"Why are we letting her drag us to her house?" Percy asked.
"Because we're all kinda tangled up now, and because may as well tell them sooner rather than later." I said.
"That and it will be a lot easier to explain if we don't give them more questions to ask first." Annabeth finished for me.
"But doesn't this conversation raise more questions?"
"Only the ones that they've already asked." I said.
"But don't the questions they've already asked make explaining more difficult?"
"Percy?" I said innocently.
"What?" he asked slightly suspiciously.
"STOP POKING HOLES IN OUR PLAN!" we shouted, causing everyone else to wince.
"Ermm….Alice? Can you let us go so we can get our bikes?" she consented, and Percy claimed shotgun.
So of course I raced them. And, of course, I beat them. You cant beat a bike from Ares.
"How did you beat us? You didn't even know where you were going!" Emmett exclaimed.
Percy started to say something, but when he saw the looks on Annabeth and my faces, he stopped immediately.
"Anyway, we beat you because you cannea beat a goddess on a bike fro' Ares."
"And why is said goddess speaking in a Scottish accent?" Annabeth asked.
"Because the goddess is feeling spontaneous." I answered.
"The goddesses plan is ruined." Percy said. I wont hit him, it was true that time I suppose.
"Okay, the demigod can have that one." I said.
"Can we just stop talking like that!"
"okay demigod." Annabeth said.
"OH COME ON!" he exclaimed.
"I'm done, are we allowed in?" I asked of them.
"On the condition you explain." Alice said. I consented, as did the others.
We were introduced to the other two members of the Cullen family, the parents. Although I had already met Carlisle, I had yet to met Esme. She was a wonderful woman, I could tell I would love her as a mother very soon.
"What do we explain first?" Percy asked us.
"Greek Mythology?" Annabeth suggested.
"Sure. Greek Mythology is not purely mythical. There are Gods, Goddesses, Titans, Demigods, and various other 'mythical' creatures." I said.
"And what are you?" Jasper asked.
"Percy and Annabeth are Demigods, I am an experiment." I said cryptically. Why are Gods cryptic? Because it's fun, or we have to, but for me it's coz it's fun.
"What do you mean by experiment?" Carlisle asked. He beat Jasper to the punch there.
"I mean that the Titan Kronos wanted Olympus in ashes and used the DNA of any god, minor or Olympian, and the womb of the maiden Goddess Artemis to make, me." I said.
"But Artemis is still a maiden?" Jasper asked confused.
"Yes, the DNA was injected into her womb." I thought of something just there, about mine and Edwards impending relationship, and I just had to laugh at it.
"What are you laughing at?" Emmett asked.
"Edward."
"Not that there are times when you cant not laugh at Edward, why are you laughing at him?"
"I have only just realised that whether Edward was a vampire or not he is still going to be a paedophile if Aphrodite is right, which she is."
"How?"
"Because if I were a normal human and 17 years old, and Edward a vampire and 110 years old, he would be 90 years older than me, if I were me and he were human, he would still be a pedophile, but its worse because I am me, and me is only almost one and a half years old, and Edward is 110." I found that incredibly funny. Poor Edward.
"How do you know he's 110?" Jasper asked.
"I'm a Goddess, it's practically my job to know."
"How are you only one a half?" Emmett asked incredulous.
"Actually I'm one a half next month."
"Again, how?"
"Kronos wanted me for a war, which was coming up very soon at that point, and he needed me to grow up quickly, so for every month I grew a year. Apollo says it should stop next month."
"Where does Eddie boy come into this?"
"Being a daughter of Artemis, and Artemis having sworn never to love a man, I can't either, but, being a daughter of Aphrodite as well, I can love a man, but, according to her own prophecies, it will only be one, but stronger than any other. I am actually incapable of having an affair."
"So Eddie is…"
"Yep."
"only Eddie…" I think I'll just ignore him while he wraps his head around it. Actually, I think I just better wait a while until speaking again.