Pranks

by psychic.pixie

What do the Cullen's do when they are bored? PLay pranks of course, Alice and Bella's idea is taken to the extreme and soon most of the family joins in but there is a surprise for all of them towards the end of the day.

6. Chapter 6

Disclaimer: dear God, please let me own twilight!

A scary voice over thing: Noooo

Me: thanks scary voice over I just wet myself

Scary voice over: ha ha

Jasper's POV

'Thank you so much for helping me out'

'Come again soon, please'

Well that was quick enough now I had to keep my mind focused on something extremely random and then I would be free of suspicion from Edward, although Alice will probably know by now.

I jumped up through my bedroom window and set up the trap for Emmett. I stuck the duck tape to the floor in a cross shape and I had a bucket of super glue and a bucket of feathers propped against the top of the door and then I called Emmett

'Hello?'

'Hi Emmet it's me jasper why don't you come into my room and we can sort every thing out?'

'Okay, but ill have to come home first, I'm with Carlisle.'

'Why don't you get out of the car and run it's very important!'

'Okay ill be there in two mins!'

'Bye Emmett'

Hang up

'Nobody come into my room or you will be chicken pie! It's for Emmett! Alice can you come here but come in through the window.'

'Okay Hun!'

Alice appeared in my room at that moment. I explained what I wanted her to do when Emmett arrived.

'okay I've got it, Emmett will be home in 2 minutes get ready but keep your mind busy so Edward doesn't know what we will be doing, you got the video camera ready and positioned !'

'Yep, and I know!'

So I had to wait 1 minute and 59 seconds, perfect now what can I think about to keep my mind busy like Alice told me to. I know I could think about Alice.

Alice has beautiful pixie hair, and she is so small, who can someone who was changed at the age of 19 be that small? Oh well that's just people but I am quite tall, with my sexy hair, oh yer, mini dance time... aha oh yer aha, how good do I look.

Why was Edward laughing his head off but then I realised how gay I must of looked. Okay so that didn't work why don't I imagine what Edward would look like in a pink leotard with a pink tutu on and pink tights on. That made Edward shut up. Then I imagined what Carlisle would look like in a clown suit, and then every one down stairs started laughing it was pretty funny. Oh look Emmett will be home in three, two ,one,

'Jasper you wanted me?'

'Yer please can you come up here!'