Chapter Six. ThatchxMarco
*Sings*: I'm ba-a~ck *Smiles triumphly* I'm not even going to say what I've been doing/working on cuz I just jinx myself when I do that. But I will say that I'm going to Florida for Thanksgiving and it will be my first time on a plane and I'm somewhat nervous. I'm trying not to let my nerves through but I think the reality will hit me once we're at the airport and on the plane and I'm gonna be like… 'Damn'. Lol.
With that being said, it feels good to finally finish something so here you go and enjoy this dorky cheesy chapter, lol :3
Summary for all chapters: These are just MarcoxThatch one-shots that I can't get out of my head. There all AU cuz it's easier :P
Summary for this chapter: Just some random funny/cheesy ThatchxMarco moments in one chapter, lol :P
Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda! :D
-One-
When Marco had a hard day at work, Thatch would make him a good breakfast, lunch and/or dinner to make him feel better.
Marco looked down at the plate before him. On it was two big French toasts topped with sliced bananas, kiwis and strawberries covered with powdered sugar and a side of perfectly cooked bacon. In a separate small cup was syrup and to drink was hot chocolate with… one big marshmallow? Marco chuckled at the sight.
"What's this for?"
"You were tense yesterday when you came home from work so I decided you should start today out right."
"I understand why you did it but… Why? I got mad at you yesterday."
"You weren't mad at me. Something happened at your job so you needed to let your anger out. It's o.k."
No it's not o.k Marco wanted to say but instead looked back down at the plate that now mocked him with guilt. "I don't deserve such a lovely breakfast."
"Yes you do. You're always working hard and it took me half 'n' hour to make that so eat it."
Marco smiled. "Thank you, Thatch."
-Two-
Thatch liked it when Marco helped him bake every once in a while even though he wasn't great at it.
Marco turned the mixer on high and the flour went all over him and on the counter. Thatch quickly went over and turned it off. He then looked at Marco whose face was now covered in flour and Thatch wiped it off from Marco's eyes allowing him to see.
"Sorry." Marco said.
And it wasn't any better when it was actual cooking.
Marco turned the heat on high and waited for it to get hot.
"Uh, Marco-"
"I just place the meat down right?" Marco asked grabbing a decent size piece of meat unaware of the incoming danger.
"Yes, but you're suppose to- the heat is to-! No!"
Marco dropped the meat in the heated oil pan and Thatch quickly grabbed him and ran away as the oil exploded up in the air and came back down. After a few seconds they both looked at the pan that was now somehow on the floor with oil everywhere including the ceiling.
"Sorry?" Marco said unsurely.
-Three-
Even when Thatch knew Marco didn't want to be bothered he bothered him anyway.
Marco just plopped down onto the bed and closed his eyes wanting to sleep.
"Hey, Marco." Thatch greeted after he was woken up by him going on the bed.
"Hey." Marco said tiredly.
"How was work?"
"Tiring."
"I see." Thatch then cuddled next to Marco.
"Sorry, Thatch but not tonight."
Said person put his arms around Marco and cuddled closer.
"No, I'm tired."
"You woke me up so now I can't sleep."
"So try to."
"I can't."
"Thatch."
Said person now lay on top of Marco who got annoyed. "Get off."
"Don't wanna."
Marco turned making Thatch go on the bed and looked at him. "You're annoying you know that?"
"I know." Thatch smiled.
"Get over here."
Thatch did so and they both cuddled together and soon fell asleep.
-Four-
Marco and Thatch want to get a pet but have no idea what.
"What about a dog?" Thatch said.
"A dog sounds good. Or a bird." Marco suggested.
"Why a bird?"
Marco shrugged. "Just cuz."
"A cat is definitely out of the question. … What about a kitten?"
"That's the same thing."
"Oh. Hm… A lizard!"
"Who wants a lizard?"
"People."
"Boring people."
"It would be right for you then."
"Hey!"
Thatch laughed and Marco rolled his eyes.
"What about fish?" Thatch suggested.
"Why fish?"
Thatch mimicked what Marco did before and shrugged. "Just cuz."
Marco then smirked. "What about a spider?"
"Hell no. You bring a spider in here and I'll throw it at you while you're showering."
"Hey, love birds!" Ace said appearing from nowhere making Thatch yelp and jump closer to Marco. "What're we talking about here?"
"What do you think about having a pet?" Marco asked.
"Hm… It should be a dog."
"Told you!" Thatch said making Marco push him away.
"Why, what do you want, Marco?"
"I'm fine with a dog. But what about a bird?"
"Why not both? You can train them to get along with each other."
Marco and Thatch blinked. "That's a good point." They both said.
"See? Dilemma solved." Ace smiled.
-Five-
Marco was not really one for video games but did enjoy playing them when he could.
Thatch pouted when Marco sent a blue shell to his game vehicle making him come in fourth place as Marco passed him coming in first.
"I win." Marco smirked.
"You always win. I'm gonna ban you from playing this game."
"How are you gonna ban me? You, Ace and I paid for it three ways so it's partially mine."
"Well it was my idea to do so."
"Whatever."
This time Thatch smirked. "I know what we can play."
"Oh, god."
Or was forced to play games he wasn't that great at.
'Damn you, Thatch.' Marco thought trying to keep up with the dance moves on the screen. A spinning icon then showed up and they both spun but Marco tripped bumping into Thatch and they both fell on the floor with Marco on top of Thatch.
"Well if this was a gold move I'm sure we'd get it every time." Thatch said smiling.
"I hate you."
Thatch kissed Marco.
"I hate this game more, though."
"I love you to, Marco."
Wow these were nice and cheesy weren't they? Not exactly romance but hey I just wanted to write fluffy stuff :3 The next chapter will be better. At least I hope so in your eyes :P
I also just realized it's been two months since I updated thisbutheythingshappenanditsupdatednowsoyeah :P And the fact it's a month after I put up 'Helping a Sick Pineapple'.
*Coughbythewayallifnotmostofmyaustoriesareconnectedcough*
There's also something else that NO BODY has noticed and it's starting to annoy me, lol. But I shall say nothing more for I want somebody to figure it out! XD
Sorry if there are any typos, oocness and blah- *Thatch is now typing since the writer is too lazy to finish the sentence*
Hi, readers! It sure has been a while hasn't it? How are you all? I miss you guys! Oh! Marco and I are now mar-
*Marco takes over the computer*
We are NOT married! That was a FAKE ceremony! FAKE!
*Thatch pushes Marco away from the computer and they both start fighting*
*Haruta comes and hits them to the floor and then takes over the computer*
Hello, readers! Before I blab I have one thing to say… theceromnywasrealandmarcoandthatcharefvdlkvfcjvad
*Marco tries to get Haruta off the computer which messes up her typing*
*Thatch sees the computer is free and goes for it*
O.k, I admit the ceremony was fake but hey you all can dream, right? Now let me finish this before I get kicked off. Make sure you review, o.k? Please?
*I come back and see Haruta and Marco arguing and sweat drop. I then see Thatch on the computer and look to see what he wrote. I have no clue what happened but decide to leave everything there and just add one more thing*
Review, please! XD