Written more in desperation and frustration than with inspiration.
ODE AGAINST ODDS 'N' ENDS.
I don't like taking on a censorious tone
I have no desire to stand alone
But lately I've noticed a disturbing trend or two
That make me uncomfortable as I hope they do you
Firstly let's consider the issue of the flame
I'm not here to shame or name
It seems some authors have the wrong idea
So to set the record clear
Here's what they and their friends need to hear
A review may be negative
Have you wishing for a sedative
Yet just because it is so
Does NOT make it a flame you should know
As long as it is polite
Within the rules it's quite alright
Just because it's not unremitting praise
There's no need for your temperature to raise
A flame might be rude or crude
Written by one in a mean mood
Quite often signed by Anon
Nastiness and attention this person thrives on
Fortunately in this fandom true flames are rare
Not many wish to cause a tear
So take a deep breath and count to ten
If you don't react you'll probably not hear from them again
Issue two is of a different vein
Of 'attack authors' people are starting to complain
These come in many different forms
Blowing things out of all proportion is the one consistent norm
When a review or comment is placed or a question asked
The reviewer finds themselves taken to task
When all they wanted was information
An author's clarification
Or to express a point of view
Sadly these attacks are something new
So please spread the word
This behavior is just not on
Now it's time to move along
The final point I'd like to make
Is of author's friends who take
Offence at things that have been said
And subsequently appear to wish the reviewer dead
Well, okay maybe not that far
They seem to think posting equals automatic star
Here's some advice just for you
That previous statement is simply not true
Your loyalty I do commend
It's natural to stand up for a friend
But acting like a drama queen
Or bratty teen
Is a most unattractive scene
Do please think before you do
It's quite acceptable for others to hold a different view
So now on these issues I've had my say
It's time to go on my way
I hope of these things you will take note
And RESPECT in the fandom you will promote