Sorry for not updating, I have been really busy. Anyway, this chapter is slightly different from others and you will see soon. This chapter is dedicated to koreanpotter. Enjoy.
Chapter 6: Death Eaters watch Romeo and Juliet
The next day, after Voldemort and Draco had their singing battle and Voldemort supposedly won. The Death Eaters were bored in Malfoy Manor, it was raining outside and everyone felt extremely lazy and fed up so they lounged on Lucius' sofas. It happened to be a Friday which meant that Draco was at school, Narcissa was visiting friends and Lucius was at work.
"I bored what we shall do?" asked Bellatrix.
"I fancy a film," Voldemort suggested and everyone agreed.
So Voldemort got up from the sofa and walked over to Lucius' DVD collection and looked at the films they could watch. This included Love Story, The Sound of Music, Mary Poppins, My Fair Lady, Funny Girl and Romeo and Juliet.
"Anyone fancy a bit of Shakespeare?" Voldemort asked.
There was a choruses of 'yes', 'ok', 'don't mind' and 'no' which happened to be Bellatrix. Voldemort just ignored her and placed the Romeo and Juliet DVD into the DVD player and turned on the TV.
They began to watch the film with several people interrupting at random parts. This included the first lines.
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
"What's the point of telling the plot at the beginning of the film?" Dolohov asked obviously not impressed with the choice of film.
"Because it grabs the watcher's attention, duh," Voldemort replied looking at Dolohov as if he was stupid.
This continued for the rest of the film where Voldemort continued to get annoyed at several people interrupting in the film, this included Wormtail once, Avery twice, Yaxley three times and Bellatrix who interrupted so much that I lost count after 23 times.
By the end of the film, Voldemort was in the mood to Crucio someone so he did to some random poor Death Eater who hadn't spoken through the entire film.
"You lot are sooo frustrating sometimes," Voldemort said angrily after he had finished crucioing that Death Eater who had passed out.
"What? The film was really boring," Bellatrix stated.
"No it wasn't I thought it was actually a very good film," Voldemort replied.
"Better than Twilight?" Wormtail asked.
"No, nothing can beat Twilight," Voldemort exclaimed and everyone looked at him weirdly.
"You know, what I don't get about this film is why didn't Romeo and Juliet just not go out in the first place. Then they wouldn't have caused so much trouble and then died. Completely load of nonsense," Avery explained.
"Because you moron, that was the whole point of the film," Yaxley replied.
"Oh," Avery said.
Everyone looked at as if he was stupid.
"Anyone fancy watching the special features?" Voldemort asked.
"No," Everyone replied since they all hated the film, because 1. It was in Shakespearean language and no one understood what on Earth they were saying and 2. They found the story to rubbish and boring. Voldemort just ignored them and put on the special features.
"Poo you," Voldemort replied.
"The only one good thing that came from that film was Leonardo DiCaprio," Bellatrix stated.
"Wait, are you saying that you like Leonardo DiCaprio?" Dolohov asked.
"What? He's very good looking," Bellatrix replied.
Then the entire room minus Bellatrix burst into language. Who knew that Bellatrix Lestrange liked Leonardo DiCaprio, strange isn't it?
"Love, I feel rejected," Rodolphus Lestrange said.
"Well tough, Leonardo is fitter than you," Bellatrix said and Rodolphus sulked.
"Did I just hear Bellatrix said that Leonardo DiCaprio is fit?" Lucius asked as he entered the living room looking rather confused.
"Yes you did just hear that Bellatrix thinks that Leonardo DiCaprio is fit," Voldemort stated.
"Ok, have you been watching Romeo and Juliet or Titanic?" Lucius asked.
"You have Titanic?" Wormtail asked.
"Yes I do," Lucius replied.
"Why didn't we watch that my Lord?" Wormtail asked.
"Because I wanted to watch Romeo and Juliet and I'm the boss, what I say, goes," Voldemort said smirking and Wormtail looked like he was going to cry.
"Why didn't you tell me that you were watching Romeo and Juliet, I would have joined you," Lucius stated.
"Because you probably have banned us from watching it," Voldemort replied.
"And you would have annoyed us with your constant reciting the lines," Bellatrix added.
"O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright , It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night," Lucius recited.
"My point exactly," Bellatrix exclaimed.
"Like a rich jewel in an Ethiop's ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear." Voldemort recited as well.
"Oh not you as well, why couldn't you just be evil?" Bellatrix asked.
"I am evil, I will prove it to you," Voldemort said and crucioed the death eater who he crucioed about 5 minutes ago again but this time the death eater was still unconscious so being crucioed woke him up.
"See I am evil," Voldemort stated after he finished crucioing and that death eater passed out again.
"Right," Bellatrix replied rolling her eyes.
The day went on with Lucius and Voldemort reciting lines from Romeo and Juliet until Voldemort realised that he had been rejecting Twilight and ran to his room to go and watch Twilight for like the 27th time. Bellatrix decided that she better watch a horror film so she watched Final Destination 2 and laughed at everyone who died. Wormtail nicked Titanic from Lucius and hid in his room and watched it whilst Lucius watched Romeo and Juliet and recited the lines.
And that Death Eater who kept getting crucioed, well he was passed out on the floor and was like that for 7 hours. Poor soul.
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