AN: wow! When I woke up I already had two reviews that pretty much said " OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" So it seems that the Dursleys will die a horrible death... I hope Pandora is ready for a Cheshire Cat... and I will say this, I've only seen the anime, but I will try to read the manga soon ^^ another thing to note, the chain in this story is MADE UP... I asked a friend of mine what their least favorite creature (that was in Alice in wonderland) and they said Flamingos.
Xerxes was excited when he appeared this time. He even brought cake. ' this doesn't seem like this will be good...' Xiao thought as she stared at the Mad Hatter's massive grin.
" I have a Job in this town today!" He said with far too much glee for a man about to kill a monster. " Would you like to watch?" He demanded more than asked.
" Y- yes," Xiao stuttered, knowing he wouldn't accept "no" for an answer.
" Then let's go!" He responded as he dived under the porch with Xiao in his tight grasp. When they arrived at their destination, Xiao couldn't help but admit their target was Ridiculous! it was a giant FLAMINGO. Yes it may have seemed like a rag doll with its button eyes and stitches, but still. It's wings were made up of strips of fabric rather than fully stuffed wings, making it better to grab things. It was a giant PINK menace that seemed to have a taste for Gobbling up humans.
Yet with how ridiculous it seemed, the Chain did deal a great deal of damage to the town... another thing to note about the chain, was that the menace was only a few streets away from Xiao's. Xiao was to her relief, allowed to watch as Xerxes Slaughtered the chain. He cut it to pieces slowly, as if he were showing off. The chain attempted to run away from the blade of Xerxes. It tripped and fell onto several houses, with its parted mouth falling squarely over a house. It closed its mouth, devouring number four private drive, and all of its current inhabitants. Xerxes sliced off the head after the beast swallowed, making both the chain and its meal disappear. The Mad Hatter then snuck up behind Xiao, still grinning.
" What house was that?" Xiao asked. Not getting a reply, Xiao teleported over to it. ' Glad I only have this scarf.' Xiao thought as she gently rubbed her scarf. The area where her family resided was seemed to be just an indent in the ground now.
The Mad Hatter appeared behind her with a look of false worry. " That's not good," he thought aloud. He then turned with Xiao in his grip saying, " Guess I need to take you with me," cheerfully leaving no room for objection.
Xerxes used his powers to take Xiao to the Pandora HQ after. While she was "under his wing" she caused chaos in the headquarters whenever she want busy. It may have been a pain for the dukes to do all the paperwork, but within the first week, Xiao was placed as Xerxes charge. Because of this, Xiao deemed The Mad Hatter as her "Uncle." Her brand of chaos also got the Dukes to BEG The Mad Hatter to take Xiao on his assignments. She got to enjoy this lifestyle all the way up to the end of July in her eleventh year of life.