-Wonderweiss's translated speech will be in Italics, unless unable to be translated, it will remain untouched; there may be times when his speech if fine.
-all thoughts for all characters will be as such: "{abc}"

Chapter 6:

Fun with Strawberry

My gigai's awesome! I don't even have my tiara showing anymore! I was wearing the exact school uniform that Ichigo wears, but with a poofy red bow that the girls wear; I'm guessing that's to increase my cuteness level.

What?

OKAY FINE! I like the bow. Tessai even gave me some clothes that weren't being worn anymore (aka hand-me-downs) for my stay with Ichigo. It was an hour later that I was shown where Ichigo goes to school...Karakura High. Pfft, this building isn't even half as big as Las Noches. Went I went in, however.....

"OH MY GOD, HE'S SO ADORABLE!" a school girl yells.

With that, all the girls start charging at me the moment I made it three feet in the building. So I dash back outside not knowing where to go. I quickly find a dark alley nearby and hide in there while the girls go right passed me. I breathe a sigh of relief and head back inside before they noticed. Funny how no one else was acting like them...

If I remember correctly, Ichigo's a few floors up. This was going to be fun...NOT. I had to make sure I wasn't spotted by anymore women if I plan on reaching Ichigo. It was actually fairly simple thanks to my small size. A little while later, I make it up to the right floor and find Ichigo's classroom.

Nnghh....I'm nervous as hell!

I knock on the door and wait for a reply. The only bad part is, I still can't speak correctly, despite the gigai. A woman answers...I think she's the teacher.

"Hm?" she asks looking down.

".....Hiiii....." I say trying to break the awkwa---GAAAAHHH!!!! SHE'S LIKE A F*CKING ANACONDA!

She hugs me saying really fast, "OMG you're the cutest little thing ever! You must be a new student! Come on in!"

The moment she let go was the instant I hit the floor like a lead weight. I recover quickly and walk in.

All the girls gasp....shit they're in here too?! Oh crap, they all have that sparkle in their eyes that Orihime thankfully never got!

They all squeal and say, "HE'S ADORABLE!"

I'm starting to think the bow was a REALLY BAD idea.

"Ladies please, calm down. How about you tell us your name?" the teacher asks.

I gulp and reply, "Wonderweiss Margera....{I'm so gonna die!}"

They squeal again. I quickly spot Ichigo, dash over and hide right under his desk. He was very surprised to see me here, and not very proud about it.

"Great job ladies, you've successfully scared him and warped his mind." a male student says, fixing his glasses. He seemed the secluded kind; not want any part of anything.

"SHUT UP, URYUU!!!" all the girls yell.

"{*grrr* I'd love to be able to use my Quincy Powers on them, but then I'd get thrown in jail.}" Uryuu thought.

"Girls, let's just calm down and give the kid some time to adjust." a tall guy says. He was a foot shorter than Nnoitra, and hair that was really wavy and blocked his eyes.

"YOU BE QUIET TOO, CHAD!" the girls shout.

I'm soooooooo not safe here! I need a way out now!

"Uh, excuse me, I'm gonna take Wonderweiss out in the hall to breathe." Ichigo says standing up.

"I'll go too." Uryuu and Chad say.

After prying me from the desk's leg, I'm brought to an outer hallway; meaning the hallway's outside, but covered by the floor above.

"Wonderweiss, why did you follow me here?" Ichigo asks, not happy with me.

"You think I'm gonna stay with Tessai?" I ask.

"...What'd he say?" Uryuu asks.

"I have no idea." Ichigo replies.

"I have an idea. Here Wonderweiss, write in this." Chad says handing me a pen and a notebook.

I take and write, "You think I'm gonna stay with Tessai?"

"....You're kidding. You're afraid of Tessai?" Ichigo asks.

"I don't blame him. He used to be part of Soul Society right? Not to mention he loves to pop up right in your face when you least expect it." Uryuu says.

"Well, if he's gonna follow Ichigo, we're gonna have to give him something to do; the stuff we're learning is too complicated." Chad suggests.

I write, "Too complicated? Give me an example."

"Wonderweiss...okay, here, try to solve this one." Uryuu says.

He takes the notebook and writes: (10 + 5)(6 + 9)

"Uryuu, he might not be able to do that." Chad says concerned.

"I just want to see. Go ahead Wonderweiss, give it a shot." Uryuu says handing back the notebook.

And so I surprise them all:

(10 + 5)(6 + 9)

60 + 90 + 30 + 45

=225

"What the hell?" Uryuu says shocked.

"Wow, he knows how to FOIL." Ichigo says amazed.

I write, "Anytime, anywhere, I will surprise you to the point you'll wet yourself. XD"

"You little! Fine, try this one!" Uryuu says taking the notebook.

He writes: (2x + 3)/6 / 3x -12/2. He hands it back, thinking I can't do it.

"Why do I have a feeling he'll know how to do this?" Ichigo asks.

So I begin:

(2x + 3)(x - 4)/6 * 2/3x - 12

(2x + 3)(x - 4)/6 * 2/3(x - 4)

I cross out (x - 4), 6, and two, and my answer is: 2x + 3/9

"He can do fractions too?!" Uryuu says shocked again.

"How did you learn to do that?" Chad asks.

I write, "Szayel Aporro-sama taught me because we both had nothing to do for a week."

"There is no way in hell you learned to do that in one week." Uryuu says.

I write, "You'd be surprised at what I can do in two days."

"Is that a challenge?" Uryuu asks.

"Enough. Let's get back to class." Ichigo says.

Hours later, school lets out. Every last girl in that school, emo, goth, lolita, punk, you name it, was chasing me just so they could hug and kiss me. The guys had a lot of trouble trying to get them to reconsider, but eventually got them to stare at an Abercrombie and Fitch billboard, giving us the chance to make a mad dash to the Kurosaki Clinic.

When we got in, we headed stright for Ichigo's room where Ichigo locked the window shut and covered it with curtains.

"Okay, we're safe. Now we gotta figure out what to do with Wonderweiss." Ichigo says.

"Maybe I should just head back to Hueco Mundo if it's gonna be this dangerous." I say.

"Huh?" the guys asks.

A muffles voice says, "He said 'Maybe' he 'should just go back to Hueco Mundo if it's gonna be this dangerous'."

There was a lump in Ichigo's bed. Upon lifting the sheets up, a mobile stuffed lion comes flying out and lands in the middle of all of us.

"Kon, what were you doing in my bed?" Ichigo asks.

"Hiding from your sister. And yes, I can actually understand what the kid is saying." Kon replies.

"Good, you be his translater then." Ichigo says lifting Kon and placing him on my head.

"So Wonderweiss, what made you come here?" Chad asks.

"I was locked in my room for something I did the night before in order to get back at Nnoitra and Aizen." I reply.

Kon translates, "He said he was locked in his room for something he did the night before in order to get back at Nnoitra and Aizen."

"What did you do?" Ichigo asks.

I tell them the whole story with Kon translating for me. Although they seemed disturbed, they were laughing pretty hard, even Kon.

After they calm down, Uryuu says, "I guess I underestimated you, and Urahara. That's some trap."

Strawberry: not just a sweet fruit, but it is one of many meanings to Ichigo's name.

Karakura High: the high school that Ichigo and friends go to. Ichigo, unfortunetly, can be easily tracked down here by the Shinigami he knows (and hates).

Chad: his actual name is Yasutora Sado, but he was given the nickname. He is the powerhouse of Ichigo's team, due to his Hollow-like powers. He is also very caring, and will do anything to protect his friends. During his fight with the Privaron Espada, Mosqueda, he gained more power and thus learned the Left Arm of Diablo; his first being the Right Arm of the Giant. His left arm is now used more for offensive attacks. His right arm is more or less a sheild with an attack of its own, El Directo.

FOIL: one of many math terms and functions, it means First Outer Inner Last.

Abercrombie and Fitch: a clothes store mostly for men (as far as I'm concerned) where men can get the same clothes at Walmart for $5. It usually shows pictures of hot/good looking men on its walls and bags.

Kon: is a Mod Soul that usually stays within a stuffed lion. In the early days of his debut, he was able to take control of Ichigo's body, his only ability being able to jump really high. He isn't vety brave when it comes to Hollows, and is just as perverted as the next guy in Bleach. He immediatly falls for Rukia, but also wants to be held by Matsumoto and Orihime because he happens to like the chest area on a woman; Luppi and Ichigo's friend, Keigo, are other pervs that perfer the same area as well, resulting in defeat. His name comes from the Japanese name for Mod Soul, Kaizo Konpaku, and was to be destroyed when the Project Spearhead was cancelled. Somehow he "escaped" to the human world and was sold to Rukia by Kisuke at Urahara Shoten.