Brian & Ellie 3: The Boxer Bites Back
Based on The TV Series "Family Guy"
Sequel to "When Families Unite"
Part 1 of "Brian Gets Dognapped"
CHAPTER 5
The Confrontation and The Warning
In Mayor Kaputski's office, Samson consults a lost puppy. "Mr. Mayor, sir." said the puppy. "I'm lost, and I don't where Mom and Dad are. Can you help me find them?"
"I'm sure the police will find your Mom and Dad." said Samson. "Now run along, little pup. Into the daycare room you go." The puppy leaves the office. "I wonder why that little puppy was lost." Suddenly, Max came in bursting through the doors. "You! How did you get past my bodyguard?"
"Well, he was obviously going to the bathroom." said Max approaching the desk. "Anyway, I've come for Brian Griffin."
"Max the Boxer, I've heard a lot about you!" said Samson. "My daughter and my son-in-law told my family everything about you!"
"Ah, so he has your daughter?" said Max. "In that case, where are they?"
"I'm not gonna tell you that, Max!" said Samson. "It's two policies I stick by with, and that's Mayoral Policy and Family Policy!"
"You don't think I'm family?" said Max.
"Of course not!" said Samson. "You're not meant to fit for our family!"
"Listen, Old Man Kaputski!" said Max.
"That's Mayor Old Man Kaputski, you imbecile!" said Samson.
"I could've had your daughter Ellie, if it weren't for that jerkass Brian Griffin!" said Max.
"You'll be a terrible husband to my daughter!" said Samson. "And an unfit father to my grandpuppies!"
"Oh really?" said Max. "What daughter are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about Ellie, you numbskull!" said Samson.
"So you're saying that your daughter Ellie got married?" said Max.
"To Brian, yes!" said Samson. "And not to you, you White Lab hating bastard."
"Enough games, Kaputski!" said Max banging the desk. "Where's Brian Griffin?"
"First of all, that's Mayor Kaputski!" said Samson. "And second, I'm not gonna tell you!"
"Why not?!" asked Max in fury.
"Because that's classified information!" said Samson.
"What the hell do you mean classified?" asked Max.
"I mean, the Mayor refuses to give out residential address to delinquents, like you!" said Samson.
"You think I'm a delinquent?!" said Max.
"You already are a delinquent, Max!" said Samson. "You've been in the pound for almost a year! I honestly don't know how you escaped from it."
"You know I hate getting put down!" said Max. "Now where's Brian Griffin and your daughter?!"
"Never!" said Samson. "You can find my daughter and her husband over my dead body!"
"I suggest you cooperate, Kaputski." said Max.
"That's Mayor Kaputski, and why should I?" said Samson.
"Because it'll be a damn shame, if something happened to your family." said Max. Samson was shocked when Max showed him his family tied up and held hostage by Seth and Rico on the screen.
"You monster!" shouted Samson. "What have you done to my family?!"
"They're safely at home." said Max. "Now tell us where Brian and his family are, and I'll set your family free."
"Do you honestly think that you can get away with tying up my family?!" asked Samson. "My wife, my sons, my two other daughters?!"
"Oh, we wouldn't dream of holding your family hostage." said Max.
"What do you mean 'we'?" asked Samson.
"I don't mean you, Kaputski." said Max. "I mean me, Seth and Rico."
"Let me get this straight, Max." said Samson. "You came into my office, interrogating me about my daughter and my son-in-law's whereabouts and you're telling me that Seth and Rico held my family hostage?!"
"They won't be held for long, if you tell me where they are." said Max.
"Now see here, Max!" said Samson slamming his hand on his desk. "I'm currently the Mayor of Dogtown for three years and not a second more, getting money from taxpayers, opening local and memorial parks, erecting a statue to commemorate those who served well in my town, and you expect me to spill the beans about where they live now?! Huh! Fat chance! You won't ever find them!"
"Wait, what's that on your desk?" asked Max. Samson looked at the desk.
"Mind your own business." said Samson.
"Let me see it." said Max.
"No, this is for Mayor's eyes only." said Samson. He and Max tug the paper, but Max tugged so hard, that it slipped off of Samson.
"The town map." said Max reading the map. "And there's Shamrock Gardens. Get ready, Brian Griffin. Max and his minions are coming for you." Max leaves the office.
"This is not looking good for Brian and Ellie's family." said Samson.
The bodyguard came back into the office asking Samson. "Mr. Mayor, what happened? what did I miss?"
"There was this Boxer trespassing into my office, harassing me to tell him where Brian and Ellie are."
"What?" said the bodyguard. "Who was that Boxer?"
"That Boxer was Max." said Samson.
"Would you like to issue the warning to the residents?" asked the bodyguard.
"Please do." said Samson.
o - o - o - o - o
In the New Griffin's house, the New Griffin family are having their dinner, when suddenly, there was a doorbell ringing. "Who the heck is that by the door?" asked Frank.
"I hope this is not Max." said Genie.
"Stay here, kids." said Brian. "I'll get it." Brian gets off the table, walks to the front door and answers it. "Vinny? Seabreeze? What are you two doing here?"
"Brian, we've got bad news." said Vinny.
"What's the bad news?" asked Brian.
"Max has escaped from the pound." said Seabreeze.
"Escaped?" he said. "I thought he was still in the pound."
"I thought that too, brother." said Vinny. "And now that he's gone out, he's after you!"
Brian's jaw dropped and his eyes widened in drama. "Oh… crap." said Brian.
"I thought you'd say that, brother." said Vinny.
"Which is why we have to protect you and your family from him, Brian." she said.
"Protect us?" said Brian.
"From Max?" said Ellie.
"Si, signora." said Vinny. "Max is already on his way to get his revenge."
"So we came here in time to warn you." said Seabreeze.
"Uncle Vinny! Aunt Seabreeze!" said the puppies as they came towards them.
"Did we hear about Max coming to get revenge on our Mom and Dad?" asked Martin.
"I'm afraid so, pups." said Vinny. "He's already on his way."
"Oh, I hate that jerk." said Brian Jr..
"Me too, he's the worst." said Genie.
"We all hate him, sibs." said Frank. "We don't want him around our Mom and Dad."
"We all don't want Max around, Frank." said Seabreeze. "But he's already on his way."
"I feel like I've got a fish tank in my pelvis." said Dean feeling nervous.
"Can't you be brave and hold it, Dean?" asked Mitzi.
"I'm tryin', sis." he said.
"Don't be afraid, chaps and lasses." said Eli. "Max won't be at the house for another 2 hours."
"Or less." said Coco.
"Well, we're not afraid of that lousy Boxer." said Brian Jr..
"What do you mean, Junior?" asked Martin.
"We're growing dogs." said Brian Jr.. "We can take on Max any time. With our growls and barks, there's no way he's gonna get closer to our Mom and Dad."
"And that's how we protect our Mom and Dad, Junior?" asked Sally.
"That's how we're gonna do, Sally." he said.
"Now, now, pups." said Brian. "Let the grown-ups handle him. I know you all hate Max as much as I do, your mother does, and same for your uncle, but I don't want any of you getting hurt by him, okay?"
"Yes, Dad." said the puppies.
"Dad, if by getting hurt, do you mean physically or verbally?" asked Genie.
"Probably both, Genie." said Brian stroking Genie's head. "Probably both."
"Brian, are you sure that they'll be alright?" asked Ellie. "I mean, when Max is around, I just don't want our puppies to get hurt."
"I'm sure they'll be fine, Ellie dear." he said.
That is, until next chapter, where it's about to get worse.
END OF CHAPTER 5
AUTHOR'S NOTE: The battle takes place in Chapter 6. Who will win? Find out next chapter.
DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fan fiction using characters from Family Guy, which is a registered trademark of FOX and The Walt Disney Company. I do NOT own any of these Family Guy related characters, they belong to Seth MacFarlane, FOX and The Walt Disney Company. The story I tell here focuses on my fantasy of Brian X Ellie is my own invention and is not purported or believed to be part of Seth MacFarlane's story canon. This story is for entertainment purposes only and is not part of an official plot. I am not making any money of this fan fiction using any Family Guy characters. I am truly grateful for Seth MacFarlane for his awesome show taking place in Quahog, Rhode Island, for without his show, my story wouldn't exist.