((THIS IS SUPER SHORT, I'M SORRY
OK, so here we have the promised Canada drabble! Expect idiocy and Canada being an adorable little troll.
Hetalia is not mine!))
"Alrighty, guys! Time for the United Nations to come to order!"
"Can we start already?"
America grinned. "OK, so today, I think we can protect ourselves from global warming by sucking all the heat out of the air with a super-freakin'-huge vacuum cleaner…"
"That would never work!" England exclaimed. "Please, let us just get on with some actual planning…"
"In that case, let's talk about how much your food sucks, Britain," France purred.
"SHUT UP, FRENCHY!"
This argument continued as a lone figure stood in the corner, holding a polar bear.
Suddenly, the lights went out.
"Whoa, what was that?"
"Did you turn the lights off, Russia?"
"Nyet. Maybe it was China, he's standing near the door."
"I haven't done anything, aru!"
The Allies looked around frantically, trying to find the culprit.
Suddenly, the lights started flickering.
"OK, that's super weird," said America.
Then, a ghostly voice appeared, drifting over the slightly weirded-out nations. "Whyyyy don't you notice meeeeee?"
"OH MY FREAKING GOD! IT'S A GHOST!" America screeched, immediately latching onto England. "HOLD ME ENGLAND!"
"GET OFF ME, YOU GIT!"
After that, papers were thrown into the air and everyone was running around in circles (except Russia, who was sitting back and enjoying the show).
Said lone figure smiled. "Another job well done, eh, Kumajiro?"
"Uh-huh," said the polar bear. "They're not gonna forget this one for weeks."
((OMG, why do I love making everybody dorky?
Now then! Let's take out the Random Name Hat! Our next lucky contestant is...*pulls out slip and reads it* good ol' Mr. Sweden! Send in suggestions!
Later, everybody!))