Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.
The next day at the Katsuragi residence
"Um?Do we have to go to school?", asked Shinji from the kitchen.
"Yeah", answered Misato from the couch.
"But we don't know how the 'us' from here acted", said Asuka from the dinner table.
"Well?...We could ask Ritsuko to fill you in", responded Misato.
Half an hour later
"What do you want Misato?I have work to do", said Ritsuko after arriving at the apartment.
"Asuka and Shinji need to know how they used to act at school", said Misato.
"They, actually were about to start school".
"Why?".
"They just arrived here".
"What?Then who beat the first two angels two years ago?".
"I don't like remembering this story.It's the reason why Shinji and Asuka don't have their mothers anymore".
"Oh.They were the first pilots of unit 01 and 02, huh?".
"Yeah.Back then we didn't know much about angels, and 'they' lost their lives protecting us", said Ritsuko looking away trying to forget.
(This Ritsuko isn't cold-hearted)
"I see.Then we better not tell them this.'Their' mothers died a completely different way back home".
"I understand".
Later
"So?Did she say anything?", asked Shinji as he came out of his room.
"Uh?S-she said that you guys were about to enter school".
"What!", exclaimed Asuka.
"It's a good thing.This means that you guys can start fresh from the start".
"I guess", said Shinji.
En route to school
"You know what I've noticed?Misato doesn't suck at driving anymore", said Asuka from the backseat.
"Hey!That's not nice.But yeah, I got better at driving some how".
"It's because you're a guy now.Most guys love cars", said Shinji.
He's right you know.Some guys love cars so much that they become great drivers.Looks like Misato still needs to get used to her new body.Which by the way, I didn't get to describe.She is now a six foot tall man.Same hair, except in a ponytail.Kind of built for the average man.Same clothes as before, except in man size, instead of a black skirt and heels, it's black pants and army boots.She decided to wear earings, earings a man would wear.Oddly, the same sports car, which is too small for her.Think of it as switching good woman looks, for good man looks.And instead of huge tits she has a hude d-
"We're here!", said Misato as she did a crazy parallel park and then climbing out of her tiny car.
"Way to make an entrance Misato", said Shinji as he climbed out.
"Yeah Misato.Everyone is looking at us now", said Asuka who was the first one out.
"-gasp-It's Misato Katsuragi!", yelled a few of the girls that were looking out of the windows."And the Eva pilots!".
"It feels wierd having girls falling for me instead of boys", said Misato."Kind of creepy".
"Just don't flirt with them.Or anyone for that matter.If they see a grown man flirting with teenage boys and girls, you'll be arrested and jailed for a long time", said Shinji.
"Dammit!I used to love the double standard as a woman, but as a guy I see just how bad those really are.It's just not fair.As a guy I can't do anything anymore!If I flirt I get 5 years in prison and get marked as a child molester, but as a woman I get off with a warning.Guys really do have it hard in life", said Misato looking depressed.
"Would you get the hell out of here!You're emberassing us!", yelled Asuka.
In class
"I would like to introduce two new students to our classroom", said their nameless teacher."Asuka Soryu Langley and Shinji Ikari".
"Hey.I think you mixed up their names", said a random student.
"Actually.Those are our names", said Shinji.
"That's messed up", said another random student.
"Yeah well what're you gonna do about it", said Asuka getting angry.
"I didn't mean to insult", answered the student.
"You better not.I'll kick your fucking ass!", threatned Asuka as testosterone rushed through her blood.
"Control yourself Asuka", whispered Shinji looking worried.
"You want some of this you little bitch!", yelled Asuka raising her fist at Shinji.
After school
"You there.Eva pilot", said Touji.
"M-me?", asked Shinji knowing full well that Touji was about to kick his ass.
"Yes you.I got something to say to you".
"Just make it quick", said Shinji closing his eyes waiting for the pain.
"Here it comes", said Kensuke who was looking at his camera.
-thud-
"Oh thank you, thank you!", said Touji from the ground."If it wasn't for you my sister would've gotten killed!".
"What?".
"My sister would've gotten hit with the angel's laser, but your Eva blocked it".
"Oh, well.Thanks?".
"I owe you so much", said Touji as he started crying.
"He really does", added Kensuke.
"Is there anything I can do for you?Anything?", asked Touji.
"Well, maybe you two could be my friends", said Shinji.
"What!!You want us to be your friends?!Yes yes god yes!", exclaimed Kensuke at the thought of being a hot girl's friend.
"That would be great", said Touji getting up.
I didn't describe Shinji either huh?Well, he got a bit shorter.His hair style resembles that of his mother.Big shiny blue eyes.Nice curves.C cup.An all around good looking girl.When not in school he wears a short sleeved navy blue t-shirt, tight fitting black capris, and black 1.5" thick comfort sandals.Let's face it, that school uniform sucks.
"Then come on.Let's hit the arcade", said Shinji with a big smile.
"Alright!", yelled Touji.
"He he, she said 'come'", said Kensuke.
Elsewhere at school
"Wha-what do you want?", asked Hikari with fear in her voice.
"Huh?I just want to ask you something", said Asuka.
"Please...don't rape me".
"What?What makes you th-"
"Alright.I'll suck your d-"
"Hey!!I just want to ask you something!".
"No please.Don't rape my ass".
"Hikari stop!What's wrong with yo-"
"Alright.Do my ass, but I won't enjoy it", said Hikari as she pulled down her panties and bent down.
"DUDE!!STOP!What the hell is wrong with you?!", yelled Asuka freaked out.
"Please, don't play with my nipples", said Hikari as she ripped off her shirt and bra.
-SMACK!!-
"Y-you hit me!", said Hikari astonished.
"I hit you because you were freaking out".
"So, you aren't gonna rape me?".
"NO!!"
"Damn".
"What was that?".
"Then what do you want?".
"I wanted to ask you something".
"What is it?".
"Do you want to be my friend?I don't have anyone else here".
"Neither do I.Alright, I'll be your friend".
"That's great!".
"As long as you promise not to rape me".
"Could you quit it with that!!".
I also forgot to describe Asuka.What's wrong with me today?Anywho, she got a few inches taller.Same hair but in a ponytail and longer bangs.Good muscle mass for someone that age, but not too much.Darker blue eyes.When at home she wears an black muscle shirt with a fireball design on the back, black pants with flame designs on the legs, and some army boots she got from Kaji.Unlike Misato, she wears her pants OVER her boots.Now that she's a boy she can't go around in a yellow sundress now can she?The original male Asuka liked heavy metal and knew how to play guitar.
"Please don't lick my clit", said Hikari through tears as she opened her soaking slit with her fingers.
"NOT AGAIN!!".
A/N:I'll try to give the characters from this universe human like behavior, that includes the original Asuka, Shinji, Misato, Kaoru, and Rei.And if you say 'Hikari's behavior ain't human like', you'll be surprised just how many strange fetishes lonely girls develop.You might never know just what turns on a lonely girl.Maybe the smart quiet girl in your class likes to have her nipples bitten.'Ouch' you say.No shit that hurts, that's why it's strange.And that's why it turns her on.Remember what I say, if they don't complain, they like it.Unless complaining actually happens to turn them on.