Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
41. Belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model.
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.
Dear D.A members,
I am not going to lie at the moment I hate some of you.
41. Whoever the hell put love potion in my pumpkin juice so that I fell madly in love with Umbridge?!.
You're in big trouble. Now I will NEVER be able to show my face again. This will go down in history and my future grandchildren (if I have any) won't be able to walk down Diagon Alley without people pointing and going "oh look, there go the grandchildren of Harry Potter, the boy who drank love potion and started literally kissing Umbridge's butt in front of everyone." My dignity has been RUINED.
Everyone is laughing at me. That incident was bad enough. Now I've got detention with Toad Face every week for the rest of the year.
And do you know what? I found her flowery frilly under my pillow. UNDER MY PILLOW! And Seamus and Ron saw. This is so unfair. I need a treacle tart.
42. You cannot do whatever the hell you want and ignore what I say.
43. Not everything is life is solvable by screaming "Monkeys stole my sandwiches".
It'd be awesome if it was though.
44. The following things are forbidden as code names:
Pineapple fox ghost hunter
The most awesome thing in the universe
I blame my insanity hamsters
You all know you wish you could sing as brilliant as me.
Don't talk to me about psychic flamingos.
45. No one is to encourage Hermione to blow up random parts of Hogwarts.
Seriously covering that she is the culprit is becoming very difficult.
46. No using any D. A member as a human shield.
It is not a great strategy for future Death Eater attacks.
47. No trying to make peace with Voldemort by offering to hand me over to him.
The fact you offered to sell me out is hurtful, but not as hurtful as finding out you were willing to hand me over for a carrot.
48. I can and will tell your parents if you bite me.
Sincerely Harry Potter.