CHAPTER 6: INSERT OVERUSED SONG HERE

"Mentalles über alles." Frisk joked in response to seeing where the gap between the trees had transported him; he was now literally as deep as he could possibly go into Alphys' brain.

Finally, after many weird and creepy hardships, Frisk's team had officially reached the end of their journey...but definitely not the end of the general weirdness of said journey.

Frisk could literally feel the blood pumping through Alphys' neural network as he and his allies slowly but surely made their way across the massive, pulsating bridge of brain tubes that was now quite literally the only thing left standing between Frisk and his true destiny.

"Hello, there, my dear FRIEND!" Alphys growled and hissed angrily at Frisk, appearing out of nowhere in the form of a massive, eldritch, yellow shell that was vaguely shaped like her.

"Hey there, hideous! What's on your MIND?" Frisk laughed, beginning to turn into Chara more and more by the minute.

"I'll TELL you what's on my f***ing MIND right now: YOU! You and your senseless f***ing shenanigans! Is saving this pitiful f***ing ROCK of a planet we f***ing live on REALLY so goddamned important that you literally HAVE to f***ing slowly and painfully TEAR and RIP my entire goddamned BRAIN apart from the inside out just to f***ing achieve it? You could have easily just f***ing sent me to therapy and f***ing been done with this, but NOOO! You just HAD to be Mr. Goody-Goody F***ing Two Shoes, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?! NOW look what you've f***ing done...you f***ing d***faced motherf***er!" Alphys ranted angrily at Frisk.

"Hey, it's not MY fault you went freaking crazy in the FIRST place!" Frisk pointed out, slashing her with his sword while Papyrus whacked her with his club; meanwhile, Undyne stabbed her with her spear just for added damage.

"Oh, and that's ANOTHER thing!" Alphys sneered, seething with rage as Frisk's team continued to throttle the living shit out of her. "You didn't even have the common f***ing courteousy to actually FOLLOW THE F***ING RULES of traditional turn-based RPG game design!"

"Hmm...you know what? Even if it's only because this is the final battle, I'll follow them now." Frisk decided, slicing her savagely with his sword as large amounts of blood began to leak from her outer shell.

"I mean, come on, just look at me...isn't this punishment enough? Isn't this f***ing worthless, ugly piece-of-s*** body already torturous enough for me as is?" Alphys sobbed as Papyrus dealt the final blow to her...or at least, her shell.

"Ohh...oh, god...this is just...this is just too much...I can already feel the hot liquid blood leaking out of my brain as we speak..." Alphys moaned in pain as her true self was revealed.

"Heh heh heh...you scared yet?" Alphys cackled demonically, surrounded by a massive concentration of psychic energy that turned her eyes yellow and her skin blue. "You're in MY world now, and you'd better f***ing believe that there's NO escape from THIS one!"

"You wanna know what ELSE there's no escape from? YOUR MOM!" Frisk laughed heartily, pointing obnoxiously at Alphys while doing so.

"You know what?" Alphys growled through her teeth, feeling at least one of the blood vessels in her brain burst from how utterly livid Frisk's antics had made her.

"I HAVE F***ING HAD IT WITH YOUR S***! YOU LITTLE F***ERS ARE GOING TO GET YOUR BODIES RIPPED INTO F***ING KAWAII LITTLE SHREDS! IN FACT, I'M EVEN GOING TO SHOVE YOUR F***ING HEADS SO GODDAMNED FAR UP YOUR STUPID F***ING ASSES THAT WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR NEXT S***, YOU'LL BE F***ING SINGING MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE! EAT S*** AND DIE, FAGGOTS!" Alphys screamed, literally losing her mind in sheer rage.

"No, YOU eat s*** and die!" Frisk yelled at her, swinging her sword straight at her...and missing.

"What, you think I'm just going to f***ing stand there and TAKE it?!" Alphys roared, lunging at Frisk and nearly slashing his eyes out with her finger claws, leaving huge scars on his face.

"How about THIS?" Frisk retorted as Toriel burned her with fire magic...or at least tried to.

"HA! What a f***ing JOKE! You stupid dolts can't even BEGIN to COMPARE with my PSYCHIC powers! Just give up before I end up burning you into such a goddamned crisp that your f***ing ashes will end up screaming for water immediately afterward!" Alphys laughed maniacally as she summoned the power of fire and flung a massive heat wave at Frisk's team.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but FIRE WILL NEVER WORK ON ME!" Frisk laughed maniacally as Toriel chilled her to the bone with ice magic.

"OWW! GOD DAMNIT! If the power of F***ING FIRE INCARNATE isn't enough to f***ing kill you faggoty little bastards, then I suppose I'll just have to subject you to the freezing-cold temperatures of deep SPACE!" Alphys roared, summoning the power of ice and channeling it at maximum power into Toriel...who was somehow still alive afterward, thanks to the pendants.

"NERRRRAUUUUGHHHH!" Alphys screamed at the top of her lungs, stuffing Papyrus' face into a pile of Arctic-cold snow and rubbing it in with planetary-collision-level force.

"PAPYRUS, NOOO!" Frisk screamed as Papyrus clonked Alphys on the head with his last dying breath, collapsing onto the ground.

"YOU...YOU MOTHERF***ER..." Frisk seethed with rage, sheathing his sword and engaging in a massive fistfight with Alphys as she charged up her ultimate psychic attack.

"Heh...you wanna know what TRUE power is? Then go ahead and stay RIGHT where you are!" Alphys laughed maniacally as Frisk roundhouse-kicked her in the face.

"TORIEL! NOW!" Frisk yelled at Toriel, who then used the last of her magic power to form one final magic barrier around Frisk as Alphys tore Undyne's limbs off and kicked her head off.

"HERE IT F***ING IS! PSI BITCHKILL, MOTHERF***ERS!" Alphys laughed maniacally as she channeled every last bit of her mental energy into a devastating psychic explosion that literally disintegrated Toriel's entire body into atoms...and also reflected off of Frisk's magic barrier.

"GRAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Alphys roared in pain as she took the massive, thousands-of-damage-worth blow directly to her body.

"HNAUUUGH!" Alphys roared furiously, assuming a kung-fu stance. "Since I've tried just about everything else and nothing else has worked on you just yet, how about I just try some good old BEATING THE F***ING LIVING, BREATHING S*** OUT OF YOU?!"

"GET THE F*** OVER HERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Alphys roared, running straight up to Frisk and kicking him in the balls so hard that the lizard poison from her feet actually went right through his skin and clothes and transferred itself directly into his body; she then roundhouse-kicked him in the face, knocking him over onto the ground while he was still busy recovering from the blow to his crotch.

"DIE! YOU! F***ING! PIECE! OF! SHIT!" Alphys roared as she jumped onto his chest and brutally, repeatedly punched him in the face in a left-right-left-right motion...and yet, somehow, thanks to the sheer power of determination, Frisk was still alive.

"You wanna know what I have to say to YOU, you f***ing BITCH?!" Frisk growled angrily at her, gritting his teeth furiously as he grabbed her by the neck and lifted her up.

"W-WHAT?" Alphys stammered in fright.

"DETERMINATION PUNCH!" Frisk yelled hammily, taking greatly after the style of Captain Falcon as he gathered up all of the determination energy in his entire body into his flaming fist and then drove it straight into Alphys' filthy weeaboo face at full impact force.

"URRRRAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Alphys roared in agony as her entire body disintegrated into particles of dust, without even a single trace left to be found.

"Well, that was certainly something..." Frisk shuddered as he woke up in the Mind Tank to find that Alphys' body had completely collapsed into dust as a direct result of his actions.

As he climbed up Hotland, went through New Home, traveled through the Barrier onto the top of Mt. Ebbott, and then finally took his eagerly awaiting rescue helicopter back home, Frisk simply could not help but wonder whether or not he had actually made the right choice.

I mean, yeah, sure, Frisk sleeps in chain mail and that certainly IS a little ridiculous if I do say so myself...but hey, at the end of the day, Frisk was really just a normal guy. Although his life had no real meaning or purpose to it, he lived it anyway. And at the end of the day, that's pretty much all that really matters about life, right?

After recieving his rather excessively generous reward of cold hard cash from Mayor Elkrip, Frisk headed home and finally got a good night's sleep...AND THEN A GHOAST NAMED NAPSTABLOUK CAME AND POOTED ON HIM! Ha, just kidding.

THE END