Author's Note: Enjoy XP

Temari of the sand shivered, she unconsciously gathered the blanket over her, trying to keep warm. She wasn't used to the Konoha weather, in the desert it was hot all day, and during the night she would be home. In a well heated home.

Here she wasn't, she woke up on Naruto's lumpy bed, in his crappy heated apartment. She groaned a bit before getting up from the bed to look into the closet a few feet away from her. She wrapped one arm around her as she searched around for another blanket.

The girl gritted her teeth in annoyance, her first night in Naruto's house and it was already off to a bad start. She left towards the living to see if she could get some help from the other blond.

Naruto slept soundly on his couch, already used to the crap place he could technically call an apartment, his couch felt the same as his bed so no difference occurred to him.

He twitched a bit, he was having one of his weird dreams.

Dream Vision

Naruto sat in the middle of a cafeteria, surrounded by many petty bandits from Konoha. His guess he was in jail. A big man stepped up to him and stared at him with ugly eyes and opened his mouth, "I know guys on crack that make more sense than you."

Naruto in no control of his body responded back, "We'll lemme break it down for you." a beat spawned from no where as Naruto began to rhyme to it.

"Take the baseline out, No? You don't have to." Naruto started, "Bounce with it!"

"Its a hard knock life for us." the rest of the members chorused in high pitched orphan girl voices, "It's a hard knock life for us, Steada treated we get tricked,Steada Free says we get kicked
Its a hard knock life."

Naruto suddenly appears again in baggy clothing, " I don't know how to be, no crib on NTV (Ninja T.V.) God only knows. Got my Mini-me in the GP see how it goes."

"Ramen is all I see you ask me my name? N to the Nizzo, A to the Rizzo, U to the Tizzo, I'm a crazy Mother -bleep-" even in his dreams censorship existed, "y'all knew that."

Naruto began watching a couple bandits break dance, "I gotta busta move, droppin busta groove feeling fine. Got an Ninja crew, Ichiraku too. Lick my nine."

End Dream

Naruto woke up startled from the nightmare, he looked up to see the sand kunoichi looking at him. He propped himself up on his shoulders and looked the girl in the eye. "Eh- whats wrong Temari-chan?" he asked

"Naruto its freezing do you have anymore blankets?" she responded

"No, the only one I have your using it. Its not that cold anyways," Naruto said.

"Well I live in the desert and most of the time its hot so, I'm not really used to it." Temari looked down to the ground, Naruto continued to look at her.

"well, sorry Temari-chan I don't know what to do, I can't go to the store this late."

"Well, I was hoping that-" Temari mumbled the rest under her breath, Naruto couldn't catch that, "Say what?"

Temari rose her voice a little more, "I was hoping you could sleep with me, I-I mean next to me, you know. To keep warm" she offered.

"Well, uhh-" he started but she cut him off,

"Don't get the wrong idea!" her face began to heat up a little

"Don't worry I'm not" he said sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck. Naruto rose from the sofa and lead her into the bedroom, there Naruto plopped down onto the bed and Temari followed. Drifting into a warm sleep with a boy next to her.

-X-

The sun shone brightly through the uncovered window of the blond's house. The light kissed Temari's slightly tanned skin causing her to awake from her slumber. Temari lifted her head up and her body felt a bit uncomfortable. Was Naruto's bed that bad? She moved and noticed under the sheets that half of her body was over Naruto's. Her arm draped arcross his chest and her leg over his.

She squealed softly and moved off the blond boy, Temari looked at the sleeping teen and sighed. She got off the bed stumbled over the clothes she had taken off before the shower yesterday. The girl kicked it away and it landed near Naruto's pile of clothes.

She stretched her back and yawned, then she picked up her bag and left towards the bathroom for a shower.

Naruto was a heavy sleeper, but for some reason he couldn't stay asleep. As if something was missing form his peaceful sleep. He guessed it was because it was a little colder. He sat up wiping one eye with his hand. He looked over to find Temari missing, where could she had gone?

The sound of running water answered that question.

Now our favorite blond hero stepped into the next room where the kitchen was located. He poured some water into a pot and took out some cups of instant ramen. He began to boil the water and made his favorite meal.

The kunoichi of the desert came out of the bathroom fully clothed and ready to leave, she was dressed in her usual attire and fan strapped on her back.

"Good morning Naruto," she greeted cheerfully, The girl sleep peacefully ever since Naruto kept her warm.

"Good Morning Temari-chan" he said as he took two ramen cups and placed them on his small table. Naruto left the cups on the table and left towards the bathroom to brush his pearly whites.

Temari walked up to the table and eyed one of cups of ramen, she had never eaten it before and was cautious about it. She picked up chopsticks that were left on the table and began to eat slowly. She picked up her speed as she enjoyed the flavor packed cup of rameny goodness.

Naruto came out and found Temari slurping the last of her noodles into her mouth, she looked over at Naruto and gave a big smile as she finished her last noodle. Putting the chopsticks down she turned towards him and waved.

"Naruto I'm going to have to see the Hokage today, for some info on my mission. I'll see you later okay?."

Naruto nodded as she headed out the door, even though she was there for only a night Naruto felt lonely as his house was empty once again.

Naruto spent a few hours sitting in his house alone, Sometimes he would watch T.v but it got boring so he shut it off. He went into his room to do some pushups, got tired after a while. Naruto decided to draw but his crayons broke. What could he do?

His mind started to drift as he sat on his sofa. The young boy started to yawn and drift towards sleep but a hard knock on his door snapped him back to consciousness.

"Naruto Uzumaki!" a voice yelled from the other side of the door, it didn't sound anyone Naruto knew so he walked carefully and opened the door slightly to see who was outside. A man dressed in black and wore a mask of a bird stared back at our blond hero.

Naruto opened the door to the Anbu who waited outside patiently,

"Yea, what do you want?" Naruto had asked.

The black op then took out a letter from a hidden pocket and disappeared in a plume of smoke. Naruto eyed the card he received, the mark of the Hokage clearly printed on the front. He turned the card over and tore off the seal.

The blond picked up the letter and began to read it out loud,

Dear Naruto,

I the Hokage of Konohagakure have formally invited you to picnic for two at the most exclusive Park in town. I don't know if you have experienced this yet Naruto but I am inviting you to a date. Wear something casual, and bring your charming personality. As you know Konohagakure has a thing for natural beauty so the park we are going to has a very expensive entry fee. Which I have paid for. Meet at my office at 8:00 on the dot. Don't be late!!

See you there,

Tsunade-chan

Now this absolutely stunned the orange clad boy. Tsunade the Tsunade was asking him out? Someone must have drugged her, or forged this letter. Then again no one would be good enough to drug her and why would Anbu deliver a forged letter?

He glanced at the watch and saw he had only 2 hours to prepare. He took out the suit he had bought yesterday and took out a new colored shirt. They were still clean even though they had went through a lot. Slipping on the suit and Navy blue shirt he left to buy something for his date.

Naruto had walked to the Yamanaka flower shop, here they sold many different types of flowers, rare ones, common, short ones and tall ones. The perfect place to get Tsunade some flowers right?

He walked into the store and looked around. Flowers of all kinds filled the store with an intoxicating smell. A good one at that. No wonder Ino always smells good, the boy thought. He shook his head clear of the thought, he wasn't yet used to thinking about girls; not yet at least. Ino entered from the back and walked towards the counter, "Hello welcome-" she started, but then she realized who was there.

"Oh hey Naruto, what are you doing here?" she never would of thought this boy would ever come to a place like this. Did Naruto have someone special? Or did he like flowers in secret? Maybe he liked her! Possibilities raced through her mind, but her favorite was the one that involved Naruto finally getting the guts to come here and take her away for some 'time'.

Ino hasn't said this to anyone but Naruto looked like a boy who had a lot of 'potential' if you know what I'm saying; but the girl wasn't only interested in that, Naruto looked like a nice guy, and that was what she was looking for. She was tired of chasing guys who were cold and heartless.

"I'm here for you," Ino's heart skipped a beat, "what do you think I'm here for, I need flowers."

The girl finally caught on the sarcasm and her heart now sank, disappointed that Naruto wasn't here for her.

"Is it for someone special?" Ino had asked, hoping that he wanted flowers for himself, sadly she didn't get what she wanted.

"Um, yea kinda," Naruto scratched the back of his head, he was a bit nervous and last thing he wanted to do was admit that the flowers were for Tsunade-Obaachan. He hoped that Ino wouldn't be too interested.

Before Ino could ask him another person had entered the shop. He wore his blue konoha forehead protector as a bandanna, his spiky hair stuck out the edges. The boy also had a bandage placed along his nose on both sides, which oddly had red spots on the center, and he wore the standard Konohagakure ninja uniform. In his hand he held a bouquet of flowers for Ino Yamanaka. Naruto noticed this boy was looking down at Ino's development

"h-hello, Ino." the nameless boy greeted, he was a bit nervous, something Ino picked up on immediately. He moved the flowers closer to the girl so she could take them, he liked Ino hopefully she felt the same. The funny thing is...she didn't.

"H-here," he continued, Naruto slapped his forehead. Causing the boy to look in his direction for a second. Naruto may be an Airhead sometimes but he knew that this boy was getting into some trouble. Ino smirked inwardly, this boy was an easy target. She put on a mad face and poked the boy on the chest.

"Now listen here stutters," she snapped, "Do you not use your common sense? Why would would you bring a girl flowers if she owns a flower shop!" her voice raised its volumes at the last two words.

"Now turn your little hemophiliac self, and get out of my shop, or your going to be wearing a lot more bandages in a lot more places." Ino had threatened the boy who had just came to ask her out. Isn't that grand? Sadly this happens a lot.

"and besides I already have boyfriend," she finished while pointing a thumb to Naruto, Naruto and the boy's jaw dropped.

The stranger's face showed anger, "what does he got that I don't got?" he questioned. How would this boy be better than him? He gritted his teeth as the girl smiled sweetly at Naruto, who now had his mouth shut.

"Let me show you," the girl walked past the counter and made her way to Naruto, who wasn't that very far. She pressed herself against the boy and slid her hand to the back of his head, then she did something that had Naruto remain motionless. Ino crushed her lips on Naruto's and forced her tongue into his mouth, making sure the boy could see. She moved her hands to his face cupping his cheeks as she enjoy the flavors of his mouth. The girl pushed his tongue with hers and brushed along his teeth.

To deepen the kiss she began to move her lips for that extra effect. Yamanaka Ino broke the kiss and pushed him to the nearest wall. Her eyes were half closed showing want, for the boy. The girl slammed her lips onto his and repeated what had happened a few seconds earlier. Continuing to taste him. As on instinct Naruto moved his hands to her hips and began to stroke her body, this caused Ino to moan into his mouth. Music to his ears.

The girl separated from him, both of them hadn't noticed that the boy had left the shop. Ino looked towards the ground where the beautiful bouquet lay. She walked over to it and made sure Naruto paid close attention to her as she picked it up.

Ino smiled at Naruto, "Thanks for helping me get rid of that boy," Ino picked some flowers from the racks and placed them in the bouquet. They complement each other wonderfully. The girl walked up to Naruto and handed him the flowers. Before she left the girl leaned in and whispered softly into the boy's ear, which sent shivers down Naruto's spine. "Take it and leave, you've payed for it anyways." she said sexily. The girl winked and left towards the back, and Naruto left towards the park. Ready for his date with Tsunade-chan.

Sorry it took so long to spit this one out, moderating on this site took a lot of writing time. Anyways two girls in one chapter, Naruto that little pimp XP

I also have two one shots here if you want to read em

Anyways read and review

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