Who here's a dodge ball nut?

I don't own Haruhi Suzumiya

Dodge ball, the ultimate battle!

You know something, the SOS Brigade, despite the crazy stuff that the Kyons and the others had to go through; they don't really do much at all in that club. Kyon hasn't forgotten the number of times he counted the number of wooden panels on the floor. Kyonko though, she just had the hard work of pushing Itsuko away. Itsuki would then also try to restrain his sister away from the ponytailed girl. The Nagatos are at a laptop, currently going against each other in Girl Fighter 2. Mikuru and Mitsuru were busy having a game of chess. Haruhi and Haruki would just talk about random things. Today they were talking who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Batman.

Wait, that was just random! Why the hell did I add that in?

Someone was knocking on the door. Oh, that's right, it's because I just wanted to stall some time for whomever at the door to come up.

Haruki got up and opened the door. It was the computer club guys standing in front of them and they had a CD in their hand.

"We came here to challenge you guys again." The computer club president said with a serious face.

"NO!" Haruki shouted at them and slammed the door right in his face. "Man I'm bored."

"Then don't act on impulse!" Kyon told him.

Well, they were finally let into the room but Haruki doesn't look like he was neither going to listen, nor Haruhi for that matter. She was more interested in that Chuck Norris vs. Batman conversation.

"So what is it?" Haruki asked.

"Wow, thanks for letting us in. Anyway, as I said, we challenge you to dodge ball if we win, we get back our laptops!"

"Duel huh? What if we win?"

"Huh?"

"The last time you challenged us, you lost four computers. So in this duel, you got only your lives to bet with." Wow, that's pretty hardcore. "So?"

The president was in a pinch now. He didn't think that far. The best he could do is to hope they take what he does have.

"How about this!" They showed them a dried up… thing…

"Oh a mummified Kappa." Itsuko told us.

"There's a price tag on it!" Kyon noticed that it is 2000 yen. How much is that in USD?

"30% chicken bone, 40% monkey bone and 30% turtle bone." Yukihiko said giving the full details of what it is. Well, that ruined it.

"You got a deal!" The Suzumiyas answered with a glimmer in their eyes.

And just like that, they all got drag into another duel.

"Here we go." The president loaded the CD onto the computer. "This is what we're going to be playing in."

The game had high graphics, CGI animation, team management everything about it seem like a worthwhile game to play. It was close to FIFA game standards.

"This is one nice looking game." Haruhi said in awe.

"Well actually, we made it the same way we did with Day of Sagittarius. You know the dots… and lines…" The president sort of lamented on that game. "This was actually thanks to the Nagatos help."

Once Haruki heard that, he wasn't going to stand for it. He took the CD out and broke it in their faces.

"We're not going to play this game! You had help from the enemy to make this so that's not even fair!" Haruki stood strong. "If you want a dodge ball match, then let's have a real match!"

Well, may your souls rest in peace Computer club geeks.

Time for the match! The girls decided to sit it out and cheer for the SOS Brigade to victory. Well, it's not so much cheering when Itsuko is letting her hands run all over Kyonko like mad and her getting hit in the face. Yuki was… well… not very cheery. Mikuru was acting like the easily embarrassed girl that she is. Haruhi was the only one who was really cheering. The guys were going to go up against the computer club guys. Mitsuru and Itsuki were standing at the outfield.

"Well you guys, be prepared." Haruki grinned like mad. "Take this ball if you dare!" He threw the ball with such force, showing the reason why the sports clubs wanted him to join.

The president was in the line of fire and was so close to making an accident. He was sure that this was the end until something in him awakened. He was able to catch the fast ball.

"President, are you all right?" One of the members asked only to have something awaken in him as well. "W-what is this?"

"It feels like I can handle this match…!" Another member said in amazement.

"Same here." The President face began to light up to it.

"What is going on?" Kyon asked.

"The cheers from Haruhi Suzumiya and Haruki Suzumiya's thrill for battle are increasing our capabilities to a full 100%." Yukihiko gave the explanation.

"Though, if we do use full strength, we'll wear out quickly." Itsuki told him.

"Hey, is this ok?" Kyon was wondering if this is a good thing.

"I don't know what's going on but let's match it!" Haruki stood strong again.

"Hey don't do that!"

"Go give them hell guys!" Haruhi said with a cheer.

"Don't encourage him!"

With the ball now in the president's hand, he threw it with the force of a meteor on a collision course towards Kyon. Kyon was able to doge it only for the ball to be in the hands of the enemy at the other end. He threw it at Kyon as well, only for him to dodge it just like the last one. Man these balls are like bullets! Kyon was able to see the ball because of what the Suzumiyas decided to do. He saw the ball come again and caught it.

"Koizumi!" He threw up towards Itsuki only for the computer club member to catch it.

He threw it out into the air.

"Where are you throw-" The ball did a curve and was coming towards Haruki. He was able to catch it. "That was good, but now it's my turn!"

He ran towards the enemy at a speed which could be close to Sonic the hedgehog.

"Wait, how huge is this court!" Kyon shouted. I don't blame him. Haruki is running across the court like it's a football field.

"Eat this!" Haruki threw it like a missile. You can even see a red light following it.

"Supersonic ball." Yukihiko said.

"Now that's just impossible!" Kyon shouted, again. Man he does a lot of shouting.

The computer club president was able to catch the ball but he was pushed far back by the ball. Imagine a Shinku Hadouken coming towards you and you blocked it and it pushes you by the force of the collision. Now imagine a fully powered Denjin Hadouken, blocking it and get pushed about halfway across the field. That was what the blast was like. He looked up and was ready to keep going.

"This is so much fun…!" Haruki smiled. "Come on; give me the thrill of battle!"

"Don't ask for that." Kyon told him.

"Go Haruki-nii!" Haruhi kept cheering.

"I told you not to encourage him!"

Now, what happened to the others? Or at least, what happened to the least participated character which would be Mitsuru? He was just standing on his side, completely left out watching the game go back and forth at such amazing feat. Mikuru kind of picked it up and joined her brother, with tea in hand and drank together watching the game.

The sun was setting and both the SOS brigade and the computer club gang finally stop. No one won, no one lost.

"That was truly a long battle." Haruki said, watching the setting sun.

"Indeed it was." The computer club president said, standing alongside him.

"That was a great match. You were awesome." Haruki offered his hand.

"You too." He took the hand and shook on it.

And thus a friendship was form! You thought I was going to go with the anime one for this didn't you? Oh ho no no no no. The manga one is what I pulled off here.

"But we still win." Haruki said.

"Err… yeah." The computer club president nodded. Yeah, even becoming great friends now, they still lost.

As for the prize Kappa thing. Under Mikuru's request seeing that it's a really creepy dried up thing it is. They gave it back to the computer club.

"We don't want it…" The president sighed.

Yeah, I'm thinking of adding the manga parts that were never animated. And I might do the anime episodes a little earlier only because I want to have fun. Like the dating sim part! It needed 10 heroines right? Well, I feel like I need to introduce all the girls in that one!