A/N: Hi everyone! Sorry I haven't updated for a while- I was really busy (and she's quite lazy as well). Shut up laptop! I'm NOT lazy! Okay maybe I am. Just a little bit. Honest…

Flashback:
"Now for our break then," she announced.

"But Professor," said Hermione. "The video hasn't finished yet."
And it was true. The video was still playing, but there was no sound. Apparently Dolores had muted the video in an attempt to fool the students. 'Filthy mudbloods,' she thought to herself.
"Well, it seems you are correct. On with the video then.'
Under her breath, she muttered 'Sonorous'.

Ron and Hermione laughed at 'Malfoy' being insulted by 'Harry'.

"Oh haha. Very funny," said a sarcastic Draco Malfoy.
"We're ever so sorry for laughing dear Draco" said Fred.
"Yes. We're so sorry, Drakie-Poo," mocked George.

Draco: Oh haha, now your just being CUTE! I can't go to Pigfarts! IT'S ON MARS! You NEED a Rocket ship. Do you have a Rocket ship Potter? I bet you do… (*Rolls onto Harry, Ron, and Hermione's lap*)

"Ewww! Please never do that Malfoy," Ron begged.
"Gladly, blood-trai OW!'
Astoria Greengrass had apparently slapped Draco Malfoy around the face.
"Oops. Sorry," she taunted.
Harry stared at Astoria. Since when had a fellow Slytherin hit Malfoy to that extent? He couldn't believe it. 'Maybe she'd be good to have in Dumbledore's Army' he thought to himself. Judging by the looks on Ron and Hermione's faces, they had clearly been thinking the same thing as Harry.

Draco: You know not all of us have enough money to buy out NASA when our PARENTS die.

Astoria glared at Draco for this. He was clearly jealous of Harry Potter. 'What a git,' she thought. She turned to face Draco.
"I know that wasn't you that said that, but it sounds like the sort of thing you would say."
Draco thought about this. Perfect Potter clearly didn't want the fame. Draco himself knew that if it were his parents who had died, he certainly wouldn't be as brave as Potter was being, and had always been. He knew what he had to say to Potter. He would say it now.
"I'm sorry Potter," he reluctantly said.
As soon as the words left young Draco's mouth, he got stares from almost everyone in the room. All of them knew of Draco's blind hatred and jealousy of Harry, and had never expected Malfoy to realise how his words affected others. The only people not gaping like a fish to Draco Malfoy were Dolores Umbridge (who remained with a ferocious look on her toad face), and Severus Snape, lost deep in thought.

Harry looked up at Draco at his apology. With a silent nod, Harry accepted the fifteen year old boy's apology. To relieve some of the built up tension, Hermione flicked her wand and played the paused video.

Draco: What is this? Rocket ship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the Galaxy with intergalactic travels to Pigfarts, ooh.

"I want a rocket ship," announced Draco Malfoy. The twins gaped at him. He had got to their joke before they had a chance to say it themselves.

Harry: Alright that's it. This is the most misguided way to make me feel jealous. I don't care if you make fun of me but if you bring my parents to this it's a whole other story –

"I agree with him," Harry said firmly.
"So do I," Astoria practically yelled into Draco's ear. Yes, Draco had apologised. But Astoria knew it would only be a matter of time before Malfoy opened his large mouth again to torment Harry.

Draco (*hangs onto bottom of a bench*): WOW! NOT SO FAST POTTER! OH CRABBE, GOYLE!

"Filthy coward," murmured Minerva McGonagall.

Goyle: BACK OFF NERD!

Harry: WOW I'M SCARED!

"How did he ever get into Gryffindor? He's so stupid," sneered Zacharias Smith.
"How did you ever get into Hufflepuff Smith? You're not friendly, loyal or hardworking." This surprisingly came from Neville Longbottom who, until now, had been quietly sitting at his house's table.
"WOOO! GO NEVILLE!"
This ear-bursting scream came from the Ravenclaw table where, Luna Lovegood was sitting.
"Freak," chorused most of the Ravenclaw and Slytherin table.
"Leave her alone," shouted nearly every member of the D.A.

Draco: So! Not so tough are you now Potter? Maybe you should hang out with someone better than that lollygagging ginger and his stupid mudblood girlfriend!

"Shut your mouth Malfoy," Ron angrily said.
"And 10 points from Slytherin for that horrible language Mr. Malfoy," said both Professors McGonagall and Snape.

Hermione: That is it Malfoy! Jellylegs Jinx! (*Crabbe and Goyle fall onto the floor*)
Goyle: Hey no fair our legs are jelly!

"How did he think of that. He must be delusional," exclaimed George.
"Wait a minute dear twin of mine. How did he even think? Thinking means you must have a brain," Fred agreed.

Hermione (*Holding onto Draco's tie and holding a wand to him*): Take it back Malfoy!
Draco: Take what back?
Hermione: Take back what you said about your stupid made up space school.
Ron: Yeah and all the stuff about Hermione being my girlfriend that's not even a little bit true.

"But Pigfarts is real," complained Lee Jordan, Fred and George's best friend.

Hermione: And say you're sorry for calling me a You Know What.

"You mean a You-Know-Who," Ron corrected.
"No Ronald. I did not mean You-Know-Who."

Draco: I'm sorry!
Hermione: And you promise you'll never do it again?
Draco: I promise!

"That's likely," chorused the whole of the Weasley family, even Percy.

Hermione (*dropping Draco*): Right. Now next time we ask for you to leave us alone you better do it. C'mon Harry, Ron let's get outta here. Besides, you already ate all my lunch.

"Of course he did," chuckled Charlie Weasley, thinking fondly of his little brother. He ducked to miss a plate that the said younger brother had thrown.

Harry: Thanks Hermione…

"No problem Harry."

Hermione: Unjellyfy!

"Wow," Hermione muttered sarcastically. "Great counter curse."

Ron: That was like the most badass thing I've ever seen. Too bad no one was here to see it though, it was like an outburst of pent up aggression. It was like Ahh Hermione! (*Ron, Hermione and Harry walk off*)

"We were here to see it," Bill pointed out.
"Don't ruin the joke Bill," Ginny said to her oldest brother.

Goyle: Wow! That sucked royal Hippogriff. We got beat by a girl. Who is a nerd.

"Hey! Nothing wrong with girls," shouted the female population.
"Or nerds," the Ravenclaws added.

Draco: I didn't mean what I said you know. Pigfarts IS real. Am I – Am I bleeding? Goyle? (*Goyle ducks down and sniffs Draco.*)
Goyle: No!
Draco: I maybe - maybe that – M- Maybe – Well I've never been pushed down like that by a girl. Maybe I shouldn't call her a Mud – Whatever.

Professor Snape and Professor Dumbledore simultaneously raised their eyebrows in disbelief. The rest of the Hall looked just as shocked as Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore did.

Goyle: I can't believe I couldn't figure out the counter curse was just Unjellyfy.

"I'm not surprised," remarked Harry.

Draco: You're right. I'm not surprised. C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place.

"What's…" began Ron.
"I honestly don't know," Hermione sighed.

A/N: Well that was the chapter! (Obviously.) I thought I told you to shut up you stupid laptop. (Oi!) Well it's true.
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