Mordecai and Rigby Go Imaginary

Chapter 6

Mordecai and Frankie were at a restaurant where their date was going to take place. They were at a restaurant called "Futurpoup". This was the same restaurant where Frankie had her date with Dylan in the Foster's episode, "Frankie, My Dear".

"Woah, swanky!" Mordecai commented, regarding the restaurant.

Frankie chuckled. "Yeah," she agreed, "I actually went here on a date with a former boyfriend once."

Mordecai and Frankie walked up to a podium, where an employee was there to check reservations, and seat customers.

"Hello," Mordecai greeted the employee as he and Frankie approached him, "We have a reservation. Mordecai."

The employee looked at a piece of paper to see if Mordecai had a reservation at the restaurant. Sure enough, there was a reservation under Mordecai's name.

"Yes, of course, Mr. Mordecai," the employee said. The employee grabbed two menus. "Right this way, please," he instructed.

The employee left the podium, and walked over to a nearby table. Mordecai and Frankie followed him.

While Frankie and Mordecai were getting situated with their reservation, somebody else came into the restaurant. That someone was Bloo, who was wearing his Orlando Bloo disguise from "Frankie, My Dear" and "Neighbor Pains". Wilt was also part of the disguise, as Bloo was on top of him.

Wilt was having a hard time walking, and keeping the disguise intact. This was because Wilt was under a trench coat, and couldn't see properly.

"Ah, I remember this place," Bloo said.

"Psst, Bloo," Wilt said from under the trench coat.

Wilt opened up the trench coat, revealing his face.

"What?" Bloo whispered, looking down at Wilt.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Wilt asked, "I'm sorry, but it just seems wrong to be sabotaging Mordecai and Frankie's date."

"Relax, Wilt, I've done this before," Bloo assured, "Besides, this was Rigby's idea, and we're just going along with it."

Wilt sighed. "Alright," he said reluctantly, "Where is Rigby, anyway?

"He's probably waiting for us outside," Bloo guessed, "To the door!"

Wilt tried to get to the front door of the restaurant. He was struggling to get over there.

"Forward, Wilt, forward," Bloo instructed.

"I'm sorry, Bloo, but I can't see anything under this trench coat," Wilt apologized.

Bloo groaned in frustration.

Wilt and Bloo eventually made it to the front door. When they did, Wilt opened the door.

"M'lady," Bloo addressed, using his Orlando Bloo voice.

Rigby stepped into the restaurant. Disguised as a female, Rigby was wearing a pink dress and heels, a blonde wig, red lipstick on his lips, and some jewelry. This was the same disguise the Prince Charming imaginary friend wore in "Frankie, My Dear".

Wilt sighed. "I can't believe we're about to do this," he said.

"Hey, be happy I didn't make either of you guys the girl," Rigby said.

Bloo, Wilt, and Rigby walked up to the podium. The same employee that helped Mordecai and Frankie was standing behind the podium.

"Three, I mean two, please," Bloo said using his Orlando Bloo voice.

"Do you have a reservation?" the employee asked.

While the group of three were trying to get a table at the restaurant, Mordecai and Frankie, who were seated at a table nearby, were conversing with each other.

Frankie was having a hard time conversing with Mordecai. She was nervous about the date.

Frankie smiled nervously. "So, uh, I heard that the filet mignon is a specialty here," she said.

"Yeah, that's why I ordered it," Mordecai said.

Frankie laughed nervously. "Great," she said, "Just great."

There was an awkward moment of silence.

Frankie sighed. "Listen, I'm sorry if I seem nervous," she apologized, "It's just kind of weird that I'm dating an imaginary friend, and that I shouldn't really be doing this, and…"

"Hey, hey, hey, it's okay," Mordecai assured, "I'm just as nervous as you are. Besides, I'm a really easy guy to get along with."

Frankie felt better when Mordecai told her that he was nervous, as well.

While this was going on, Bloo, Wilt, and Rigby were having trouble acquiring a table at the restaurant because they didn't have a reservation. The employee wanted them to leave because of this.

Bloo, with the help of Wilt, snatched some menus from the employee while Rigby attacked the employee, as well. Rigby did this as a diversion so Bloo and Wilt could obtain a table, which they did.

Once Bloo and Wilt acquired a table, Rigby stopped attacking the employee, and went over to the table.

"Phew," Bloo said, "That was close."

"I'm sorry, but that was not okay," Wilt said, regarding what they did.

A waiter approached the group of three's table.

"Good evening, and welcome to Futurpoup" the waiter greeted as he took out a notepad, "May I take your order?"

"Yes, you may," Orlando Bloo replied, "I'll have the Filet Mignon, please."

"And for you, Madame?" the waiter asked, regarding Rigby.

"I'll have…" Rigby began. He then cleared this throat. "I'll have the Filet Mignon, as well, please," Rigby said in a high pitched voice, imitating a female.

The waiter wrote down the order. The group of three handed their menus to the waiter. The waiter left with the menus in tow.

"So, how are we supposed to pay for this?" Bloo asked.

"Relax, I stole Madame Foster's credit card," Rigby said as he pulled out Madame Foster's credit card.

"I'm sorry, but that is also not okay," Wilt said.

Meanwhile, Mordecai and Frankie were still conversing with each other.

"So, how do you like Foster's so far?" Frankie asked.

"Oh, it's awesome!" Mordecai exclaimed, "I could live there forever, especially since you work there."

Frankie blushed. "Oh, stop, you're making me blush," she said, "By the way, how do you think Rigby's been handling us hanging out together? I'm getting kinda worried about him because he seemed really upset from a few days ago."

"I think he's been taking it well," Mordecai replied, "He hangs out with Bloo a lot now, so he must be okay with it."

"I am so not okay with it," Rigby said, "For the past few days, all Mordecai has been doing is flirtin' with Frankie, and it's getting on my nerves. I hardly even get to speak to him anymore, let alone hang out with him."

"And this is why we're sabotaging his date with Frankie?" Wilt asked.

"Exactly," Rigby replied.

"But how are we gonna do that?" Bloo asked.

"Well, I gave Mordecai a 'chocolate bar' before he left," Rigby explained, air quoting 'chocolate bar', "If he already ate it, it'll give us time to sabotage his date."

"I'm sorry, but what does Mordecai eating a chocolate bar have to do with sabotaging his date?" Wilt asked.

"And that's why Rigby is also known as 'The One-Cheek Wonder'," Mordecai explained.

Frankie was laughing at what Mordecai said. "Oh, Mordecai!" she exclaimed, "I feel kinda bad for Rigby, but that's just too funny."

Mordecai also laughed. He then noticed that one of Frankie's hands was touching one of his hands.

Mordecai and Frankie both smiled and looked at each other in an affectionate way. They leaned in close to each other, and were about to kiss each other.

Rigby noticed that Mordecai and Frankie were about to kiss each other.

"Oh, no, they're about to kiss," Rigby said.

"Already?" Bloo asked, glancing over at Mordecai and Frankie.

"Come on, chocolate bar, work your magic," Rigby said.

Right before Mordecai and Frankie could kiss each other, Mordecai's stomach startled rumbling real loudly. It felt really painful to him.

"Oh, man," Mordecai said as he held onto his stomach.

"What's wrong?" Frankie asked.

"I don't know, but something I ate must have went right through me," Mordecai replied.

"I knew you shouldn't have eaten that chocolate bar before we left," Frankie said.

"I don't think it has anything to do with that. It was just a chocolate…." Mordecai said.

Mordecai could not take the pain anymore, and had to use the restroom.

Mordecai moaned in pain. "I've so got to use it," he said as he got up out of his seat.

Mordecai ran to the restroom. He passed by Bloo, Wilt, and Rigby, but did not pay any attention to them, as he was in a hurry to get to the restroom.

"Hmm, hmm," Rigby said, grinning in an evil manner as he saw Mordecai passing through.

"Oh, so that's why you gave him a chocolate bar," Wilt said.

Once Mordecai was in the men's restroom, he went inside a stall. He then sat down on the toilet.

Mordecai felt relieved once he started using the restroom.

While using the restroom, Mordecai wondered what he could have ate that caused him to use the restroom so badly.

Mordecai remembered Frankie telling him it must have been the chocolate bar that Rigby gave him. He reached inside his suit jacket pocket, and pulled out the chocolate bar wrapper. He read the wrapper, and realized that Rigby did not give him a chocolate bar, but a laxative bar.

When Mordecai realized what had happened, he became angry.

Mordecai groaned real loudly. "HE IS SO DEAD!" he shouted, regarding Rigby.

"Alright, guys, now that Mordecai's using it, it's time to sabotage his date," Rigby said, "Follow my lead."

Rigby got up from the table with Bloo and Wilt in tow.

Wilt sighed. "We're so getting in trouble for this," he said.

The group of three were now at Frankie's table.

"Hi, there," Rigby greeted using his high-pitched female voice.

Frankie, who was drinking a glass of water, did a spit take when she saw Rigby.

"Rigby!?" Frankie exclaimed.

"Excuse me, but you must be mistaking me for someone else," Rigby said, still using his high-pitched voice, "I'm not Rigby. I'm, uh…" Rigby struggled to come up with a name to use besides his own. "….Regina," he said, finally coming up with a name.

Frankie knew it was Rigby, but went along with it, anyway.

"Well, 'Regina', it's nice to meet you," Frankie said as she and Rigby shook hands with each other, "What brings you here?"

"I should be asking you the same question, Frankie," Orlando Bloo said.

Frankie saw Orlando Bloo.

"Oh, no, not this again," Frankie said to herself as she face palmed herself, "Look, guys, there's no need to sabotage my date this time. Mordecai's a really nice guy."

"Hmm, hmm. That's what you think," Regina said.

Note: When you see something that is said by "Orlando Bloo" or "Regina", it is regarding Bloo and Rigby, respectively. This is to differentiate between when Bloo and Rigby are using their regular voices and their Orlando Bloo/Regina voices.

"What are you talking about?" Frankie asked.

"I am one of Mordecai's former girlfriends," Regina explained, "And let me tell you something about him. He is such a HUGE jerk."

"Oh, really?" Frankie asked, "How so?"

"Well, one time, when I was dating Mordecai, I saw him seeing somebody else, and realized he was just using me," Regina explained, "That's when I met Orlando Bloo, here, and he's far better than Morde-jerk."

"So, you and Orlando are dating each other?" Frankie asked.

"Yes, we are," Orlando Bloo said, "We've been boyfriend and girlfriend for a very long time."

"Why are you dating Regina, Orlando?" Frankie asked, "I thought I was your girlfriend."

Bloo forgot about the fabrication he made about him and Frankie being boyfriend and girlfriend while going under the Orlando Bloo persona.

"Well, we are," Orlando Bloo replied, "It's just that, uh…."

Before Orlando Bloo could say anything else, Mordecai came back from using the restroom.

Also, while Frankie, Orlando Bloo, and Regina were having their conversation, the waiter brought Frankie and Mordecai their order. Rigby pulled out a small bottle of hot sauce, and poured it over Mordecai's filet mignon. Frankie did not see this, though.

"Hey, sorry that took so long," Mordecai apologized as he sat back down at the table.

"Oh, no problem," Frankie said, "Do you feel any better?"

"Yeah, much better," Mordecai replied, "And you were right. It WAS that chocolate bar that Rigby gave me that caused me to use it. Remind me to kill him when we get back to Foster's."

"Well, why not kill him now?" Frankie asked.

Mordecai was not aware of Rigby being in the restaurant until Frankie showed him. Mordecai could also see through Rigby's disguise, and was livid with Rigby when he saw him.

Rigby smiled nervously. "Who is this 'Rigby' you're talking about?" Regina said.

"Oh, right, excuse me," Frankie said, "Mordecai, this is 'Regina'. Remember her? She told me you used to date her, and was such a jerk to her."

"Oh, yes, I remember you, 'Regina'," Mordecai said as he grabbed onto one of Rigby's arms, hoisting him up , "And if you wouldn't mind, I'd like to have a little talk with you. Maybe then, you'll know which Rigby we're talking about."

Mordecai got up out of his seat with Rigby in tow. He was taking Rigby to the restroom.

"I'll be right back," Mordecai said as he left.

"Hey, put me down!" Regina exclaimed.

Bloo smiled nervously, knowing that he, Wilt, and Rigby had been found out.

Frankie removed the trench coat, revealing Bloo and Wilt.

"Wilt!?" Frankie exclaimed, "You're in on this, too?"

Wilt felt ashamed of himself for going along with Rigby's idea.

"I'm sorry, Frankie," Wilt apologized.

Frankie looked at Bloo. She assumed it was his idea to sabotage the date.

"What are you looking at me for?" Bloo asked, "It was all Rigby's idea."

Suddenly, Bloo's moustache fell off.

Mordecai brought Rigby to the men's restroom. They went inside the same stall Mordecai went in to use the restroom.

"I demand you release me immediately," Regina said, "This is no way to treat a lady."

Mordecai put Rigby down.

"Alright, Rigby, the jig is up," Mordecai said, "I know it's you under that disguise."

"I already told you I have no idea…." Regina began to say.

Rigby could not stand the smell of the stall after Mordecai used it.

Rigby covered this nose, and groaned in disgust. "Geez, Mordecai," he said in his regular voice, "Light a match in here, will ya?"

Rigby realized he exposed himself by using his regular voice when he said that. Mordecai already knew it was him, though.

"Oops," Rigby said to himself.

"What are you doing here, Rigby?" Mordecai questioned, "Are you trying to sabotage my date or something?"

"Maybe," Rigby said, obviously lying.

Mordecai knew Rigby was lying.

Rigby groaned. "But it's only because for the past few days, you have been hangin' out with Frankie more than me," he explained, "You promised to play video games with me, but you never have."

"Oh, so you thought it was a great idea to sabotage my date by having me eat a laxative bar, dress up as a girl, and to tell Frankie that I was a jerk while I was gone?" Mordecai asked as he pulled out the chocolate bar wrapper.

"Actually, that first part was just a prank," Rigby admitted, "Though I have to admit, it worked great with trying to sabotage your date."

"Dude, it's just video games," Mordecai said, "Besides, my date with Frankie is more important right now than playing video games with you. I just wanted to hang out with other people in the house since we hang out with each other all the time. You know, you're so lucky you're wearing a dress right now. If you weren't, I would have killed you for trying to ruin my date."

Rigby felt offended when Mordecai said his date was more important than playing video games.

"But Mordecai…." Rigby began to say.

"Now get out of here so I can have my with date with Frankie," Mordecai interrupted, "Unless you want me to post a picture of you in that dress on the Internet."

Mordecai pulled out his cell phone. He was threatening Rigby with posting a picture of him in the dress online.

Rigby sighed. "Fine," he said.

Mordecai and Rigby exited the restroom.

"I can't believe Rigby stole Madame Foster's credit card!" Frankie exclaimed.

"Well, how else were we supposed to pay for our food?" Bloo asked.

"Um, Bloo, I'm sorry, but I think they want us to leave," Wilt said. He was pointing to some employees who were looking at the two angrily. Wilt and Bloo were no longer wearing the Orlando Bloo disguise.

Mordecai and Rigby came back to the table.

"Come on, guys," Rigby said, "Let's go."

"But what about the date?" Bloo asked.

"Just forget it," Rigby replied.

Rigby, Bloo, and Wilt left the restaurant. Bloo could tell that Rigby was upset about something.

"I'm sorry, but aren't we forgetting something?" Wilt asked. He was referring to them paying for the order.

Once the group of three were out of the restaurant, Mordecai and Frankie continued their date.

"Finally, we can have our date in peace," Frankie said.

"I'm really sorry about that," Mordecai apologized as he and Frankie began eating, "I guess Rigby is just jealous that I'm hanging out with you more than him."

"Oh, it's fine," Frankie replied, "Bloo tried to sabotage a date I had here one time, so I probably should have seen it coming."

Mordecai put a piece of the filet mignon in his mouth. Since there was still hot sauce on the steak, he spat it out because he couldn't handle the taste of the hot sauce. When he spat it out, the piece of filet mignon hit Frankie in the face.

Mordecai grabbed a glass of water that was nearby, and drank the entire glass to cool down the hot sauce.

"What kind of steak sauce was that!?" Mordecai exclaimed.

Rigby forgot the bottle of hot sauce he used. Mordecai saw it, picked it up, and assumed it was Rigby who put the hot sauce on his filet mignon.

Mordecai groaned annoyingly. "I am so getting back at him for this," he said, regarding Rigby.

Mordecai then noticed Frankie, and saw that she had hot sauce stains on her face.

Mordecai laughed nervously. "Sorry," he apologized.