Chapter 6- the restless night.
Once Deidara,Hidan,Itachi and Sasori all got home,Leader gave them a very unpleasent greeting.
"There you guys are! I've got news for all you."Leader said to them.
"What?"Itachi asked.
"We are going.."Leader paused.
"Going?"Sasori said.
"Going.."Leader said again
"Going??"
"Going..."
"Oh my fucking god,Going where?!"
"Going camping! So everyone pack your stuff,we leave first thing in the morning!"Leader said,walking away,befire an of them could pretest.
"Oh hell no!"Hidan said.
"Camping sucks ass."Itachi said.
"Yeah!"Deidara agreed.
"I third that statement!"Sasori said.
"Oh,and,Hidan..Becuase Kakuzu's room was bombed and whatnot,You two are going to share."Leader said to HIdan and walked away once more.
"Can It get any fucking worse?!?!"HIdan said,looking toward the ceiling.
"oh,I forgot to tell you guys,I lost our money from the bakesale."Itachi said.
"I just had to go there,didn't I.."Hidan said walking slowly to his room.
"Well,goodnight."Deidara said to Sasori and Itachi.
"Goodnight" they said to one another.
Later that night in Hidan's room...(time:5:03 A.M)
"131,132,133.."Kakuzu said,counting his money.
"Kakuzu!! Shut the Fuck up!! It;s 5 in the godamn morning!!!"HIdan said,shoving a pillow over his head.
"Make me!"Kakuzu said to Hidan.
"I can,and I will damnit." Hidan thought to himself.
HIdan reached under his mattress to find a book.He hurled it toward Kakuzu's head,wich actually hit."Eat that!"Hidan said.
Kakuzu,got mad at this and picked up the book and read the title,Making your roomates Shut the fuck up for Dummies.
Kakuzu was going to throw the book back at Hidan but he couldn't find him."Don't throw things at me!!"
"Too bad,I just did!" Hidan said to Kakuzu.
Hidan flipped the T.V on,but Kakuzu stood infront of it.
"What the hell??"Hidan Began,"Get out of the way!"
"No!"Kakuzu answered.
"Yes!"Hidan said.
"No"
"Yes!"
"no!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"OK fine I won't watch T.V then!"HIdan said throwing the remote control at Kakuzu's head.
"Stop hitting me,damnit!"Kakuzu said.
No answer.Hidan already fell asleep.
"Geeze,that was fast..."Kakuzu said gettting into his sleeping bag.
The next morning...(6 a.m to be exact)
"EVERYONE WAKE UP!!!!"Leader Yelled.
IN Deidara's room..
"Its only 6 am..damnit."Deidara said, changing into his akatsuki cloak.
In Sasori's room..
"Ok,god,don't have to be so demanding about it!"Sasori said,pulling his cloak from his closet.
In Itachi's room..
"Damn,6 A.M?"Itachi said walking out of his room going to the bathroom.
in Kisame's room...
"Come on!I just fell asleep!"Kisame said getting up and stretching.
In Zetsu's room..
"Stupid leader and his...stupidness!" Zetsu said walking out of his room.
In Hidan's room...
"Ok,wake up Hidan." Kakuzu said poking Hidan.
"Damnit,Kakuzu,I'm sleeping!"Hidan complained pulling the sheets over his head.
"Leader's gonna get pissed,and you know what happens when he gets pissed.."Kakuzu said pulling the pillow away from Hidan's head,
"Godamnit son of a bitch.."Hidan complained."Dude! Get out of my room! I'm gonna change!! WHat are you,Gay or something?!"
"Alright,Godamn,Someone's impatient today!!"Kakuzu said,walking out of Hidan's room and slamming the door.
As soon was they were all done changing,and whatnot,and they gathered in the living room..
"Ok! Now we will all walk to the forest!"Leader said,pointing out the door.
"But dude! we haven't even packed yet!!"Deidara said.
"You don't need anything! I've got everything we need in my pack!"Leader said,pointing to his backpack.
"Hold on...Walk to the forest?!?"Sasori said.
"Yes,walk."Leader said.
"Hell no! I'm not gonna walk!!"Hidan said.
"Too bad,your gonna have to!"Leader said.
"What the hell man! I'm not going to walk!!"Hidan said,"Your not the boss of me!!"
"Well,Technically I I am your leader."Leader told hidan,as he began to walk away.
"Oooh,you got told."Kisame said to Hidan.
"Tsh,Like I care."Hidn sai following leader.
