Chapter 6: Party Posse

A very suggestive robot isn't the only problem I was facing. Actually, it was the only problem at the moment. I just needed to get creative, even if I risk getting beat up by a certain black haired somebody.

"Trying to use force I see! That's the Noire I fell in love with! That anger, that sass!" commented Anonydeath. He seemed to have pulled out a phone from his back. He was showing us what was on a screen.

A big digital circular button labeled:

"VIRAL FUN TIME :D"

From the looks of it, I've figured that Noire wouldn't like it at all.

"Uhh, what's that? I wanna push it," said Neptune as she gave a bored expression.

"This is fabulous thing here, is a button. Not just any button no no! The button that can end Noire's social life!" The robot was getting all giddy from this.

"As if she had one in the fi-"

"Shut up Neptune!" shouted Noire. She was getting heated.

"Lay a finger on me Noire, and my 'personal' collection of you goes up online! It's just going to be a marvelous display of everything you do when no one's looking! I know you value your 'self-image' highly so you better not touch my beautiful body!" the robot stated as he started to move in joy.

"Are you kidding me?! You have that much in your collection?!" shouted Noire as she stared down Anonydeath's phone.

The fantabulous robot only waggled its finger.

"Nah ah ah! That's for the world to see."

What a very "dire" predicament, a weird robot who stalks Noire, is threatening to expose her to the whole world if she tries to make him delete the video. I might as well do something. It's getting really awkward just looking at Anonydeath and Noire bicker all day. Neptune seemed to be thinking the same thing.

"Hey Neptune, I got an idea. Give me that beat up phone and go with my lead." I said, pointing out the phone on the dusty ground.

"Okie dokie! Here you go! What are you going to do?" Neptune asked as she handed me the phone.

"Something that would piss off Noire even more."

If I can't win by force, then I'll just win by words. Very, very tantalizing words. Words that any pervy robot would fall for.

"Hey you! Robot," I called out holding up the phone.

"Hmmm...? Who do we have here?" the robot asked curiously.

"What I have here, is another thing to add to your, uhm, collection," I stuttered as I said those words. I didn't want to say it.

"Are you sure? You know I am a famous photographer! No man has gotten better pictures than me!" He said pointing to himself in dramatic ways.

"Well, I-I, this phone contains, uhm, super exclusive pics of Noire, uhm, in the shower..." I started to mumble when I realized what I was about to say. There was an eerie pause in the room the moment I said that.

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" screamed out Noire obliterating the short lived silence.

"WHAAAAA!? Really!? Are you not just pulling my leg?!" asked a suddenly perked up Anonydeath who happened to be blushing. Do perverted robots blush? Hopefully not.

"Yeah that's right! Photo credits go to me! 10000 credits per photo!" Neptune chimed in.

"WHAT?! NO! NEPTUNE!"

"WHAT!? YES! I NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS!"

"Just imagine Noire, unobstructed..."

"Well I would've said that this went pretty well," I commented as we head back to the Basilicom.

"Yup, everything went smooth as ice cream! Speaking of which, I'm hungry!" mentioned Neptune as she was skipping towards the doors. Who would've thought that robots can faint from simple things? An easy victory, achieved by only by the loss of dignity. I also got slapped after we left the abondoned building. Served me right.

"Hmph! I should've known you two were just perverts!" scoffed Noire as we proceeded to the living room. She was going to stay here for tonight in the guest room.

"Well, we did save your reputation in the end. We just fueled that guy's imagination. Now come on! Start the game up Neptune!" I announced as I grabbed a controller.

"Okie dokie! I think we're almost done with this part!" she stated as she turned on the console.

"Oh no you don't! We're not going through that disaster again! It's getting late already! Get to bed!" interrupted Historie as she seemed to be angrily hovering by. She probably didn't want a repeat of yesterday.

"Well you better hurry up! I don't want you jokesters keeping me up all night!" Noire commented as she went to the bathroom in order to get ready for bed.

I guess I'll be seeing dreamland then.

Author Notes: shorty today dont know how :/