DISCLAIMER: I do not own Twilight -Stephenie Meyer does. Thank you to all who are reviewing. I was crying when i saw I had 13 reviews. I know not a lot but it is to me. The I use in here is F.U.N. SONG. Got milk was brought to by LionIsSmexxi READ HER STORIES THEY ARE ghostbusters' theme song. Rehab by Rihanna. Like a Virgin by Modonna. POKER FACE by Lady GaGa. My girl by I don't know who that song is by. And a song my Step-mom taught me. And a Christmas comercial for Betty Crocker's cookies.

Chapter 6: Is She Awake, Yet?

EmPOV

Well, after Alice was saying that the pregnant lady should get up front blah blah blah, Bella fell asleep. ASLEEP! Can you believe it? I sighed. "Is she awake, yet? Can I wake her up?"

"What?! Hell no! Bella needs her sleep."

"But what about the movie?"

"Emmett, you are such a baby. And you are making this part of the movie funny."

"Hey! And okay."

She shrugged her shoulders. Then I heard a noice -like a mumbling. "I want popscicles, Eddie Weddie Puss."

Oh dear God! That was Bella! I laughed so hard the car shook and Jasper even laughed. That is a new name for Edward -I mean Eddie Weddie Puss. Thank you, Bella. Bella gasped. "I don't want to go to the doctors. Help me, somebody!"

I couldn't hold it in. I laughed again until Alice shushed me. "Can I get a lollipop after this?"

I held it in but I was shaking and so was the others but we wanted to stay quiet so we can hear what Bella was going to say next. "Eddie! Mr. Fudge ran away."

I was going to lose it! "Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?"

So close to losing it! "F is for friends who do stuff together. U is for you and me. N is for anywhere anytime at all down here in deep blue sea."

I burst out laughing. She threw her hand up as if to hit somebody and said, "COULD'VE HAD A V8!"

We all laughed harder. "Got MILK?!"

"BILLY GOT HIS BEER GOGGLES ON!"

"It's like I checked into rehab. Baby, you're my disease. It's like I checked into rehab. Baby, you're my disease."

Oh dear lord, Bella. "Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer. Oh, womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby. You, you-you are, you, you-you are womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, baby."

"Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. Like a virgin. When your heart beats next to mine."

Wow. That was all that I had to say. Wow. "When something strange happens in the neighborhood, who you going to call? Ghostbusters!"

What has this girl been watching and listening to? First Like a Virgin now Ghostbusters' theme song. "PPPPOKER FACE. PPPPOKER FACE. POKER FACE."

We all were laughing. Good thing we don't need to breathe. She stopped and we just laughed harder. Then she started back up again. "Dad, what are you doing? Those cookies were for Santa! He's gonna leave! He's gonna leave!"

That brought another round of laughter. "Emmett, you idiot! Those cookies were for Santa!"

I frowned. "What did I do now? I don't even like cookies."

Rosalie laughed. "Emmett, remember she is sleep talking. What she says doesn't mean anything. It's just brings a round of laughter for us."

"Okay, Rosie."

"Ahhhhhhh! A spider! I'm going to die! I'm going to die! I'm dieing! I'm dieing! I'm alive! I'm alive!"

"I got sunshine on a cloudy day. And when it's cold outside, I got the month of May. I guess you say what can make me feel this way. My girl. My girl. Talking `bout my girl. My girl. Ooooooooooooooooooh."

Oh my GOD! "Mc Donalds is a happy place. Hamburgers in your face. French fries between your toes. Dill pickles up your nose. Now, don't forget the great big shakes, they come from polluted lakes. Mc Donalds is your kind of place. Your kind of place. Badadadada. I'm lovin it."

Finally, she stopped. I think we were going to die from laughter. She was hysterical! Wow, that was a really big word for me to use. I sighed. "Are we there, yet?"

Alice gave me a horror filled glance in the mirror. "Please. Don't start that! And yes in one minute. Bella will also be woken up in two minutes."

"I've gotta pee, though, Alice!"

"What the hell, Emmett? No you don't!"

"Awe. Alice, how did you know?"

"Emmett, you are a vampire. You don't use the restroom."

"Bella will!"

"That's because she is pregnant."

"What if I was pregnant?"

"Emmett. Boys don't get pregnant."

"I'm not a boy. I'm a man. A big, strong man."

"Nor do men."

"Woman get all the fun."

Alice laughed a little. "Actually, Emmett. It hurts `cause you gotta puuuuush and puuuuuush! Then the doctors touch you for the baby and-"

"I don't want to know! TMI! TMI! TMI! I'm scarred for life!"

Everyone in the car started laughing. "Why is everyone so mean to me?"

Jasper replied, "Because you're Emmett."

"I know who I am. You idiot. I'm not that dumb."

Jasper smirked. "How do you spell `dumb`?"

I thought for a moment. "F AND U!"

"I already been there and back. Thank you very much."

"Oh, you are not welcome."

"Okay, we are here!" Alice said.

"Thank God!" Jasper said.

Rosalie smiled. "Okay. Who is going to carry Sleeping Beauty over there?"

"They all looked at each other and said at the same time, "Emmett."

"Why me?"

"You're the strongest," Jasper said.

"Oh.... Okay."

We walked in the house and we introduced the girls to my parents. Carlisle looked at Bella said, "Emmett, did you knock up Bella?"

"No! Eddie Weddie Puss did."

"Okay? Where is Eddie Weddie Puss at?"

"Getting Sleeping Beauty Twizzlers for her cravings. He is whipped."

"Okay. We are talking about this later. How did you get the name Eddie Weddie Puss?"

"We'll show you the video when he gets home."

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