Disclaimer: sniffles! Well, Square Soft still owns all the characters, I don't...

Author's Notes: Chapter 6! Ahh!!! I am amazed at how many chapters this story has! I didn't think there would be this many! Thank you again to all the people who reviewed! Okay enough of my babbling, this one is for Tseng!

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On the 45th floor of the Shinra Building, Reno, Elena, and Rude were standing outside of Tseng's room. Rufus had assigned them to go to Gongaga, for another evaluation of the ruined mako reactor there. The only one running late was Tseng...

Elena: It's not like him to be late...

Rude: Yeah, usually Reno always is.

Reno: Hey! I'm on time today, that should count for something.

Rude: Maybe he killed Tseng, so he could be the early one today.

Elena:

Reno: Hey, I didn't kill anyone! What is this?!

Rude: Sure you didn't, Reno...

Reno: I didn't!

Elena: Relax Reno, we're just joking around...geez. But it really isn't like Tseng to be late like this...I wonder what's keeping him...?

Inside of Tseng's room, he is getting ready for the mission. He's dressed in his Turk uniform, and is fixing his hair into the perfect style that he wears daily. He grabs his gun from out of his dresser and opens the door to see Elena, Reno and Rude all ready to go.

Tseng: Good morning...a little early aren't we?

Elena: Um, no Tseng...it's 8:30.

Reno: Yeah we were supposed to be ready by 8:15.

Rude:

Tseng: But my watch says 8:12...that's odd. Well, sorry for the delay then. Let's get going.

The group heads up to the balcony on the 70th floor, and gets in the helicopter that's waiting for them. Tseng gets in the pilot's seat, Elena takes the passenger side seat in the front, and Reno and Rude take the last two seats in the back. Once everyone gets buckled in, Tseng starts to fly them to Gongaga.

Elena: Oh Midgar is so pretty in the morning...

Reno: Yeah it sure is pretty...pretty ugly!

Elena: Hey if you don't like it so much how come you live in it?!

Reno: I never said I didn't like it-just that it was ugly. And besides, I've got a good job.

Rude: You two argue too much you know that?

Reno: Oh shut up Rude, this doesn't involve you!

Rude: Excuse ME, I was just making a comment!

Elena: Yeah Reno, you don't have to be so rude to Rude!

Rude: Um Elena?

Elena: Hey it's not my fault that's your name!

Tseng:

The group stops arguing and stares at Tseng, who's face has gone beet red.

Reno: Sorry, geez...

Tseng: One more word out of any of you and I'll throw you out of this helicopter! Understand?!?!

Rude:

Elena:

Reno: ...................................(breaking into song) 99 sticks up Tseng's ass! 99 sticks up his ass!! Take one out, toss it about, 98 sticks up Tseng's ass!!!

Rude rushes to put a hand over Reno's mouth, but it's too late.

Tseng: That's IT!!!!!!

Reno: Wow look at that-Tseng turns into Ifrit in 1.5 seconds, I bet that's a world record!

Rude: Reno, shut up...please just shut up...

Elena: (trying not to giggle) Reno!

Tseng: Oh I'll turn into something MUCH worse if you ever say anything like that AGAIN!!!!!

Reno: Or maybe Kjata, cause you see Tseng's nostrils flare up just like that big pig thing...or no, wait! I got it! He's Titan!

Tseng: Now you're dead!!!

Reno: I am? Where are all the pretty angels?

Rude: Reno...now isn't the time to be joking...

Elena: Hee hee hee...Rude's right Reno...hee hee!

Tseng: I have had it with you!!!

Tseng lunges for Reno, losing control of the helicopter.

Elena: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! We're gonna crash!!!

Rude: Can't you ever keep your big mouth shut, Reno?! Now look what you got us into!

Reno is practically being strangled by Tseng, while the helicopter spirals toward the Gongagan forest below them. Elena and Rude hold on for dear life, and then it crashes. A half hour later...

Reno: .....Ughhhhh where...am.......I?

Elena: Reno? What's.......going on....?

Rude:

Reno struggles to his feet, and stands up with minor cuts and scrapes from the crash. He helps Elena and Rude to their feet and looks around for Tseng.

Reno: Okay I am not responsible for this!

Rude: Oh yes you are!

Elena: Where's Tseng?

Rude: He might be dead.

Elena: Reno this is all your fault! I hate you! DIE!!!!!!!!

Reno: Rude don't just stand there! Get your bald self over here and help me!

Rude:

Elena kicks and punches Reno until they all hear a loud growl and a blast noise.

Elena: Wh-what was that?

Reno: Beats me...

Rude:

Reno: Maybe it's Tseng...he might have turned into a mako monster or something.

Elena: RENO!!!!!! IF HE DID IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!

Reno: Okay! Sorry! Chill Elena! I highly doubt it is! I was just joking! Now who's the one who can't take a joke?

Rude: Alright we can stay here and you two can continue to argue, or we can go and find out if there is something that's possibly attacking Tseng.

Elena: Attacking?! No! I will not have anything hurting my Tsengy-poo!

Reno and Rude stare at Elena as she takes off running toward the noise.

Reno: So he still doesn't know that she likes him?

Rude:

Reno:

Rude: My thoughts exactly...

They follow Elena's choice of action and head to the forest, where the noise originated from. When they get there they see a tall figure with long, wild black hair standing in front of a floating creature that resembles a smaller version of the sun. The creature has two stubby arms, and a big jack-o-lantern-like face.

Reno: Hey I didn't know they had pokemon here! Cool!

Elena: Those aren't pokemon you idiot! That's Tseng and he's fighting that scary creature!

Reno: That guy is Tseng? Looks kinda like Goku from the hair...

Elena: This isn't DBZ either! And what is that scary thing?!

Rude: That scary creature is a Bomb, Elena. That must be why we heard the blast sound...

Reno: Maybe we should go help him.

Rude: Good idea, Reno.

Elena: Yeah, I'm surprised you even had any.

Reno: Oh shut up, Elena.

They run over to Tseng who has just shot at and missed the Bomb.

Rude: Need help?

Tseng: What does it look like?

Reno: No need to get snappy Tseng...you know, people who-

Tseng: Save it, Reno.

Reno: Do any of you guys have a memory card?

Rude: Reno now would be another great time to shut up...

Elena: Focus on the battle for once, will you?

Reno:

Bomb:

Reno: Baarrrrrrr!!!!!! Oh yeah, when this is over that's where I'm going! To the bar!

Rude: Count me in!

Elena:

Tseng:

The group steps back when they see Tseng rushing toward the floating monster. Elena keeps her gun ready though, just in case the creature gets an advantage at some point during this stage of the battle. Tseng shoots at it but the creature still floats in front of him.

Tseng:

Elena: Here, let me try!

Elena also tries to kill it with gunfire, but the effects are minimal. Reno pulls a green materia orb out of his pocket and motions for them to step back.

Reno:

Rude:

Tseng: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT'S THE WRONG ELEMENT!!!!

Reno: Oh yeah...oops. Sorry...

Rude brings out his own materia orb and steps in front of Reno.

Rude:

The giant Bomb has no more life left, and can't even do it's self-destruct move before it dies. So the group escapes, unharmed...for the most part anyway.

Tseng: My hair...

Reno:

Tseng: What's so damn funny?! This is all your fault, Reno! Don't you realize that?!

Reno: Yeah! That's why I'm laughing!

Tseng: Grrr.........if my hair ever goes back to normal-

Reno: Which hopefully it won't-

Tseng: You are going to wake up one morning with a five-inch mohawk on the top of your head with the sides shaved BALD!

Reno:

Rude: Sorry sir...but I don't think you're making the impact you want on him.

Tseng:

Elena: Come on Tsengy...I'll help you get fixed up at the village, and then you and I can make dinner together!

Tseng: (while being dragged away by Elena) I have no clue what I did to deserve this...someone in heaven must seriously hate me...!

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~*The End!*~

Author's Notes: Hmm...I think this is the shortest one I have written so far...I hope that's okay. Thanks to those of you who reviewed the previous chapter! For right now, I won't be working on the next chapter of this story-since I am still working on some better ideas for it. I WILL update this later on though, so check back often, please? I just won't update as fast as I have before. Thank you once again to everyone who has reviewed! Hope you like this chapter!