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Fonts: Harry/Hermione/Ron

A/N: Okay folks! This is the second last chapter... Thanks again for everyone who reviewed/favorited this story/favorited me (!)/put this story on alert, etc. I'm sorry for not updating earlier, school is busy, home is busy; life is just taking over. The next chapter will be set during the PS, in DADA. If anyone has any suggestions...? I'm suffering from serious writers block for that chapter! To be honest, it may just be some Snape bashing. It just seems to fit. Don't get me wrong though, I love Snape! It just seems appropriate for first-year Harry. Oh, and by the way, this is more serious than funny, with a bit of humour. I'm sorry! The humour isn't really flowing right now... I'll try with the next chapter, I promise! Well, on with the story, oui?

Chapter 6: Divination (POA)

Look into the future... Use your Inner Eye!

She's such an old fraud.

I think she's hilarious!

Oh yeah, real comical. I love it when people always predict my death.

Sorry mate. If she wasn't always telling you that you're going to die-

-She'd be funny, yeah.

I can't believe people actually believe her!

Well, you know, she's not a complete fraud...

Harry! I can't believe you!

Hermione, she did, you know, make an actual prophecy once...

What?

Well, when I went in for my final exam, she got all wonky, like she was having a fit. Then in a creepy voice-

More creepy than her voice now?

Way more. She said: "It will happen tonight. The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight, the servant will break free and set out to join his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, more terrible than before."

...

WOW.

Oh my God, why didn't you tell us?

You were both so devastated by Buckbeak's death; I never really got to it...

This was the night we freed Sirius, wasn't it?

Yes.

Oh Harry! Don't worry; we'll be there with you...

Well, at least we know not to underestimate Trelawney again...

A/N: The prophecy is, of course, in POA, under (I am 99% certain) the chapter called 'Professor Trelawney's Prediction' if anyone is wondering. I did not include that Harry knew Trewlaney had made one other prediction though, because that was not the point I was trying to get across. Anyhoo, reviews are welcome of course... I don't even care if you flame me! You know what to do! And please! PM me if you have ideas for the last chapter, I want it to be really good, as this was definitely not great. It was almost as bad as Chapter 2, if not worse.