Chapter 6

I'm a badass, just ask, my bloody axe

Brief

Nope. I'm not going to write one.

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Vincent's eyes widen as the heavy axe was lifted into the air and hung there for what felt like an eternity. Chaos and the rest of his inner demons screamed at the sight before for them.

NO! Not like this!

To be vanquished in this squishy meaty body, no!

I don't care anymore.

SAY WHAT?!

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With Yuffie

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The young ninja's speed easily ate the distance of her destination, but that is if she had kept the pace. She wiped the sweat and blood that smeared her face, as her opponent smiled easily at her.

"Worried about your boyfriend? Don't worry, my friend will treat him tenderly...with her axe."

"Fuck you, bitch! Stay away from Vinnie!"

Yuffie swung her Conformer missing her enemy by mere inches, the woman giggled madly at the attempt and quickly got into a stance Yuffie grew to loathe.

"I'm going to return you back to your wee little friends in rags, maybe after I show case you to the town!"

"Not if I do that to you first!"

The woman gasped, her face slightly flustered, "My, so forward!"

"Wha? Ah! You bitch!" screamed a red faced Yuffie.

The woman smirked unsheathing five razors she held between her fingers, she licked her lips seductively, "Oh, I'm going to rip those clothes to pieces, like Gaia intended."

Yuffie didn't reply as the two fell into a dance of blades and curses. Blood ran down their bodies along with sweat, spit and grime as they traded blows, each one much more powerful from the last. Sweat poured down their backs and arms and curvy legs.

Yuffie ducked under a razor swipe from her foe before kicking the woman in her exposed side sending her skidding, she snarled and threw her razors forcing Yuffie to combat roll to the side, dust coating their moist bodies.

"Not bad, little girl, let's keep this dance going!"

"Then come at me, bitch!"

The woman laughed and rushed the ninja and the fighting continued.

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With Cid

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The old pilot stood over the buzz saw maniac, a bottle of prune juice lying a little ways off. Cid wiped her mouth with the back of his hand before spatting out a mouthful of blood. He whipped his head around expecting ninjas and whatnot to appear and cause even more trouble for him. Thankfully, none showed up, not even the group's lovable brat.

He smirked and triumphantly announced to the down man,

"I fuckin' told you...shove that fuckin' bottle up yo ASS!"

The man merely groaned before passing out for the third time.

Cid kept kicking the man trying to wrestle information out of him, but his method of interrogation needed work. Simply kicking a man while he was down was not the best way, Cid quickly found out.

But it didn't stop from kicking him for bringing up the ungodly juice.

"I said, who da fuck are you working for?!"

"Cid, that is enough! Can't you see my bar is nearly destroyed with you trying to run away from the prune juice!?"

"Shut yo mouth, barkeep! I didn't 'run away' I was strategically placing myself! So, right now this is between me and this little...shit?"

Cid stared at the blank space that the man once occupied before he saw him through the bar window. He took a girly tricycle from a nearby child and proceeded to peddle away.

"I'll get you for this, Highwind! I'm going to get the extra strength, extra large prune juice the next time we fight! I'll make sure you drink every last drop and make you crap your motherin' lovin' pants!"

"Bring it out you wimpy ass punk ass mother fucker!"

The man showed him the finger and peddle away. The kid caught up and whacked him with dolls and small fists.

Cid grinned to himself before he felt someone tapping his shoulder.

"Now what?"

Cid then gulped at the sight of the barkeep and an army of angry mothers with each a bar of soap.

"First your going to pay the bar." seethed the barkeep.

"Then were going to make the myth, 'Wash your mouth with soap' come true..."

"Ah...fuck."

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With Cloud and Tifa

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Tifa sat on a bar stool while Cloud carefully nursed her head, dry blood stuck to her skin as Cloud carefully examined the wound on her scalp. She fidget under his care, crossing her legs slightly and her delicate fingers erratically moving with Cloud being in such close proximity.

"Cloud, I'm fine, its just - "

"Tifa, he threw you and nearly made a building collapse on you."

"And how bout you? He used you like a battling ram and into a telephone tower."

The SOLDIER shut his mouth, Tifa's words didn't have any sting to them, but it still hurt Cloud. Tifa wrapped her gentle hands around his callous ones, their eyes met.

"I know you're worried about me, Cloud. But we've been through worse."

"We had our friends with us when those times happened."

Tifa smiled before she scowled, feeling Cloud apply a stinging salve on her scalp.

"I think that should do it."

She mutely nodded before the two turned their attention to the figure at the busted doorway of the bar. The intruder had made a real ruckus and scene in the bar. All the customers had hurried home, some even cursed and spat at the sight of the intruder.

The man had been beaten to a bloody pulp by the duo, however, before the two could finish him off, he began to jellify. Cloud's sword and Tifa's fist smashed into the jelly form, but to their surprise the jelly figure made no indication of feeling the blows. They concluded that the man had used the jelly to warp himself away safely, finding that the couple was simply too much for him to handle.

"Whatever is going on...it must not be only us."

"Let's get in contact with our friends."

Tifa grabbed a 'We are close' sign and hung it on the barely repaired door.

Cloud just stared at it. Then to the beautiful, busty barmaid.

"You think that will stop people from coming in?"

Tifa was about to respond before a forlorn sigh stopped the couple,

"Ah, man, closed already? I might as well go home then." a tired man stared at the sign for a moment before drudging home.

Cloud stared, mouth agape before turning to Tifa, "Wha-"

"Silence." smirked Tifa.

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With Vincent

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The axe gleamed evilly at the gunner, the girl made a sad and orgasmic face at the fallen warrior.

"Ah, such a beautiful face~. To chop off!"

We are so screwed!

What could possibly stop this woman!?

Vincent gave a glare before he decided to go in a dignified fashion, instead of kicking and screaming like most people do when an axe wielding girl hovered above them.

The demons screamed as the axe came crashing down.

Ring Ring Ring ~

Pause.

"...what?"

Ring Ring Ring ~

Vincent felt a heavy thud slam inches away from his face.

"Oh, my, a wild phone is using ring!"

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Da faq?

The girl reached down and began to search Vincent's bodice, her soft petite hands gliding over the red draped gunner. The demons all watched, terrified and slightly aroused. Her hands wandered the foreign body, feeling a patch of skin, exploring folds of clothes and into deep warm pockets. Twice her hands teasingly glided over his flaccid member. The demons grunted at each touch.

Damn, this bitch can work it.

Yeah, she can.

Vincent, tell Yuffie to get some lessons from her.

'And get my nuts pulverized? No, thank you.'

The gunner responded stiffly as the girl dipped her hands into his pant's pocket fishing out his phone.

"Ah, there you are!"

Vincent watched her fumble with the device, before she flipped it open uncertainly, "Ah, these things are so old fashion, I forgot we had this before. That's what happens when you're used to holograms and touch pads."

Vincent stored the bit of information away, it was the only clue he had on the girl and the attackers that pursued him and his friends, he was sure.

"Let's see, here is the call button," she chirped, "Hello~, you have reached this unfortunate person's number. Now, what do you want, bitch."

So blunt!

Shit, from nice to bitch in record time.

"Wha? Now, you listen here, bitch, I was here first so I get first dibs!"

"I'LL KILL YOU, YOU HUSSY!"

...was that Yuffie's voice?

I believe so.

We are so dead.

"Well, ha! I got him first, so I'm going to service him good! With my big...fuckin'...axe."

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"SAY WHAT?!"

"See ya!"

She shut the phone and turned to the gunner.

"Whoever called was so~ rude. No respect!"

Bitch.

Vincent watched her lift her axe again, this time determined.

"This might sting a little."

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With Yuffie

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The young ninja gritted her teeth as she ran into the town, dodging people and vehicles before leaping from the ground to lampost to roof top. She scanned the place quickly before dashing to a figure lifting a behemoth of an axe.

There!

Yuffie flipped and leaped through the conveniently placed obstacles before tackling the axe wielding girl. She snarled and leapt to her feet, axe at the ready as Yuffie remained sitting on the rooftop, exhausted from her journey.

"That was really rude!"

"And the same to you, ya bitch! Ya slut!"

"..." the girl stared before she raised her axe and screamed, "Take that back! I'm a lady! A proper, graceful and innocent lady!"

"With that axe of yours? You're not fooling anyone, ya slut machine!"

The girl screamed hysterically and rushed at the tired ninja, Yuffie winked sadly at Vincent, seeing as she was all out of juice.

Vincent's face went livid, YUFFIE!

Without warning, Vincent shoved himself, grunting as he slid on the rooftop and clipped the axe wielding girl in the legs, the massive weapon tilted to the side and then came loose from her fingers. Falling to the ground from the rooftop.

"Noooooooooo!"

The girl wrestle herself off Vincent and leapt after it, the gunner pushed himself up and limped towards Yuffie, she smiled weakly, "Thanks for the save, Vincent, I knew I was a goner for sure, this time."

The gunner said nothing except hugged her fiercely.

The ninja, taken back, returned the warm hug, "Vincent..."

"If you do that every again, I'm going to start dating Shelke."

Vincent said in his most daunting voice.

That's right!

Show her whose the alpha!

Yeargh!

Vincent then made one high pitched gasp.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY."

Yuffie glared at the gunner. Her petite hand clutching his family jewels.

Oh, shit just got really awkward.

"...nothing dear."

"Yeah, that's what I thought you said."

Yuffie slowly removed her hand before grabbing his shoulders and planting a hot kiss, "Oh, Vinnie, you look so adorable when you're scared!" the ninja gushed, the demons and the gunner stared.

"I learned that from Patty Thompson, that's how she got Kid and her sister into a threesome!"

I like where this is going.

Same here.

I second that.

Vincent and Chaos took a moment to compose themselves.

Me or you?

"Yuffie..." the little ninja's once delighted face turned to that of nervousness.

"Ah...but Vincent you do that scary face much better, ha ha."

Then it was dark.

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Yuffie then found herself on her bed with clean clothes and feeling oh so clean.

"...did I just got a bath and changed?"

Vincent walked in, also changed.

"Yeah."

Seeing Vincent's overly stiff posture and red face Yuffie made a mock shock face.

"...did you do naughty things to me, while I was out?"

The gunner blushed a bit harder.

"You were smelly."

Yuffie made an angry face.

"Also, when did you get that tattoo?"

"...what tattoo?"

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Another update with one more to go! Sorry, my avid readers about my overly late updates, you can read more on that on the Origin. This cliffhanger will get you thinking.

The next one is my Pokemon story. This update was in fact in my account, but I never got around to do the finishing touches. I've been real busy.

Ciao,

I am NRG

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