Here we are again. ok i realize now that the Q&A idea was stupid and it sucked total donkey balls, BUT, i am here to redeem myself with these next two Chapters!
Enjoy and I dont own anything....yet.
All of Organization XIII was sitting in the meeting, waiting for Xemnas to start todays meeting. All of a sudden a dark portal appeared in the No.I seat and Xemnas appeared with an unhappy look on his face. He waited for someone(Nobody), anyone to say something, then Demyx piped up.
"How are you today, Superior?"
"Me?,", He asked, "Oh, I'm fine, Number IX, just fine, except for the fact that- WE'RE FUCKING BROKE, PEOPLE!"
"Broke?!"
"How can we be broke?, Xigbar asked.
"Maybe, I'ts because of all the spending you all have been doing! And with that Q&A, we spent more money than we made! Money doesn't grow on trees! I pay bills!", Xemnas yelled.
"We pay bills?", Axel asked.
"Yes, I, pay bills. We have the rent bill, the light bill, water, gas, a bill for the huge space the castle takes up, a bill to employ three underage minors, and a bunch of other crap!"
"Wait. Three underage minors? You mean Roxas, Namine, and Xinck?", Luxord said.
"Yes. Roxas and- wait, where is Xinck?", Xemnas asked.
"You sent him on a mission, remember?", asked Xaldin.
"Oh, anyway, the point is that we need to come up with ideas to make money. Start pitching.", Xemnas said.
Zexion raised his hand.
"Yes, Zexion."
"I'm partial to selling crack."
"Yeah, I wanna be a Drug Dealer!,"Yelled Demyx
"Okay."Said Xemnas, writing the ideas down on his notepad 'Drug Dealers-Crack.'.
"Oh, Oh, I know! I know!," Xaldin yelled, bouncing in his seat. "We could have a bake sale! I've been meaning to try out this new cake recipe I got of the Marthat Stewart show."
"Martha Stewart? We'll put it in the 'Maybe' pile. Any other ideas?"
"Nail Salon!", yelled Marluxia. Everyone cut an eye at Marluxia. "What? Korean women make money that way."
"Oh, I got it!," yelled Axel, "We can start a brothel!"
"Yeah, I wanna be a Pimp!", yelled Demyx.
"Ok," said Xemnas, writing down the ideas, "We got, Bake sale, Nail Salon, Drug dealers, and a Brothel. Anymore?"
"We could become hitmen.", suggested Larxene, "We could put out ads in different worlds, people contact us, we kill the target, and collect the money."
"Not bad, not bad. Anymore?", Xemnas looked down at Lexaeus, "Lexaeus, you look deep in thought. Do you have any ideas."
"...Fangirls.", He said in his deep voice.
"Fangirls? What about 'em?, " asked Xigbar.
"If we put out ads in a highly populated world, like America, we could transport crazy, Organization XIII loving Fangirls here, and have them pay to take a tour of the castle with one member at a time. Of course it will cost them a lot of money, but we will charge extra to let them sit in on a meeting with us."
"Mmmm, that is a very excellent idea. Ok, then It's settled, we will post ads on the internet to let Fans of Organization XIII know that they can pay for a tour of the castle. It might take a while to set up, but we might be able to make this work. Also, all of your other ideas might be possible. Dismissed."
With that, everyone teleported out of the room.
A few hours later....
In Vexen's dark and very very cold lab, Zexion was in a corner, sitting in a chair, reading a book. While Vexen lay over his surgery table, covered in blood. Vexen was wearing goggles and latex gloves. He was cutting into something deep when he hit an artery and blood shoot out and hit him on his goggles. Whatever he was cutting into was crying with pain.
"Ah!- Dammit! Zexion could you hand me that towel over there?"
"Yeah.", Zexion grabbed the towel and handed it to Vexen's bloody hand.
"You're bleeding." Zexion said.
"It's not my blood, It's his." He said. Pointing towards the bleeding mass on the lab table.
"Please! Let me go!"
"Oh quit you bithcin' and complaining!", Vexen yelled, "Take it like a man-or bear- whatever you are!."
"P-p-p-Please, mister, let Pooh go!", yelled a little pig thing scrambling on the floor.
"Oh, Piglet, I'm dying! Please be my mercy angel and kill me!"
On the lab table was Winnie the Pooh, bloodied and dying. Vexen came back over and dug his hands into his inards and pulled out a handful of bloody fluff. Pooh flatlined and died.
"Interesting. He has fluff and blood. So I'ts possible he also has a brain.", Vexen said, throwing the bloody cotton on the floor next to Pooh's friend, the pig."
"Poo-!"
"Oh, shut up." Vexen said, kicking the pig with his boot into the wall.
"Vexen, why are you cutting up this stuffed animal?" asked Zexion.
"I don't know, I guess I'm just bored." Vexen said with a sigh, pushing the lifeless remains of Winnie the Pooh to the floor.
"We could go see what the others are doing?"
"Sure, why not."
Vexen cleaned himself up and he and Zexion departed for the Commons Room. Once they exited out of their portals they saw Axel, Roxas, Xaldin, Xigbar, Marluxia and Larxene sitting on the couch watching The Real World. Apparantly, Axel had the remote and was the only one actually watching the TV.
"Greetings and salutations, people I have always hated." Vexaen said. "What do we have planned for today?"
"Was this the day you planned to SHUT THE FUCK UP!", yelled Axel, watching TV.
"Nothing. We're bored.", said Xigbar.
"Why don't you all go and ask Xemnas for a mission.?" suggested Zexion.
"How many stupids are you, Zexion?"asked Xaldin, "We want to have fun, not work!"
Oooh, oooh, oooh!" Marluxia said jumping to his feet. "Do you all know what today is?"
"Was this the day you were going to SHUT THE FUCK UP!", yelled Axel, still watching TV.
"No, silly! Today is the Big Sale day at the mall! Let's go!"
"Why should we?", Larxene.
"Because, they have everything for everyone at the mall. Larxene, you could get more penis candy from Spencer's Gifts, and Roxas, you could find action figures of yourself at the Disney Store."
"That candy is delicious and nutricious. I'm in." said Larxene.
"I'm in." said Roxas.
"If Roxas is going, I'm going," said Axel.
"Indeed.", Vexen said.
"I'm comin' too!", Xigbar said.
"And I'll be the troop leader!", yelled Marluxia.
Everyone agreed to go to the mall. They had gotten up and prepared to leave when Xigbar spoke up...
"Hey we should bring the new guy."
"Who, Xinck?"
"Yeah," Xigbar said, "I bet he's fun, besides, none of us really know him personally. Where is he Marluxia?"
"How should I know. I stopped caring about him a long time ago."
"He's on a mission. I know, where he is, I'll go get him. You guys wait here for us." said Xaldin.
"Okay, but hurry up, we don't have all day!", yelled Marluxia.
"Don't get your panties in a bunch, Marluxia!."Xaldin said as a dark portal started to envelop him.
"Just because their pink, does not mean their panties."
In a forest on the side of a mountain, a figure clad in black was running, his twin, short, dark-gray swords drawn. As he ran, on either side of him, monstous beings, not heartless, but about the same size as a normal human, were chasing him with their mishapen swords raised high in the air. Three of these monsters had cut off the path that the hooded figure, Xinck, was following.
When he got close enough he launched his chain swords at the three monsters, landing a combo. The three monsters were still standing when Xinck jumped into the air, the chains of his swords extended and the blades themselves ready to strike. He thought to himself...
"Death...."
….He brought the blades down on the heads of the monsters, instantly killing them, and the chains retracted back into the hilt.
"...follows me."
He continued running, until he saw more monsters coming at him. He swiped his sword through the air, generating a wave of Dark energy at them, but only killing a few. Xinck and the monsters continued running at each other until Xinck spun around in a circle, launching his chains and slicing of the heads of several soldiers. Another soldier came out of nowhere and jumped into the air. Xinck launched his sword into the air and stabbed the soldier in the chest. Xinck pulled on the handle of the sword and flew into the air as his chain retracted, but the blade stayed in the soldires chest. When Xinck was close enough and the sword was fully retracted, he took the other sword and jammed it into the chest of the soldier. He screamed with pain as Xinck ripped the soldier apart. Xinck landed back on the ground, and the blood of the soldier rained down on him.
"Am I...the real monster?....No."
He continued running when he saw a centaur with a spear redied in his hand and charging at Xinck. The centaur and Xinck charged at each other and at the lat minute, Xinck launhed his sord chain at a tree branch dirctly over the head of the centaur. He flew into the air and landed on the branch as the Centaur swiped his spear at the air where Xinck wasn't. Xinck jumped down from the tree branch and landed on the back of the horse part of the centaur. He stabbed his swords into the back of the centaur and ripped them out as the Centaur screamed in pain. What Xinck had ripped out appeared to be bones and lungs.
Xinck jumped of the back of the centaur, as he let out dying breaths, then finally died. Xinck turned his head and continued onward... until he saw even more soldier monster. He readied himself.
"I hope.....for nothing."
Xinck started to evaporate Darkness as he powered himself. Dark smoke trailing off his shoulders and back, he ran and meet the crowed of soldiers and started to unload combo after combo. His swords extending and retracting as he sliced and maimed anyone unfortunate enough to meet his swords. He would slam his extended chain swords on the ground and make an impact of dark energy, sending the soldiers into the air, and finishing them off with an air combo.
They were dead, all of them, every, single last soldier monster was at least cut in half, or completely destroyed from the dark energy Xinck had released. Xinck turned around and, on a plataeu, he saw a huge Heartless. This was the reason Xinck was sent here, to find the Heartless that was terrorizing this world and eliminate it. The heartless itself wasn't that powerful. It was just it's size, it was like a mini DarkSide, but scarier.
"I fear....Nothing!"
Xinck dashed to the front of the Heartless, it ounched at the ground where Xinck was standing, but missed, as Xinck had sidestepped out of the way. Xinck balled up his fist and punched the heartless in the stomach. The Heartless kneeled over in pain and his face was meet with Xinck's fist, and the heartless bent over backwards. Xinck stabbed his swords into the Heartless's pelvis and started to climb up his body, stabbing his swords into the heartless's abdomen, then his chest. When both swords were wedged into his chest, Xinck jumbed into the air, his chains extending out of their hilts as he jumbed. He twisted his body until his chains were a few inches away from the neckof the Heartless....
"Am I....Nothing?"
He brought down the chains, cleanly slicing off the head of the Heartless. Xinck's chains retracted and he saw the body of the heartless dissapeared. He bent down and carefully grabbed the shimmering heart that was left behind. He slowly lifted itbup into the air and let it loat away to Kingdom Hearts in The World That Never Was.
"Well, that was entertaining." said Xaldin, instantly appeaing next to Xinck.
"How's it going, Xaldin?", asked Xinck.
"It's good, it's good. You?"
"Fine, just fine, fine just fine.", replied Xinck, "Just finishing up my mission."
"As strong as you are you should have been done an hour ago."
"Well, I thought I could get some practice in."
"Oh, well anyway, a couple of us were planning on going to the mall. Wanna come?"
"Crap the bed, Uncle Fred! Yeah! I need to stop at the Chocolate Factory, I need my fix.", said Xinck
"Uh-oh.", said Xaldin.
"'Uh-oh?' why Uh-oh?"
Xaldin pointed to behind Xinck to an army size group of monster soldiers, running towrds Xinck.
"Want me too take care of them?", asked Xaldin, "I could use the practice."
"Nah. I have a new technique I wan to try out."
Xinck walked towards the on-coming horde and held up two fingers, his pointer finger and his middle finger. He held them up to eye-level and a medium size black ball appeared, with black and dark-purple electricity zooming around it. Xinck pointed the black orb towards the army.
"Black Box!"
Instantly, four huge black walls appeared, forming a box around the entire monster army, the box reached all the way from the ground to the sky.
"Evicerate, and end their lives."
With the command the black box exploded with dark energy, instantly killing the entire army and sending their lifeless remains into the air.
Xaldin whistled "Wow, that's cool."
"Yeah, but I could tell it was only working at 75%, but who cares. Let's go to the mall! Yay!, yelled Xinck.
And with that, Xaldin and Xinck teleported back to The World That Never Was. And as their portals dissapeared , it started to rain blood, as the body parts of the dead army came pouring down....
Back in The World That Never Was, Larxene, Axel, Xigbar, Roxas, Vexen, Zexion, and Marluxia were sitting lazily in the Foyer of Unhappy Thoughts, waiting for Xaldin to Return with Xinck. Then Axel decides to try and lighten the mood.
"Hey, you guys, what do you call a Jewish womens Boobs?"
"What?", asked Roxas.
"Joobs."
"Oh, thats funny.", said Roxas sarcastically.
"Enough of this funny ant-semitism!", yelled Zexion, "Let's just go, I don't want to wait for them! I want to go to the mall and buy things!"
"Calm down, Zex," said Xigbar, "I'm sure that they will still have furry underware when we get there."
"Oh, alright then." said Zexion sitting back down.
"We're back!", yelled Xaldin, teleporting into the room with Xinck.
"Took you long enough." said Marluxia, standing up.
"I was only gone for three seconds." Xaldin replied.
"Yeah, but thats like....forever in dog years." said Roxas.
"Can we go to the mall, now?. Asked Larxene.
"No", said Marluxia.
"What?!" said Larxene
"Why not!?, asked Roxas
""How dare you get my hopes up, you fucking cocksucker!", yelled Vexen
Seemingly out of nowhere, Marluxia pulled out dark green T-shirts with the words 'Mall Troupe' printed on the back and front. "We can't go to the mall without Mall T-Shirts!." Surprisingly everyone cheered, ripped of their Cloaks and put on the shirts, leaving only their black pants and boots/shoes.
"Now, " started Marluxia, "Organization XIII Mall Troupe '09, let's go!....to the van...which will take us to the mall!"
As they headed for the van, Axel caught Marluxia and took on a serious tone.
"I hope to God you know what your doing."
All nine members poured into the back of the Organizations rarely used, black and gray minivan, with Marluxia driving and Axel in the front seat. 30 minutes later they were driving into the mall parking lot, which was overly crowded.
"Damn, this mall mall is more crowded than a hookers uterus." said Xigbar.
Marluxia continued driving the van around the parking lot until he found a space.
"Look, theres one.", said Marluxia, pointing to a parking space which was blocked on both sides by SUVs and the front of the space had a light post. Printed on the ground of the space was the 'Compact Cars Only' symbol.
"Are you crazy, Marluxia!", yelled Axel, "We'll never be able to fit in that spot, it says compactt only!"
"Shut it, Axel, Marluxia is the captain in this ship."said Larxene,"He's the smartest person in here and he won't let us down. Just like Albert Einstein or Thomas Edison, or...um..let's see, someone smart, a scientist....um.., well I can't think of anymore scientist, right now."
Vexen let a tear roll down his face and he closed his eyes.
"I won't let you guys down, now hold on, I'm going in.", said Marluxia.
Everyone put on their seat belt and Marluxia put the van in drive, and proceded to drive into the compact spot. As the Van entered the spot, sparks started to fly out from the sides as the van and the SUVs were grinding together.
"How am I doin' on the right?" Marluxia asked.
"Your good, your good.", said Zexion.
"Just scoot to the left a little bit." said Xinck.
As the van pulled up to the light post, Marluxia stepped on the gas a little bit, and the car knocked over the lightpost. It fell forward and became wedged in the back of the van, preventing the back doors of the van from being opened.
"Ok, here we are, safe and sound."
"Good I can't wait to go to Baby Gap, In and Out Burger, Foot Locker, and all the other euphemisms for vagina.", said Xigbar. He reached for the sliding door of the van and slid it open, but it was stuck.
"The door's stuck, we can't get out this way."
Roxas and Vexen tried to open the other the door.
"This one's stuck too!"
Zexion tried prying open the back door. It wound't open.
"Oh, God, we're trapped!"
"Get me the hell out of here!", yelled Larxene.
"If we lived here, we'ed be home by now!", yelled Xinck.
"You said you knew what you were doing!" Axel yelled to Marluxia.
"I thought the mall would be so much fun." said Marluxia, staring blankly
"We're all gonna die!", yelled Xaldin
"What do we do now?!", yelled Xigbar.
"What do we-..what...what do we....what?"Marluxia stammered, then finally just stared out the window blankly. Axel waved his hand in front of Marluxia's face and got no reaction.
"Ok. Marluxia is useless. Everyone listen to Axel, now." Axel declared, "Now, in the boy scouts, they tell you, if you get lost to say in one place, and wait for them to find you."
"Stay in one place, and wait for someone to help us?", said Roxas, "That's burn victim talk! I say we bust through the sunroof and go get help."
"Oh, that's real brilliant, Roxas, It's like 50 degrees out there, and if you break that window, it will be 50 degrees in here.!" yelleed Axel.
"Damn, thats like jacket weather and all we have are these fucking T-shirts!", yelled Xigbar
"Fuck all of you, I'm going for help!" yelled Roxas, grabbing a crobar that came out of nowhere. He stood up to the sunroof and prepared to smash it. "Stand back!"
"Don't even thin about it, Roxas!", said Xigbar, summoning one of his Guns and pointing it at Roxas.
"Wait, Xigbar, don't do anything your gonna regret.", said Larxene, "'Cuz if you wanna do something you're gonna regret, I'm right here." she said, opening her legs.
"Larxene, what is wrong with you?" asked Xinck, a little disgusted.
"I'm a woman in the prime of her life who needs love squeezins'! And I'ts been a full 2 hours since the last time I had sex, so who wants to do me?!"
"Shut it!" said Xigbar, pointing his gun at Larxene and then everyone else, "From now on everyone is going to listen to Axel. Think of this van as a High School Graduation—No one is going anywhere!"
Zexion noticed that the side door windows were closed and he started to hyperventilate
"What if we run out of Oxygen! I need air! Air!" Zexion made his way to a side window and partially rolled it down and started to suck in air from the outside.
Xaldin panicked. "Share the air! Share the air!"
He made his way over to Zexion and pryed his head from the window.
"I'll suck your lungs dry!" Xaldin placed his lips on Zexion's mouth and tried to suck out the air.
"Ahh! I've got Xaldin-germs!", yelled Zexion, pushing away Xaldin and spitting on the floor, as he slowly sauntered towards the back of the van.
45 minutes later
Roxas, Xaldin, Vexen, Larxene, Xinck, Zexion were huddle in the back of the van, while Xigbar and Axel were huddled behind the front seats, while Marluxia was still dumbstucked and sitting in the driver's seat.
"One of us has got to get out that window and go get help." said Roxas.
"No one is going anywhere as long as Xigbar has that gun." said Vexen.
"'Power grows out of the barrel of a gun'-Chairman Mao." said Xinck.
Everyone looked at Xinck.
"What? This fanfiction isn't all about jokes, people." he said.
"But we have to get that gun away from him, but how?", asked Roxas., "Any Ideas?"
"Oh, I think I have a plan. Huddle!", said Zexion, and they all huddled together to hear Zexion's plan.
At the other end of the van, with Axel and Xigbar.
"Look at them, over there." thought Xigbar, ,Scheming! But I'll protect them with this gun, even If I have to kill each and everyone of them!"
"Axel." Xigbar said, "We should have a plan."
"This is the plan, we wait for some help."
"Doesn't sound like a very good plan, I'm getting hungry." Xigbar said, rubbing his stomach.
"Me too."
Over in the corner, Axel spotted Xinck, facing the corner and making munching noises.
"Hey! He's got food! Share!" Axel and Xigbar got up and made thir way over to Xinck in the corner.
"What-what do you want?", asked Xinck, his cheeks full of food.
"We're hungry share your food!" said Axel.
"I'm not eating anything!", Xinck yelled, his cheeks still full of food.
"Hey, you guys!", yelled Xigbar, "Xinck's got food!"
Roxas and the other's made their way over to Xinck and surrounded him and then everyone, Axel, Roxas, Xigbar, Larxene, Xaldin, Zexion and Vexen all started to pull on Xinck's hands, trying to pull the food out of Xinck's hands, until they pulled hard enough and fell backwards.
Axel opened his hand with Xincks food and found out what he was eating. In his hand was pink, green, blue, yellow, and red play-doh.
"Xinck...you're eating play-doh?"
"It's not what you think! Have you ever seen those play-doh commercials, where the kids are making cakes and pies and candy and ice cream out of play-doh? We'll I had some play-doh in my pocket and tried it." Xinck said.
"How was it?", asked Xigbar.
"Salty." he replied, "I would'nt recommend it."
"Ha Ha, Charade you are!", yelled Roxas, standing up and holding Xigbar's gun in his hand, which he grabbed when they were trying to get Xinck's food. "Everybody stand back, cuz I'm going for help!"
Roxas aimed the gun at the sunroof window. He fired 6 shots and the window shattered. Roxas climed up and out of the window, hopped down off the van and started running towards the mall for help.
Now that the window was gone, the cold air from outside was now coming into the van.
"You petulant fools," started Axel, "Now we're all gonna freeze to death."
Larxene, Xaldin, Xinck, Vexen, Zexion were all huddled together, hugging each other, tyring to stay warm.
"Hell be back won't he?" asked Xaldin.
"Probably not." said Xinck.
Roxas was running frantically through the mall, desperately looking for mall security.
"Security! Security, I need some security!"
As he continued running, he thought"Nothings gonna stop me from finding some help for my friends-". But he said, "Oh, is that a Spencer's Gifts?" To his left, he saw a Spencer's Gifts. He had heard that Spencer's Gifts basically had anything a suicidal teenager could want. He had actually heard that about Hot Topic, but honestly there was really no difference between them. He made his way into the store, walking past displays of dark T-shirts, dark jewelry and other accesories.
"Wow, I wonder if the have BLEACH merchandise..." He wasn't sure if a store like this would have any type of Anime stuff, but it wouldn't hurt to look. But, then again, he could always look for a Hot Topic. He walked up to the counter to a young woman with shoulder length brown hair, olive skin, and blue eyes. To go with the over-all mood of the store, she had on black Mickey Mouse ears on her head. She wore a Crimson red wrist band with a Heart drawn on it.
"Hi, I'm Holly, can I help you today?" asked the girl when Roxas got up to the counter.
"Hi, do you have any BLEACH merchandise?", Roxas asked.
Hollys expression sank and she took a good look at Roxas. She looked like she wanted to say or do something, but remembered that she was on the job and answered his question, "Not that I know of, but feel free to look around."
"Mm..Okay." Roxas turned from the counter and Holly pulled out a laptop from under the counter. Roxas started walking around the aisles, looking for anything that resembled the BLEACH logo. He didn't like BLEACH but had heard that Axel liked it and would probably appreciate the gesture. Roxas looked back towards the counter and at Holly and as he turned his head towards her, she quickly looked away from him and looked back on her computer. Roxas paid no attention.
He looked around the store for about 2 more minutes, when he turned back to Holly, "I don't see anything marked BLEACH."
"Oh, this is him." Holly said looking at her computer.
"What?" Roxas asked.
As if caught with her pants down, Holly flipped her Laptop down and back towards Roxas, "Oh, did you say BLEACH? I thought you said Reach!" She laughed, "Yeah, we actually just got some BLEACH shipments in yesterday. They're in the back, we can check 'em out." She bent down below the counter and pulled out a Ring of Keys. She walked towards the back and motioned Roxas to follow her, he followed. He stood behind her as she opened the bakc door and when it opened, she held out her hand into the room.
"Go ahead." she said. Roxas went inside, not expecting the back room to be so...dark. It was a square room with pipes hanging and looping through the ceiling. The pipes were leaking and formed a small puddle on the cement floor.
"It's in the corner, over there." She pointed over into the Corner on a table. On the table were several white boxes with blue and red lettering marked 'BLEACH'
Roxas made his way over to the tables, "Wow, you guys have a lot of BLEACH stuff. You Know, I was about to go to Hot Topic, they have-Oh!" Before he could get over to the Table, Holly beat him over the head with a Wrench. Roxas's body fell limply to the floor and he passed out.
"Nighty night, Nobody!" Holly said.
Back in the Van
The sun was starting set and it was getting colder.
"So cold, so very cold", Xinck shivered, holding onto Larxene.
While Larxene, Xaldin, Vexen, Xinck, and Zexion were huddled in the corner, Xigbar and Axel were huddled over a small fire that they had made from sticks found under the seat.
"Don't worry, you guys, Roxas will be back soon." said Zexion, shivering and reading his lexicon.
"But when, Zexion, when?", said Xaldin, "I've already peed in this coke can six times."
"I'm starting to think he might be dead." said Xinck.
"Don't you ever say that." said Vexen, slapping Xinck.
"OW! Thats it, old man, I know when I'm not wanted. Let's go join Axel and Xigbar, Xaldin and Larxene."
Larxene and Xaldin followed Xinck to the small fire that Axel and Xigbar had going.
"Hey, assfaces, can we share your fire?" asked Larxene.
Axel looked at Xigbar then said, "Fine, if you want to join, then bring something to burn."
Xaldin, Larxene, and Xinck slowly turned their heads toward Vexen and Zexion and saw Zexion reading his is a book...with paper in it.....they're gonna burn the book, in case you didn't get it.
They walked over to Zexion who smiled and said. "Can I help you guys?"
Xaldin made a grab for Zexion's book, "Give it! We're gonna burn it!"
"No!" Zexion yelled, trying to tug the book away from Xaldin, Larxene, and Xinck. But they were too strong and were able to tug the book away. Zexion fell to the floor and watched as they made their way towards the fire.
"NO! He's allergic to fire!"
Zexion quickly got to his feet and ran to the front of the van to the still catatonic Marluxia.
"Marluxia, help! Stop them, they'll listen to you!", he yelled, but Marluxia just sat there, staring out the window. Larxene, Xaldin, and Xinck continued making their way towards the fire. It was strange how long it was taking them to get there as the van was only so big.
Zexion continued trying to get help from Marluxia. "Come on, Marluxia! Your the troupe leader!
"I'm-I'm the troupe leader? But-but my decisions are wrong. I-I-I runaway, runaway, must run away. Run, Marluxia, Run!", said Marluxia. He finally got out of his seat and made his way out of the hole made by Roxas.
Larxene threw the lexicon onto the fire and it instantly started to burn.
"You did good, kids, you did good." said Axel.
"Hahahahaha!", laughed Xigbar.
"Aaaaaaaah!" yelled Vexen.
"What's wrong?", asked Xigbar.
"Oh, nothing. Just wanted to let people know I was still here."
"NOOOOOOOO!" yelled Zexion. He ran towards Axel and grabbed the water bottle he had in his pocket(I don't know why he had a water bottle with him) and threw it onto the fire, putting it out.
Zexion grabbed the lexicon from the ashes and craddled it. "Oh, baby, hold on, hold on. Stay with me!"
"You Idiot!", said Xigbar, "That was the last of our water and we're out of matches!"
"Oh, my god! You're all gonna die!" yelled Xinck, "This van just got a whole lot sexier."
Roxas woke up he was sitting in a chair. His hands were tied down and his feet were tied together and his mouth was gagged. He wasn't in the dark and dingy room he was in earlier, now he was in an even darker and dingier room. He could barely see anything. His head hurt and it throbbed every time he blinked. He thought to himself, "I should have gone to Hot Topic....."
In The World That Never Was, Xemnas was sitting in his office, making the design for the flier that he was going to send out to bring Fangirls to take a tour of the castle. Then a chill ran threw his spine.
"Ooooh."
"What's wrong, Superior?", said Saix.
"I have a feeling that some members of the Organization are involved in something really stupid, and for some reason, the thought that they can teleport anywhere at anytime has not been expressed."
"Well, Lexaeus is in his quarters and Luxord is making copies of these fliers, and Demyx is on a mission. So it must be the others."
All of a sudden the phone rang, and Saix picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Saix! It's me, Demyx! I was on a mission and now I'm in jail! Apparantly, It's illegal to try to assassinate the president!"
"Oh,....well that sucks.", said Saix.
"I know! I'm in jail, can you help me out?"
"No"
"But, I'm in jail!" yelled Demyx.
"Don't drop the soap." Saix said, hanging up the phone.
"Who was that?", asked Xemnas.
"Mormons. Apparantly, they're in the telemarketing business now."
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