The prisoner of Azkaban of haruhi suzumiya episode 6
Snape walks into class, drunk again, with a video in one hand and a large mirror in the other. He smiles at the class and says "Okay kids, HERE IS SOME SESAME STREET WOOOO" as he throws the tape into the mirror and the movie starts playing, showing Dumbledore pacing, and saying "Fuck that shithead bitch fuck that piece of shit. Fuck shit fuck shit bitch. Wat I met Hermione's aunt who is a crackhead. She smokes crack and pot and she sucks dicks. Fuck you hermiones aunt, you whore." Snape trys to turn off the film, but instead its showing his wedding with miss hooch. "fuck this piece of shit!" says snape, trying to turn it off, but he presses a button on the mirror and it shows a video of his brother, severed, shaking his but in the camera. Snape shakes the mirror, saying a bunch of curse words, but it doesn't turn off, So snape just throws the mirror under his desk and starts to talk "So today were going to be making potions that fuck you…." As he fell on the mirror and everyone heard Moans, grunts, and sighs come out of the mirror's speaker. And snape went under his desk and started punching the mirror, saying "FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!! As he banged the mirror on the floor. Everyone snuck out of class, Hermione holding a camera. Haruhi snatched it out of her hand and said "ARE YOU CRAZY?!" Hermione took hold of the camera and saw snape coming out of the room, his hair sticking up everywear. Haruhi grabs snape arm. "Aw poor snape. Come to the sos brigade we will fix your hair." Hermione continues to record what is going on, as yuki catches up with them and looks at snape, and says "Guys, what happened?" as she continues to study snape. Haruhi smiled and said "Oh were taking him to the sos brigade to fix up his hair." When they arrive and go in the building, mikuru greets them. "Hello guys. What have we got here?" Haruhi sits snape down on an extra chair and turns to mikuru "Oh his hair messed up we must fix it. Snape-san cant go on like this. Yuki pulls out some hair styling tools, and harry looks at them and says "But nagato, we have MAGIC. We don't need this shit." Yuki chants "Mitsuko nekoya!" which is a japanese spell, and a portal opens up that is almost full with stuff. Yuki pulls out a spellbook and puts the hair tools in the portal, and opens the spellbook on the table. She flips the books and points to a spell, pulls out her wand, and points it to snape. Yuki chants "Hare Hare Yukai!" as snape's hair starts to grow and go blonde, like the hair of a little angel. Haruhi smiles at snape and says "PERFECT! YOU CAN GO NOW SNAPE!" as she pushes snape out of the room.
The next day at school, snape is looking proud of himself for getting his hair styled by yuki nagato, but Proffessor Mcgonnagall is giggling. Luna passes him in the hall and looks at his hair, concerned. "SNAPE, what happened?!" Snape smiles at Luna, and says "Yuki nagato happened. She styled my hair!" Luna marches up to yuki and says "YUKI, what the fuck did you do to snape-sama?!" Yuki smiles at luna and starts to sing "The hare hare yukai spell! Nazo nazo… mitai in ni, sekuwa ito ma ina tashi nada, mi neme nodo mek oh yu ne ada…." Luna crosses her arms and spreads a look of disapproval on her face, as she says "Yuki, that's a spell for girls only! Are you insane?!" Yuki smiles "Yes but snape does NOT know. Lets wait till more girls giggle at him!"