My author's note brings all ye gentlefolk to the yard, and they're like, tis better than thine, verily, ths better than thine, I could teacheth thee, but I'd have to parry a fee: You know what this means, right? WE FINALLY HAVE OWEN'S PARODY! Sorry this took so long, I had finals and end of second semester. As much as I'm certain I'll never need parabola's in real life, I still figured it would be good to pass stuff. But anyway, school's over, so I had time to work on finishing this up. As of right now, I'm marking it as complete, but if the idea comes along, I might add one or two from time to time (I kinda want to do one for PC Andy with Scouting for Girls' "James Bond"). But until then, enjoy!

If you want my honest opinion on this one, I rate it second; not as good as Wedding Fairies, but just above Back in Rhys' Head. Again, apologies for getting this one out so late, it took me a while to find a song that I liked for Owen that wasn't double dipping from any of the previous artists. And school, but mainly trying to find the right song. Then California Girls popped on the radio one morning, and I was like "What about Waking Up in Vegas?" So, thank the radio for this one!

Rating- I honestly think this one's a PG (or K+, or whatever uses). Ahm, I don't know why, it just feels right.

Spoilers- Ahm, the majority of the second season relating to Owen's plotline (If you don't know what I'm talking about, you shouldn't be here. If you couldn't gather potential spoilers from the title, than I have a right to Gibbs Smack you)

Disclaimer- If I owned it, I wouldn't need to be writing fanfiction. If I owned the songs, I wouldn't need to be parodying them. Since I am writing a fanfiction of parodies, it can be deduced that I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING.

Waking Up a Zombie (Parody of Katy Perry's Waking Up in Vegas)

OWEN:

You gotta help me out
It's all a blur last night
"We need a risen mitten 'cause Owen's dead on the floor
I broke the last one but gloves tend to come in pairs"
Spare me your freakin' dirty looks
Now I blame you
You want your precious codes

Then get the hell out of here

Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up I just cut my thumb off
That's what you get for waking up a zombie
Get up, I'm just broken now
That's what you get for waking up a zombie

Why are these lights so bright
didn't I get killed last night, shot in the chest,
And why am I lying in autopsy?
Don't go out drinking
'Cause now it won't digest

Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me
Shut up and go beat those heat sensors
That's what you get for waking up a zombie
Get up, I'm just broken now
That's what you get for waking up a zombie

You got me into this
Information overload, situation lost control
"Resurrect Owen"
And now I'm broken
You thought this was a good idea?

Don't be a baby
Remember what you told me (x3)
Told me, told me, told me
Shut up and just enjoy camping
That's what you get for waking up a zombie
Get up, I'm just broken now
That's what you get for waking up a zombie
That's what you get

Need to clean out the fridge
I'm broken, baby
I'm broken, baby