Guest- I saved him on one file, but left him in the other. Doug's pretty cool, but most pick Carley because she looks good and/or want Lee to get with her. Personally I don't mind either.
This was suggested by DaFlameDF.
"All stand for Judge Alexander." said the bailiff. Lee stood up only to sit back down. "For fucks sake, STAND YOUR DISRESPECTFUL ASS UP!"
"YO MAMA!"
"Oh will you two just shut up!?" said Alex. "I'm tired of your bickering! Just read me off the case before I fire you!"
"But he...fuck it!" he read off the case. "Doug is suing Lee for leaving him behind and saving Carley."
"Hm interesting. Alright bring the turds in." Doug and Lee walked in and sat at their respective tables. "Alright now..."
"Your honor, this fat fuck is full of shit!" said Lee.
"Speak when spoken to, asshole!" said the bailiff.
"KISS MY ASS!"
"HOW ABOUT I KICK IT INSTEAD!"
"HOW ABOUT I FIRE YOU AND KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME SPEAK!" demanded the raven glaring at both men. "Now DOUG tell us what brings you here today?"
"Your honor, Lee left me to die." said Doug. "Back at the pharmacy, I was about to be pulled out of the window by walkers and Carley had one on her leg. All Lee had to do was toss her the purse she had with her bullets in it and come over to me! I wasn't even that far away! He watched me while I got yanked outside and got my guts ripped out!"
"Damn. Your response?"
"First off, it had her by her ankle, not her leg you fat fuck..."
"You're not helping your case calling people names." said the judge crossing his arms.
"Second off, by the time I gave Carley her stuff, I can't help you were pulled through the window FAGGOT!" said Lee ignoring the judge.
"Why did you save Carley?"
"Because she was hot, duh!" said Doug. "And I also found out she knew you were a criminal and since she kept it to herself, he saved her!"
"That's half right. I could have easily let her die."
"So you admit you only saved her because she looked good!" said Doug.
"Maybe." said Lee crossing his arms. "Maybe I was grateful."
"If you could have, would you have saved Doug?" asked the judge.
"Not with this shitty attitude he has!" said Lee.
"You weren't going to save me anyways!" said Doug. "I have a witness I want call to the stand."
"Who you gonna call, ya swine?" said Lee.
"Enough with the name calling, Lee." warned the judge. "You're on thin ice here already. Okay Doug. Who's your witness?"
"First..."
"First? There are others?!" said Lee. "How'd you bribe 'em? With drugs!?"
"...Carley to the stand."
"CARLEY?! YOU LEAVE MY WOMAN OUTTA THIS TUBBY!" yelled Lee pointing an angry finger at him.
Carley sat in the witness chair. "So Carley, why do you think Lee saved you?"
"Because he knows I'm the only woman for him, duh." giggled Carley. "Doug is nothing but a fat loser with a tiny baby dick! How dare he even think I want to be with a loser like him? He's ugly and fat!
"Ouch. Isn't that the woman you had a crush on, man?" said Alex. Doug hung his head down in embarrassment and nodded. She had no clue how much it hurt.
"According to these files, Carley was subjected to a love potion given by a mystery donor to Mr. Lee Everett here." the bailiff wore an evil smirk on his face.
"That's bullshit!" said Lee.
"Our video footage shows otherwise. Interviews ringing any bells?"
"So the witness's mind was compromised." said Alex.
"And her testimony won't mean crap anyways." said the bailiff. "She's his girlfriend."
"Ooh right! Don't forget possible baby mama too!" said Alex remembering the last case. "Carley, get your biased ass outta here. Lee, you're in deep shit for that love potion! Pretty sure that's considered rape since you had sex with her and to top it all off, she clearly broke up with you before you practically drugged her! She's not in a her right frame of mind!"
"But...!"
"Doug, your next witness?"
"I want to call Clementine to the stand!" said Doug, still not entirely having recovering from that hurtful remark. Luckily it strengthened his want to defeat Lee in court.
"YOU LEAVE MY..."
"Lee shut up." said Doug bravely.
"I'LL SMACK YOU, BOY!"
"Come do it then!" challenged Doug.
"Move a muscle and I'll crack your skull!" threatened the bailiff.
"Anybody moves and I'll throw all three of you out! Bring in the witness!" yelled the judge.
In walked a younger version of Clementine and at that moment, Lee knew he was fucked. If this was the same Clementine from back then, it was over with. Clementine sat down.
"Um hello." she said somewhat shyly.
"Tell us, Clementine. Did Lee ever indicate he had any malicious intent behind not saving Doug?" asked the judge.
"Actually he something about Doug being big enough to keep the walkers busy while we got away once." she admitted. "And he also told me he hoped he died..."
"When?" asked Alex.
"After he and Doug came from outside before Lee went off to get Glenn."
"I didn't mean it! I was just pissed because..." began Lee.
"You said you did though." said Clementine.
"SHUT UP BRAT!" Clementine flinched and looked upset.
"Yelling at a little girl! Is it bullshit Lee? Well?" the judge glared at the former teacher.
"I-I-I..."
"And he took too long! He could have saved both!" squealed Clementine.
"YOU SNITCH!" yelled older Clementine from the back.
"I've heard enough." said Alex. "No more witnesses. "Jury?"
"We find Lee guilty on account of him being an asshole!" said Sakura.
"In that case, Lee your punishment is to...oh I know! We're going to place you in front of a bunch of walkers and you have to run for at least a mile with weights attached to you. Not only that, but you also to smoke at least 3 packs of cigarettes while you do so."
"WHAT?!" yelled Lee.
"Drag the bastard away!" yelled the judge.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Lee yelled into the sky uh roof as the bailiff hauled Lee off.