Knuckles19: Welcome back loyal viewers, readers, or whatever you want me to
call you. Tonight we have a few special guests from the old school and new
school! Let's welcome our first guest of the night! LEROY!
Leroy: Our first guest is Rosa from Final Fantasy Four!
Rosa: Hi everyone!{Runs out to lots of whistling}Oh stop! You're all so sweet!
Knuckles19: Hello Ms. Rosa! How's it feel to be back in action?
Rosa: Well, I'm not officially back in action yet. I'm waiting for the call right now!
Knuckles19: None of the other guests said that they had been picked. Can I assume that you were the first to get to the tryouts?
Rosa: Yep! I dazzled em' with all of my magic!
Knuckles19: I didn't get to play that much of FF4 before my emulator failed. If memory serves, you were a dancer, weren't you?
Rosa: Correct! That's also one of my attacks!
Knuckles19: Interesting. So anyway.............
Rosa:{Ringing} Oh! This must be the call!{Takes out a cell-phone}
Knuckles19: LEROY! I thought I told you to check the guests for electronic whatnots!
Leroy:...............
Rosa: Oh.............okay...........thanks anyway.{Looks sad}
Knuckles19: Are you okay?
Rosa:{Bursts into tears} THEY DIDN'T WANT ME!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Knuckles19: I hate it when guests get all emotional!
Leroy:{Walks out and pats Rosa on the back} Oh you poor, defenseless, vulnerable thing!
Knuckles19: LEROY!!! DON'T BE A BUZZARD!!!
Leroy: What do you mean? I'm just trying to help a poor little girl!{Escorts the crying Rosa off-stage}
Knuckles19: Good lord! NEXT GUEST!
Mew: Mew!
Knuckles19: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NO! Not another Pokemon!{Sighs} Okay! I can do this! So, Mew! You were just an added bonus in the second Melee game! What's it like to be playable?
Mew: Mew?
Knuckles19: Can't YOU understand me?
Mew: Mew!
Knuckles19: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS DAT ARE COMIN OUTTA MY MOUTH?!
Mew: Mew Mew Mew Mew Mew!
Knuckles19: You are starting to annoy me! Can't you say anything else?
Mew: Mew.{Shakes head}
Knuckles19: Aren't there enough of you guys in the Smash Bros. games?!
Mew: MEW!
Knuckles19: Let's start over........... WAIT! That would be a waste of time! Let's just get rid of you!{Grabs Mew}
Mew: Mew?{Looks confused}
Knuckles19: Here we go!{Takes out a slingshot and puts Mew in it}Bye Mew!{He releases the rubber band}
Mew: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!{Flies off}
Knuckles19: That was more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Our next guest is Annie from Custom Robo 2!
Annie: Hello all!{LOTS of whistling}Aww..........................stuff it in your ear!
Knuckles19: You seem to be quite the Tomboy.
Annie: You would too if you had to wear this hard metal outfit!
Knuckles19: Touché!
Annie: Why did you call me down here?
Knuckles19: Well, the idea is to get an interview. We already did the Bayonette and the Ray MK II.
Annie: Whatever. Let's get this over with!
Knuckles19: Okay! This is the last time I'm going to say it so, I've never played Custom Robo 2. What was your initial reaction when you decided to try out for the third Super Smash Bros. game?
Annie: What? What does my involvement with Custom Robo 2 have to do with Super Smash Bros?!
Knuckles19: Nothing! It's just that.............
Annie: Don't bother me with stupid questions! If your entire question doesn't relate to the topic, DON'T ASK IT!
Knuckles19: Umm.........................
Annie: WELL?! LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!
Knuckles19: Someone pull that lever over there! Anybody?!
???: I will!{Pulls the lever}
Annie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!{Falls down the trapdoor}
Knuckles19: Thank you Mister Three Question Marks!
???: No problem.
Knuckles19: Our next guest is on location! Let's all go to scenic planet Venom!{Goes out to the company helicopter}
Setting: Planet Venom Core
Knuckles19: Hello Mister Andross!
Andross: I've been waiting for you Star Fox!
Knuckles19: What?
Andross: You know that I control the galaxy!
Knuckles19: What do you mean?
Andross: It's foolish to come against me!
Knuckles19: Come again?
Andross: You will die, just like your father!
Knuckles19: Wait a Damn minute!{Walks behind Andross}Just as I thought!{Looks at a panel on Andross}It's the fake Andross! We're on the wrong side of Venom!{Runs back to the helicopter} Damn pilot.............
Setting: The OTHER side of Venom
Andross: Sorry about that! You're not the first one to screw up.
Knuckles19: Right........anyway, how are you going to be involved in Super Smash Bros. 3?
Andross: I'm going to be In a level where Great Fox is soaring through a vortex while I attack it with very bright flashes.
Knuckles19: Sounds like good wholesome seizure-packed fun!
Andross: It is!
Knuckles19: Well, here's a free sweater. Thanks for joining us!
Andross: How am I supposed to wear this?!
Knuckles19: You know you're the second person to ask me that, and this is the second time I didn't give a damn? See ya' later folks!
Leroy: Our first guest is Rosa from Final Fantasy Four!
Rosa: Hi everyone!{Runs out to lots of whistling}Oh stop! You're all so sweet!
Knuckles19: Hello Ms. Rosa! How's it feel to be back in action?
Rosa: Well, I'm not officially back in action yet. I'm waiting for the call right now!
Knuckles19: None of the other guests said that they had been picked. Can I assume that you were the first to get to the tryouts?
Rosa: Yep! I dazzled em' with all of my magic!
Knuckles19: I didn't get to play that much of FF4 before my emulator failed. If memory serves, you were a dancer, weren't you?
Rosa: Correct! That's also one of my attacks!
Knuckles19: Interesting. So anyway.............
Rosa:{Ringing} Oh! This must be the call!{Takes out a cell-phone}
Knuckles19: LEROY! I thought I told you to check the guests for electronic whatnots!
Leroy:...............
Rosa: Oh.............okay...........thanks anyway.{Looks sad}
Knuckles19: Are you okay?
Rosa:{Bursts into tears} THEY DIDN'T WANT ME!!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Knuckles19: I hate it when guests get all emotional!
Leroy:{Walks out and pats Rosa on the back} Oh you poor, defenseless, vulnerable thing!
Knuckles19: LEROY!!! DON'T BE A BUZZARD!!!
Leroy: What do you mean? I'm just trying to help a poor little girl!{Escorts the crying Rosa off-stage}
Knuckles19: Good lord! NEXT GUEST!
Mew: Mew!
Knuckles19: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NO! Not another Pokemon!{Sighs} Okay! I can do this! So, Mew! You were just an added bonus in the second Melee game! What's it like to be playable?
Mew: Mew?
Knuckles19: Can't YOU understand me?
Mew: Mew!
Knuckles19: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS DAT ARE COMIN OUTTA MY MOUTH?!
Mew: Mew Mew Mew Mew Mew!
Knuckles19: You are starting to annoy me! Can't you say anything else?
Mew: Mew.{Shakes head}
Knuckles19: Aren't there enough of you guys in the Smash Bros. games?!
Mew: MEW!
Knuckles19: Let's start over........... WAIT! That would be a waste of time! Let's just get rid of you!{Grabs Mew}
Mew: Mew?{Looks confused}
Knuckles19: Here we go!{Takes out a slingshot and puts Mew in it}Bye Mew!{He releases the rubber band}
Mew: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!{Flies off}
Knuckles19: That was more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Our next guest is Annie from Custom Robo 2!
Annie: Hello all!{LOTS of whistling}Aww..........................stuff it in your ear!
Knuckles19: You seem to be quite the Tomboy.
Annie: You would too if you had to wear this hard metal outfit!
Knuckles19: Touché!
Annie: Why did you call me down here?
Knuckles19: Well, the idea is to get an interview. We already did the Bayonette and the Ray MK II.
Annie: Whatever. Let's get this over with!
Knuckles19: Okay! This is the last time I'm going to say it so, I've never played Custom Robo 2. What was your initial reaction when you decided to try out for the third Super Smash Bros. game?
Annie: What? What does my involvement with Custom Robo 2 have to do with Super Smash Bros?!
Knuckles19: Nothing! It's just that.............
Annie: Don't bother me with stupid questions! If your entire question doesn't relate to the topic, DON'T ASK IT!
Knuckles19: Umm.........................
Annie: WELL?! LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH!
Knuckles19: Someone pull that lever over there! Anybody?!
???: I will!{Pulls the lever}
Annie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!{Falls down the trapdoor}
Knuckles19: Thank you Mister Three Question Marks!
???: No problem.
Knuckles19: Our next guest is on location! Let's all go to scenic planet Venom!{Goes out to the company helicopter}
Setting: Planet Venom Core
Knuckles19: Hello Mister Andross!
Andross: I've been waiting for you Star Fox!
Knuckles19: What?
Andross: You know that I control the galaxy!
Knuckles19: What do you mean?
Andross: It's foolish to come against me!
Knuckles19: Come again?
Andross: You will die, just like your father!
Knuckles19: Wait a Damn minute!{Walks behind Andross}Just as I thought!{Looks at a panel on Andross}It's the fake Andross! We're on the wrong side of Venom!{Runs back to the helicopter} Damn pilot.............
Setting: The OTHER side of Venom
Andross: Sorry about that! You're not the first one to screw up.
Knuckles19: Right........anyway, how are you going to be involved in Super Smash Bros. 3?
Andross: I'm going to be In a level where Great Fox is soaring through a vortex while I attack it with very bright flashes.
Knuckles19: Sounds like good wholesome seizure-packed fun!
Andross: It is!
Knuckles19: Well, here's a free sweater. Thanks for joining us!
Andross: How am I supposed to wear this?!
Knuckles19: You know you're the second person to ask me that, and this is the second time I didn't give a damn? See ya' later folks!