First off I don't own Hetalia, second

Thankyou to everyone who told me about my monumental blonde moment, I am reeeeeally sorry for accidently uploading a different chapter as chapter three, I'm not even sure how that happened =_= sorry and THANKYOOOOOOOU! (it should be fixed now ^_^ )

Lovino was quite content with Bella, she was really nice, and he honestly couldn't understand why Antonio didn't want to marry her,

he was currently sat around a table with Bella and two other girls, named Elizaveta who was from Hungary and Michelle who was from the Seychelles, Elizaveta had nice long brown hair and green eyes, Michelle had two long brown pigtails tied with red ribbons, she had a blue dress and nice dark skin, the four of them were currently gossiping cheerily about various things, about Elizaveta being the first mate on her ship, Michelle talked about a boy called Vash's sister who liked a boy on another ship, and about how Vash was now determined to kill the bastard, and Bella chatted about pretty much everything, until her eyes rested on Lovino,

"soooooooooo, Lovina, how's everything going between you and 'Tonio?"

Lovino choked on his wine "what!" he spluttered

"you heard me" she grinned, suddenly all attention was on him in an instant,

"um, uuuuum,uuuuuuum" Lovino's mind went blank, what to say what to say, fortunately he was saved from making a decision by the arrival of Francis, who dragged a chair over to their table and sat down "bonjour ladies, allow me to answer" he beamed,

"FRANCIS!" Bella smiled, Michelle looked over at him curiously, and out of nowhere Elizaveta picked up a skillet and slammed it on the table with a meaningful look at Francis.

Antonio watched in anticipation, he had told Francis to be subtle, SUBTLE, but the man had decided to waltz up to them and sit at their table, and with Elizaveta at the table,

"kesesesesese, Francis is screwed, Elizaveta has her skillet out!" chuckled Gilbert.

Lovino fumed silently as Francis spewed crap about him and Antonio, which was both disturbing, rude and just plain cringe worthy, it was almost laughably untrue, but the girls were hanging on his every word, but the sheer stupidity of what Francis was saying was getting more and more horrific until Lovino stood up, pointed at Francis and yelled "THAT IS A DAMN LIE!"

the four looked around at him, he was blushing like crazy, but he had to keep focused, or he and Feliciano were never going to get home to Italy, he looked at the girl's expectant eyes, then looked at the ground "I'm waiting until I'm married, yeah we share quarters but we don't sleep in the same bed!"

the girls looked at him, "ok, keep you'r corset on!" exclaimed Michelle.

Lovino had jumped up and called Francis a liar, but from this distance Antonio couldn't hear the rest, he was getting more worried, he looked over at Gilbert with a pleading look in his eyes, "no," said Gilbert curtly

"what's wrong?, not awesome enough to face her?" teased Antonio

Gilbert glared at him "I am MORE than awesome enough" he snapped standing up and walking towards the group.

The girls were trying to block Francis out of the conversation to get more information out of Lovino without Francis getting any information, suddenly Elizaveta looked up and her soft but enthusiastic eyes went hard with fury "Bielschmidt" she hissed, Lovino looked up to see the Prussian Captain swaggering over to them, Elizaveta's hand went to her skillet "don't you go near my Captain" she snapped angrily,

"nice to see you too Elizaveta" he grinned

Bella looked around at their interrupted gathering, "that's it" she yelled "you two, fuck off! NOW!, and tell 'Tonio to get out of the bushes, because his Lovi is definately going to go home in one piece!" and with that she gathered the girls and Lovino and stalked off down the road.

Antonio despaired at his friends sometimes, he didn't want to accept that he could do nothing in this situation, so he decided to vent his anger on his friends "NOW WHAT!" he exclaimed "what if Bella finds out! What'll I do!"

"sorry, Mon Ami" mumbled Francis

"what's so bad about marrying Bella anyway?" Gilbert asked

Antonio frowned "she's like a little sister to me, would you marry Ludwig?"

"of course not!, he's got himself a little boyfriend now anyway" he grinned "Feli"

Francis laughed "for the love of god don't tell Lovino".

Elizaveta was still fuming, and she didn't seem to be calming down anytime soon, Michelle and Bella had tried valiantly to get Elizaveta to calm, whilst simultaneously trying to get Lovino to talk more about the Spaniard, "so is Antonio being a gentleman?" Michelle asked

"Nope, he didn't even offer to walk Lovina to the ship!, but he did kiss her goodbye," Bella turned to Lovino "right?"

Lovino went red, he didn't need this, suddenly Elizaveta was all ears, "oh, Lovina, that's so sweet!"

"yeah, and she went tomato red!" giggled Bella "and she yelled at him!"

the three girls laughed, and Lovino attempted to fake a laugh, "so how much do you like Antonio?" asked the Hungarian politely

the question had caught him off guard, "a, a bit, but he's a bastard!"

"oooh, she's a, oh what was that thing Kiku said, um, she's a" grinned Bella

"Tsundere" finished Michelle cheerily

Lovino couldn't be bothered to ask them what that meant.

It was past ten, Antonio paced the deck, he was genuinely worried, what if they found Lovi out, what if they were attacked, what if they'd draughted him to their ship and he never heard from him again!, he was spared from his worry when he heard giggling, he looked over the edge of the ship to see a group of girls, plus his Lovi of course, he wondered at when he had started referring to him as that.

"Tonioooooooo!" grinned Bella "you need to lend Lovina to us more often"

Lovino was looking slightly the worse for wear, he wasn't used to girls shoes and the group had probably dragged him all around the port.

The girls were hugging Lovino and then pushed him up the gangplank.

"We'll see you tomorrow Lovina" smiled Elizaveta "your coming to our ship, right?"

she hugged him tightly before Michelle jumped into the hug

"you'd better come and see us" she grinned

Bella pulled Lovino into a rib shattering hug "we'll have cake!, or something, we're in a port so it'll be fresh" the girls pushed him up the gangplank, the group walked away grinning and waving, Lovino, to his utter surprise, waved back, he turned around to come face to face with Antonio.

"Did she believe you?" Antonio asked seriously, Lovi nodded happily "did you actually enjoy yourself?"

Lovi went bright red "n, no" he was obviously lying

Antonio laughed, he was quite literally the cutest member of his crew, and a spectacularly crap liar,

"shut uuuuup" Lovino snapped "stop laughing!"

"you really did enjoy yourself, didn't you"

Lovi went red again "I'm going to see them again tomorrow"

Antonio grinned at him "I knew it" as they walked down the steps.

Thanks again and sorry again.