Authoress's Notes: Jingle Bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way! -slapped- GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT PEOPLE! I'm SO sorry about this late update. I've been working on chapter 2 of Super Evelyn Sisters, and I have a Christmas piano concert that I play in every year, and I had to wait on my poll, which only. Got. Two. Votes. –Pokes readers- Hello? Are you breathing?

Anyways, that is all I have to say!

On with the Show!

6. Beldam and the mystery guest

IN THE STUDIO

Adeline: Anyone got any twos?

Audience: GO FISH!

Lord Crump: Wait! I've got one! Runs down from seat STUPID

Adeline: Sigh Is anyone else bored?

Toad: Snore

Adeline: I guess so.

Vivian: Good news is, you're on in 30 seconds.

Adeline: EVERYONE OFF MY STAGE!

Scene: Everyone scrambles off the stage in fear

Adeline: Clears throat Oh yeah! Takes of her hat and puts on a fuzzy Santa one Ok, now turn the camera on!

Camera Man: 5, 4, 3, 2, and 1…

Adeline: Hello, and welcome to a special edition of Get Your Sleepin' Butts Out of Bed, Rougeport, when there are two interviewees! Also, Today we're celebrating ChrismaHanuKwanzica!

Audience: …Huh?

Adeline: It's Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all mushed together!

Audience: Oh!

Adeline: Today our first interviewee is… Looks at PDA … Beldam. Why me.

Beldam: Gets shoved onto the stage I was kind of wondering the same thing.

Adeline: So, thanks to you two poll voters out there, I guess I have to interview you.

Beldam: Yeah, you just couldn't pick ol' Crumpy over there, could ya?

Scene: A big wall with a four on it falls on Adeline and Beldam

Adeline: YOW!

Beldam: Wimp.

Adeline: Remind me to kill you after this. So, anyways, what are your stats?

Beldam: My HP is 30, my attack is 5, and my defense is 0.

Adeline: Your not gonna make yourself look better?

Beldam: Nah, I don't feel like it.

Adeline: Ok. Ummm… Oh! Exactly how old are you?

Beldam: A lot older than you.

Adeline: Grr. Why are you so mean to Vivian?

Beldam: Because I have nothing better to do.

Adeline: And finally, what are you getting me for Christmas?

Beldam: I'm not telling you!

Adeline: Talk show!

Beldam: Hrrmm… Fine. A Wii.

Adeline: SWEET! I'M GETTING A WII! Starts dancing in circles

Audience: Wow.

Adeline: Clears throat I mean, um, nice. It's audience time! Seat ALLMEALLTHETIME!

Rawk Hawk: Who's the next interviewee?

Adeline: It's a secret! You'll see in a minute!

Rawk Hawk: Then prepare to feel the RAWK!!!! Tries to do his jump trick on Adeline, but she tied him up with vines and hung him over the chain chomps row

Rawk Hawk: Hey!

Adeline: Patience, patience. Seat IWANTMYPACIFIER!

Baby Luigi: Plerfol flognore snipfle?

Beldam: … What the heck is he saying?

Adeline: Dunno. MOVING ON!

Scene: Everyone jumps at Adeline's yelling

Adeline: Seat IMSOPRETTYOSOPRETTY!

Flurrie: Where did you get that hat?

Beldam: I made my slaves- I mean sisters make it.

Adeline: Yeah… I remember that. Sucks on her thumb Anyways, seat IAMALWAYSRYMINGATVERYBADTIMING!

Merluvlee: Why must you be so mean to your sisters who are not named Dean?

Beldam: That was a bad rhyme.

Merluvlee: I know!

Adeline: Okay, Beldam, we're mo-

Merluvlee: Hey, I didn't rhyme! I'M FREE! Starts doing summersaults all over the place

Adeline and Beldam: Wow.

Adeline: As I was saying, we are moving on to our mystery guest, so, Beldam, thanks but you gotta go.

Beldam: But-

Adeline: No buts young –Erm- Old lady!

Boo: Tee-hee! You said 'butt'!

Adeline: No I didn't! I said BUT. ONE 'T'!

Beldam: Hello? I'm still here!

Adeline: Oh yeah. Someone get her out of here!

Scene: Nothing happens

Adeline: I really need to get me some security. 100 bucks to whoever gets her out of here.

Doopliss: You can only do that once!

Adeline: Alright, fine. While your at it, get him out of here too. For 500 bucks.

Audience: KILL!

10 HOURS LATER…

Adeline: I'm glad that's over with.

Toad: Mmm-hmm.

Adeline: So, Audience, I am going to reveal our 'mystery guest' and he is…

Scene: The lights go off and flashy-lights come on with a spotlight

Adeline: WHOEVER IS DOING THE LIGHTS IS FIRED!!!

Bobbery: Aw man, I say!

Adeline: Hey! I thought one of my piranha plants ate you!

Bobbery: They did! I just came out the e-

Adeline: I don't even WANT to know!

Bobbery: Okay, I say!

Adeline: But, I can fix that! Snaps her fingers and a piranha plant appears and chases Bobbery

Bobbery: Runs in circles with the piranha plant chasing him AHHHHHHH, I say!

Adeline: So our mystery guest is Santa Claus!

Santa: Walks onto the stage

Audience: IT'S SANTA!!!!

Flavio: Ooooh! I've been a good and fabulous rich boy all year!

Lord Crump: SANTA! I WANT A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS!

Doopliss: That's so stupid Crumpy! Wish for something cool! Santa, I want Adeline for Christmas!

Adeline: Gah! And I want some Doopliss repellent!

Mario: I want CHEESE!!!

Audience: STAMPEDE!!!!

Santa Claus: END THE TRANSMISSION!!!

Scene: The audience stampedes Santa and Adeline, and the camera gets trampled, ending the interview

Authoress Notes: Hee-hee, I love my chaotic endings! But I am sad, because this might be your last chappie. DUN DUN DUN!!!! I am serious. My parents might ban me from the sight. :( They don't seem to like it very much. I'll post it on my page if I have to leave.

If I don't get banned, I got two requests from readers for character interviews. They're Marilyn and Vivian, and they came in that order, so they are going in that order.

Uhhh… That's all.

Ciao!

P.S. Sorry I posted so early before Christmas. I wanted you to read it, just in case I get banned.