kurt:drags me to computer write now
me:what but i am writing other awesome fanfictions
kurt:ju spent the last chapter tortouring me with near lemons then cut off right as i was
me:sorry man but you asked for it you and your your ugh what did you do to derserve it
kurt:wait ju have been torturing me for no reason
me:ugh well i know i had a great reason for it but i forgot
kurt:listen to me glares there better be multiple lemons in this chapter or i will beat ju senseless
me:ha i dont have any sense
kurt:ill beat sense into ju then beat it out
me:fine there will be loads of lemons in this chapter ok tons of them on with the story baby
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kurt was enjoying the felling of haveing jen pressed aganist his chest mein schoneit ju dont have to do anything ju are not ready for he said preparing himself for her to say no
no kurt i want to i just never done this before jen said holding the cover to her self consciously
kurt plunged his toungue into her mouth and begain carresing the curves of her hips hey jen we got trouble we got to go scotts voice came through the door
ugh damit kurt said quietly not releaseing her hips and crawling under the bed
ugh iam coming scott i just got out of the shower so i need to get dressed jen called from her bed still hiding her body
ok hurry though we got a situation to handle scott said blushing slightly at the thought of jen naked
jen blushed furiously as kurt turned the lights on with his eyes fixed on her kurt look away she said
why mein schoneit i want to see ju you were going to let me anyway kurt said eyeing her up and down admiring how the covers seemed to hug to her curves
she saw him staring at her and she drew the covers higher on herself ugh ugh jen studdered
oh i get it ju dont want to cause i have cloths on kurt said smirking devilishly as he removed his shirt
jen looked at his upper body ugh kurt we have to save some people she said blushing as he pouted
no fair you got to see my chest i should get see yours kurt said smileing
she held the cover to herself and gathered her coths we have people to help it can wait ok plush toy you better get to your room before scott realizes you not therer she said smileing at him
kurt sighed and bamf jen looked around for kurt makeing sure kurt was gone not see him she dropped the blanket and put cloths on
so whats going on jen asked looking around the room and seeing a sulking kurt
we are going to a lemon farm kurt said the mutter that tricky son of bitch under his breath
jen didnt hear kurts last part cause she was shocked a lemon farm why a lemon farm
there is a possibilty that the dnaliens are there said beast
well lets go kevin said entering the room followed by gwen and rahne
--a flight on the x-jet later--
you know i didnt even know there was such a thing as a leon farm said jen smileing
yeah i never really thought about it before but those lemons have to come from somewhere kurt said impassively
i dont like lemons that much actually jen said reaching into her pocket and pulling out a chocolate bar
they are usefull for cooking said beast thoughtfully and they are full of viatmin c he said trying of other positive aspects of lemons
logan interjected lemons make go good with tequilla
i don like tequilla i prefer bourbon jen said smileing
kurt nearly feel out of his seat and logan just laughed and whisperd to kurt well well elf you got yourself a keeper here
beast frowned underage drinking is something you should not approve of
iam not iam merely making conversation logan said smileing
we are here said beast as he landed the plain
before they left kurt stopped logan hey how did you know about me and jen asked kurt
first off elf it was painfully obvious from the way you two spend every second together and you reek of eachother more than would be if you two just sat next to eachother logan smirked seeing the discomfort on kurts face
we didnt do that kurt said defensively
i know elf if you did i would smell it and its somthing i dont want to know when it happens so take a nice long bath and spray lots of collogne on okay logan said exiting the plain oh and cute pet name elf logan said looking over his shoulder at him
kurt and jen where stealthly sneaking through the brush jen had morphed into bigchill and kurt was agilly jumping through the trees shes even pretty in this form kurt thought watching intentidely as she phased through trees giveing him an excellent view of her but
hey kurt like what are you looking at kitty asked standing under the tree branch kurt was perked on
ugh i see a farmer standing there he pointed in the direction of an old man
really why kitty asked confused
they said that these gus disguise themselves as random people so iam just trying to see if its him or an alien kurt said nicely done kurt way to make it look like you were actually paying attention kurt thought.
there arent any dnaliens here said jen floating up to kurt
how do you know he asked curious of how she knew
they require extreme cold and everythign aroung here is on a to high a heat level said jen smileing and i can sense heat levels jen said shifting back into her normal form
ok so this was a wild goose chase to a lemon farm for nothing kurt asked exasperated.
i guess prof x like doesnt like have it down to a exact scince kitty said
--after a flight home--
kurt jen said looking at him nervously
yeah mein schoneit kurt said as she pressed her lips aganist his harshly
come on port use to your room she whipereds ino his ear nibbleing on it makeing kurt purr and moan at the same time
ju sure mein schoneit i can wait longer if you want to kurt said hoping she wouldnt make him wait
i dont want to wait any longer jen whined as she was teleported then crushed into kurts bed
wait kurt sad getting up from his bed he walked to his door peeked outside seeing noone he closed and locked it no ones going to interupt us this time mein schoneit kurt said
take off your cloths she said demandingly
kurt complied as he ripped his hsirt off and kicked his pants aside leaving him in his boxers
as he climbed into bed next to jen you turn mein schoneit he said voice laced with lust.
jen nervously removed her shorts and sliduder the cover to remove her shirt kurt frowned at this
there she said trying to hide as much of herself as possible
mein schoneit you are beatiful do not hide yourself from me kurt said stroking her cheek
jen blushed even more than she ever thought possible i ugh i ugh jen nervously lowered the cover nervously
kurt grabbed at the cover and jerked it away from her mein gott kurt said
jen closed her eyes he doesnt like what i look like jen thought
ju are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen mein schoneit kurt said firmly placeing his right hand on her breast and massaging it and playing with her pink nipple and smileing and begain sucking hard on the other brest
oh kurt kurt jen moaned his hands tickle and his body feels so good pressed aganist mine she thought as kurt slide his tail into her kurt she moaned louder than ever
yes mein schoneit what do you want kurt asked smileing as she writhed in pleasure under his touch i may not be the handsomest guy shes ever seen but iam going to make sure this is the best night of her life kurt thought
faster she said forceing his face back onto her breast
kurt grinned into her breast and her switched to the other one lavishing it in attention while pumping his tail faster into her.
kurt iam iam her sentence was finished by a long moan as her entire body shoke in ecstacy
kurt removed his tail and licked some of her juices off it oh my jen you are delicious may i have more he asked smileing deviously
jen panted ugh what do you mean plush toy.
kurt smiled just spreed your legs and you wil see jen quickly complied kurt thrust his face into her womanhood and licked her
pluuuuuuuusssssh toooooooyyyyyyyyyyyy jen moaned feeling his rough sand paper like toungue in her.
kurt smiled and covered her mouth with his tail shhhhh mein schoneit they will hear ju.
jen could barely think enough to understand what he said, oh kurt iam iam cumming she moaned and bite lighly on his tail as she felt her release
kurt moaned at the feeling mein schoneit it is going to hurt at first he said
jen nodded i need you now please she said grabbing at his head and bringing him into a heated kiss. she thrust her pelvis into his he moaned in excitment
mein schoneit he said lustfully and thrust himself into her he begain speaking in rapid fire german OH-, das es und ich liebe dich so gut glaubt.
jen face contorted in pain kurt i dont know what the hell your saying.
mein schoneit iam sorry he said gentleing rubbing her face with hes hand
jen smiled nodded and thrust her hips forward telling him she was ready kurt quickly complied and begain thrust at a slow pace oh kurt she moaned from the new found pleasure.
mein schoneit he moaned as he nibbled on her neck increaseing his pace
oh kurt she moaned loudly as kurt kissed her passiontely and stifled her moans.
kurt felt himself near his limit have to hold back wait for her kurt thought as he had an idea and begain rubbing the top of her womanhood and thrusting into her simoltaniously. jens back arched and she came and moaned into his mouth. kurt finally released himself into her he collapsed next to her and panted heavily.
jen cuddled closely to kurt enjoying the feeling of his soft velvity fur aganist her bare skin plush toy that was unbeleviable can we go again she asked nibbleing on kurts ears.
kurt felt himself grow hard ja ja ja e pressed her into the matress kurt thrust himself in her again
--the next morning--
jen woke up feeling a little sore but comfortablely snuggled next to a sleeping kurt she saw a bulge under the covers not all asleep are we kurt well you derserve a special reward for last night jen thought as she crawled under the covers
hey kurt wake up its time for breakfast scott said kncoking on the door
kurt jumped up ugh scott oh crap kurt said franticly getting dressed jen quickly hide under kurts desk
kurt opend the door ja scott i was just doing homework kurt said sliding himself into his desk
hmmmm this gives me an idea jen whispered to herself as she unzipped his pants freeing his erection
kurt kept his face as straight as possible while he talked to scott
scott was smileing and chatting about his car whle jen begain licking the tip and taking the head in her mouth.
ugh scott i got lots of work to do i need to get to it man ill find mine own breakfast he said
jen caught hi meaning and begain sucking even harder
scott begain walking out the door ok man but dont work to hard he said closing the door
kurt rolled back and jen begain pumping and sucking and bobbing her head oh mein schoneit kurt moaned as he reached his limit
jen tried to drink the cum but failed haveing it it spill onto her breast and chin
this made kurt hard again and he attacked he kissing her harshly and begain thrusting into her on the floor.
oh plush toy jen moaned into his chest as she felt she was getting rug burn and didnt care
--several weeks later--
ugh she woke up next to kurt feeling naucious but to comfortable next to his chest to get up so she choked back the vomit and snuggled into him
mein schoneit your feeling sick again arent you kurt asked concerned rubbing his hand onto her head trying to see if she had a fever
yeah its been like this forever i mean we wake up then i feel antious then it goes away we kick dnalien but the we have incredible sex and then iam natious she said smileing eviously
i think iam rubbing off on ju mein schoneit kurt said as jen got up
iam going to see dr mccoy jen said as she vomited
--dr mcoys office--
welll lets see sick in the morning eating strange foods well stranger than usually you my dear are pregnant dr.mccoy said without any real tact
what jen screamed grabbing and jerking the blue man violently
you pregnant and your about five weeks along and kurt is the father isnt he dr.mccoy said
what how do you know that jen asked confused
its because the test tells me and you only hang out with kurt dr.mccoy said between vilent shakings
jen begain crying uncontrollably iam sorry i didnt mean to shake you so hard.
dr.mccoy quickly left and got kurt holding him between jen and himself
whats going on kurt asked being used as a human shield
iam pregnant jen cried as she hugged kurt
oh he get huged and i get the crap beat out of me dr.mccoy said insulted
oh mein schoneit dont cry ill make sure everything is fine ill take care of you both kurt said
actually make that all three of you dr.mccoy said holding up his fingers
three kurt asked shocked and slackjawed
yes he said the ultrasound reveils two of the little guys dr.mccoy said showing them the ultra sound and pointing out each child
kevins gonna kill you kurt jen said shocked
ja he is kurt said hugging her
no hes not hes got his own problems said dr.mccoy said vaguely
-- several months later--
kurt its time its time jen screamed wakingeveryone in the house
kurt grabbed her and carried her to the medical ward and realized kevin was carring gwen and rahne.
i cant beleve this kurt said as all three women went into labor on the same freaking night
--sevral hours later--
oh kurt there beatiful jen said holding a small blue furry boy it it burped and fire shot out of its mouth then sneezed and teleported into his mothers lap
yeah they are kurt said holding his other son but man are they going to be handful.
at least it isnt bad as kevin hes got lets see how many is it now she yelled over to the other bed
we are up to egiht gwen shouted back watching rahne give birth to her seventh child
wow kevins gonna have a handful said kurt
oh we will help him jen said looking at her soon to be husband
so what ind of pay does an x-man earn anyway jen asked curious
kurt responded free room and board and of coarse free food kurt said smileing
fantastic then you can take care of our kids and me she said smileing at him
kevins gonna have to become and x-man to then huh kurt said
iam gonna help to as soon as i can jen said smileing
we are up to ten gwen shouted kevin looking ill
rahne screaming a tream of profanites elven she said in between curses
she passed out after her last child was born.
kevin looked at all his children and looked horrified until he saw his only daughter the elventh child shes beatiful he said holding her in his arms and looking at all his boys. agh there all great he looked at the red headed boy he and gwens son and smirked hes gonna be troble kevin said ruffleing the oys hair.
why gwen asked cause hes got my smile kevin said matter of factly
jen laughed oh boy if you have a kid thats halfas bad as you justice will be done.
kurt smiled at his fiance shes wonderful kurt thought contendly he finally found someone to spend his life with.
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me:thats it this is the end of my story look forward to the sequel
kevin you bastard you gave me elven kids holding his daughter
kurt:i know its awesome he got you good man
jen:oh look at our boys there are climbing up the walls
me:wow cute you have such lovely boys
kevin:yeah they are but my kids are absorbing metal shooting fire and electricy and they alll have super stregth its the absoulutely most adorable thing i have ever seen
me:ow look at that hes picking up bobby and throwing him and now hes freezing things
kevin:yeah gen is a riley one
me:i cnat wait to see them all grown up
jen:ow my boys are going to be handsome just like there father
kurt you beatwraps arms around waits starts kissing
me:hey now thats how those two happend breaths fire other ice
kurt: there may be more of them around here you know
jen:hell no there wont