ch 6: i get out of jail.
AN: im glad 2 see dat evry1 likd mi stori so i desided 2 rit da nex chapta now!111
i wuz in jail. it wuz cold but i had a cot an a toylet an mi romatez nam wuz kiwan. i wuz sad. HI KIWAN. Also toylet
"let mi out!11" i sed.
"no" he sed. Gets straight to the point
"why did yo put mi in here i didnt do aniting" i sed. All he did was go to hogwarts!
"bcuz ur a nigger an as u no we da police hate niggers" YOU CAN'T USE THE WORD AROUND THESE PARTS SON. Also just because you're a "nigger" doesn't mean you need to get arrested.
"U CANT US DAT WORD" sed kiwan See Kiwan gets it.
"yeh daz r word" i sed.
"nigger nigger niger" he sed an began 2 laff. N word, N word, African Country.
"well i no a word u mite like" i sed "DRAGEN!111111" den a dragen cam out. GO CHARIZARD
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!11111111111111111111111" he sed as the ragen began 2 eat him
"hes a blak magicon!1" sed anodder gard.
"den i gess well haf 2 tak away his wand!1" sed annoder. an dey did.
"now u cant us magic!1" sed kiwan "but i wish u did... dey dont feed niggas lik us in jail..." Oh but wait Kiwan!
den i had an idea. "du u lik fried chickin"
"sho i do" he sed "but not all blak ppl lik fried chikin. dat wud be rassist" Just like this story
"ok" i sed an pointed at da grund an sed "fried chickin" an dere it was.
"hooooray!1111111111111111" sed kiwan. "ur da gratist wiserd iv eva nown!" HOORAY
den... da fried chickin startd 2 chang... it wuz... VADERMORT!1111111111111 DANG MY FRIED CHICKIN
"die" he sed but kiwan jumpd in da wai an his hed esploded! RIP Kiwan
"beep" sed vadermort
"turtle! get mi uzi! its i n mi left pokket!1" sed kiwan. an i did. an i shot bullets on vadermort. WHY AND HOW DO YOU HAVE A 640MM GUN IN YOUR POCKET. UNLESS YOU'RE MARY POPPINS IT'S NOT POSSIBLE
"IM DIING!" sed vadermort. blod wuz goin evrywere.
"never trust a blak wizard" i sed. an i sed "DRAGEN" an dere wuz more blod evrywere. Ain't that the truth
"AHHHH IM DIING EVEN MOR!11" sed vadermort. He would be dead.
den he fel on da grund ded. Oh there we go
"U KILLD VADERMORT!111" sed harry potter.
"GUD JOB" sed magik jonson. When did magic johnson get there?
den snape cam up an sed "cum 2 mi oriface"
AN: but dunt worri dis is nut da last uv herd of darth vader!111