Fang: And now, ladies and gentlemen, the tournament shalth begin!!
Author: Oh please. Just get on with it.
Fang: Hey. I am the annou-
Marissa: Yeah yeah, we know. Just get on with it before we kill you, okay?
Nudge: Killing solves nothing.
Iggy: Totally not true, Nudge.
Angel: Actually, killing is bad.
Iggy: Yeah, wel-
Fang: OKAY! THE TOURNAMENT IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
*Silence from everyone. They are scared.*
Fang: Now that I have your attention, it is time to introduce your first challenge.
Author: Challenge?
Marissa: Excuse me?
Fang: Quiet! I will now introduce your first challenge. It will take your strength, intelligence, and most of all, your knowledge of The Wizard of Oz.
Marissa: What?! The Wizard of Oz??
Fang: Yes. You will have to fight for your life. There is only one opponent in this challenge.
Author: *To Marissa* This is so boring!
Fang: AUTHOR! NEED I REMIND YOU AGAIN?
*Silence*
Fang: Much better. Your opponent is: PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!
Max: A panda? Seriously, Fang? Wow. Just wow.
Fang: Not a panda. PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!
Author and Marissa in unison: And who is PANDA!!!!!!!!!!! ???
Fang: Panda is a flying purple monkey!!
Angel: A monkey??
JP: Yes, young one, that is what he said. Monkeys are mammals that liv-
Fang: Okay, JP. Enough pearls of wisdom for today. Anyway, you are to fight Panda with all of your strength, intelligence, and most importantly your knowledge of The Wizard of Oz.
Marissa: Okay… what's the catch?
Fang: No catch.
Author: I think you're lying.
Fang: My pants aren't on fire, are they?
Max: Actually, they are…
*Fang jumps up and down screaming*
Max: I wonder when he'll notice they really aren't….
THREE HOURS LATER
Fang: Are they out yet?
The Flock, JP, Marissa, and Author: YES!!!!!
Fang: Very well. Your objective is simple. Get to the other side.
Author: Okay… how hard can it be, right?
Marissa: We'll soon find out.
Fang: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!!
Gazzy: Da da da da da da da da da da da da da d-
Nudge: Okay! Enough with the da da's!
IN THE TOURNAMENT ARENA WITH MARISSA AND AUTHOR
Marissa: Where's Panda?
Author: This sucks.
Marissa: I know, right?
Author: Yeah. Hey look! It's Panda!
*A giant purple monkey flies in from above*
Panda: I am PANDA!!!!!!!!
Author and Marissa in unison: *sarcastically* Yay…
Panda: Feel my wrath!!
*Panda, the flying purple monkey, opens up the backpack she had slung over her shoulder. Millions of tiny things fly out and swarm Marissa and Author.*
Marissa and Author: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!?!??!?!?!?!?
Panda: They are…………………………… KITTY HOG-NOSED BATS!
Marissa: Not the kind smaller than your thumb!!
Author: How the heck did you know that?
Panda: YES! They are the kind smaller than your thumb! Mwahahaha!
Marissa and Author: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*Marissa and Author are then attacked by millions of kitty hog-nosed bats, which just so happen to like eating the color pink. Marissa and Author are, sadly, wearing pink.*
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Hey! Thanks for reading! This chapter was sooooo fun to write!
A very big thanks goes out to Randomitis Sufferer, who wanted to be in the story. She is the awesome flying purple monkey named Panda. She also supplied the cool fact that kitty hog-nosed bats are smaller than your thumb! Isn't that amazing?? Anyway, thanks for reviewing, Randomitis Sufferer, and see my read my next chapter, coming soon, to see what happens in the rest of the tournament!
If you have any fun facts you'd like me to put into the story, or maybe you have some fun ideas, or quite possibly you are just crazy (like me!!) review this story! Your review could change the ENTIRE STORY! (Cue the creepy music….)
So there you have it. I'm not usually on the computer on weekdays, but today is an exception. And probably tomorrow will be too. And if not, I'll sneak on and write another chapter, okay? Okay! Thanks for reading and reviewing!
Fang: But maybe they didn't review yet!
Hey! Shush!
Fang: Please review.
Shush! Do you want to be attacked by Panda?
Fang: No. Sorry.
That's what I thought. So thanks for reading! And remember – don't wear pink when you are attacked by millions of kitty hog-nosed bats!!
Fang: And don't forget to review!!
PANDA!!!!!!!!!