"So when are you getting released, Blainers?" Jeff asked; the boys were sitting around Blaine's bed. Hospital security had arrived quickly and removed Sebastian, who was still moaning on his way out. Kurt was sitting with his arms crossed and a relatively annoyed look on his face.

"The doctor says I'll need surgery for the deeply scratched cornea, but I can go home tomorrow," Blaine replied; he nudged Kurt, who looked up at him and smiled.

"Blaine, Kurt, you know that if we knew what Sebastian was planning, we would've stopped him, right?" Nick asked.

"We know, guys, and thank you for telling us," Kurt said, taking Blaine's hand. "Can I ask how the hell Sebastian became captain?"

"Well, you know Sebastian's a whore, right?" Kurt nodded. "He hooked up with Thad and blackmailed him out of his council seat. As for David, we have no idea. Jeffy, remember that we ask him, okay?"

"Oh yeah, Blaine, what did Kurt mean by us not existing?" Jeff asked. Blaine shot Kurt a pointed look; Kurt pretended to study his nails.

"I saw this interview online a few weeks ago; that Criss guy talking about me, Kurt, and Sebastian being in a 'love triangle' and that I'd get slushied. I shrugged it off as nonsense, and then it really happened, so now I don't know," Blaine said.

Nick and Jeff looked sympathetic. "You think Sebastian would come back?" Nick asked.

"If he does, I'll beat that smirk off his face," Kurt muttered.

"I thought you were nonviolent," Jeff interjected.

"When it comes to Sebastian, anything's possible," Kurt said shortly.

"Um, can I be the one to ask?" Nick asked.

"Ask what?" Blaine looked over at the dark-haired Warbler.

"Why are there people over there that look like us?" Nick pointed a shaking finger to the window and there stood Chris Colfer, Darren Criss, Curt Mega, and Riker Lynch.

"Oh my God," Jeff whispered.

"Please tell me I'm hallucinating," Jeff whimpered, closing his eyes. "I'm the only one who sees them, right?"

"I can see them too," Nick said, holding on to Jeff.

"What did we do?" Curt asked. "I'm asking because Darren is in a hospital bed and he's right next to me, and that guy," he nodded to Nick, "looks like me in a Warbler uniform."

"One minute we were in the recording studio and the next minute we're here. Something is seriously wrong," Chris replied.

"It's official," Jeff moaned. "I'm going crazy."

"Jeff?" Riker stepped forward and touched Jeff's shoulder, making the Warbler flinch. "Holy shit, guys, they're real."

"This is weird on so many levels. I'm pretty sure it's a dream," Blaine mumbled.

"Join the club," Kurt said.

"Blaine?" A new voice spoke up; both Kurt and Blaine looked at the source: Darren. "You can take off the eye patch." Blaine hesitantly removed the patch and discovered that he could see.

"Kurt, I can see," Blaine said, blinking a few times to make sure.

"At least you're okay, Blaine," Nick said, backing away from Curt, who was trying to see if he was real.

"Curt, dude, he's real." Riker stepped in front of Curt as Nick had backed himself up against the bathroom door.

"I was just checking." Curt shrugged.

"Please don't hurt me," Nick sniveled. "I didn't do anything wrong."

"I wasn't gonna hurt you," Curt sighed. "If I did anything to you, I'd be out of a job."

"And go back to being a waiter at Red Lobster? Great plan, Curt," Riker snickered.

"Shut up, Riker," Curt snapped. Jeff scrambled over and put his arms protectively around Nick. "Wait, are you two together?" Nick and Jeff nodded simultaneously.

"You know how those fanfiction writers are, Curt. Remember last week, we found that story with Nick, Jeff, and very kinky sex," Riker said.

"Ugh, don't remind me," Curt shuddered.

"I love you, Nicky," Jeff whispered, rocking back and forth.

"How are Kurt and Blaine holding up?" Nick asked. Jeff looked over to see Kurt and Blaine talking to Chris and Darren.

"So the whole love triangle thing was planned from the start?" Blaine asked and Darren nodded.

"Ryan, our boss and your creator, wanted someone to come between you and Kurt," he explained.

"He's evil," Kurt countered.

"He actually is a little bit evil," Chris added. "Last season, Blaine was supposed to be a year older than Kurt, and now he's a year younger."

"So I lost two years of my life?" Blaine looked horrified.

"In a nutshell, yes, yes, you did." Chris nodded. The door opened suddenly and a soft scream was uttered. The eight boys spun around to see Sebastian and a boy Kurt, Blaine, Nick, and Jeff didn't recognize.

"Grant?" Darren asked.