman's residence.

~ Fast Forward~

From what I could hear the chairman's still asleep. Holding my breath I turned the dorr knob and walked into the room. The room was a living nightmare. Posters of Dora the Explorer were taped all over the walls, stuffed animals were thrown all over the floor. It felt like they were staring at me. Putting on a ghost voice I kept my spot near the door.

" OOOOO~ Waaakkkeee uuuppp~"

" Huh? Who's there?"

" It's me~" I don't know my mom's name... Sorryy... I hope he falls for it...

" Holy SHIT!" Omg, he can curse! I'm so proud... " Is that you, Juri?"

" Yes~ It's me, Juri~ I've come to haunt you~" So my mom's name was Juri, huh?

" Why? I'm sorry! I love you~!" Oh! My! * Looks at children* ... Gawd.. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say...

" I'm going to haunt you forever~! Fooorrreeevvvveerrrr~! And I'm going to kidnap Yuuki~!"

" Eyaaaaaaaaaa!"

Springing from the his bed he ran screaming out the door. Too easy. Wow, one down three to go... You're next, Night Class... Or should I say, Kaname... Operation, pretend to be kidnapped is a go!

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Tsk,tsk. Yuuki you bad girl, do you know the heart attack scary Kaname is gonna have when he find's out you've been 'kidnapped' and by a ghost apparently to!

Yuuki- The end was random...

Roseheart- Because, I'm random... Plus It fit into the plot fine so...

Yuuki- This story has a plot?

Roseheart- Well... Ummm... Moving on! If any of you have suggestions to what Kaname and the Night Class should do next don't be afraid to tell me!

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