Ep. 6: I'm Alive...
(It seemed like days have pasted ever since the boat accident, but in reality, it had been only a day. About 45 miles away from where South Paradise Island was...is a deserted island. A large jungle biome covers half of the isle, uncharted and unknown. At the right edge of the island is a large beach. Lying straw across the rough and burning sand is a familiar Minecrafter...Sky. The boat piece that he had hung onto was nowhere to be seen. The sun is seen high in the firmament, shining brightly on the island. After a few tortuous minutes pass, a hoarsely and pained cough comes from the Butter God. Slowly, Sky lifts half of his body up, violently coughing water still in his body. After he coughs up half a gallon of seawater, Sky pants deathly as he looks up to survey his surroundings. He gapes as he looks around. He then gets enough strength to get to his feet. He looks behind himself. At the shore near him, the entire front of the boat is see, debris around it and the other half of the craft missing).
-Sky: (hoarsely) Where...Where am I? What is this place? (Gasps) The others!
(Sky begins to looking around wildly for his friends, but he doesn't see any signs of any of them).
-Sky: (shouting) DAWN!?...DEADLOX!? (Coughs)...JEROME!?...TRUEMU!?
(Sky begins to run across the beach, so desperate to find his friends. Once he rans out of breath, he falls to his knees. Sky grabs his face and begins to cry silently).
-Sky: (sobbingly) I'm never going to find them! Why didn't I die with them!? Oh Notch!
(Sky pounds the sand in frustration. But just before he gives up, he looks ahead of himself and gasps. About a few feet from him is another familiar Minecrafter...Dawn. She lays across the sand, looking lifeless and stiff. Sky panics and runs over to her, fearing the worst. He carefully lifts up half of her body, her hair horribly drenched in water and her shirt and pants slightly torn).
-Sky: Dawn? Dawn, please...be alive.
(There isn't a response from the woman. Sky lets his head fall over and he cries his eyes out, tears hitting the front rim of his sunglasses and eventually fall onto Dawn's arm. Then, Dawn begins to open her eyes. First the green one, then the blue one. She looks around for a bit until she sees Sky by her side).
-Dawn: (weakly) Sk...Sky?
(Sky looks up at his wife and immediately embraces her, never wanting to let her go).
-Sky: (relieved) Dawn! I'm so glad you're okay! I thought I lost you forever.
-Dawn: I...thought I lost you.
(Sky helps Dawn to her feet. She stumbles for a bit due to a slight headache, but eventually is able to stand on her own).
-Sky: Come on. We gotta find the others.
-Dawn: Right.
(Sky and Dawn run off towards the north, in hot pursuit for everyone else. On their way, they stop in their tracks and find Butter and the Butter Golem, laying unconscious across the sand. Sky runs up to the Butter Golem while Dawn runs up to Butter).
-Dawn: Butter, wake up. Are you okay?
(Butter stirs slightly, then lifts up his head. The canine heaves himself to his paws and shakes himself from the water. Butter is happy to see his owners and starts licking Dawn's face, prompting her to try and stop him. At the same time, Sky manages to wake up the Butter Golem. The utility mob looks around confusingly, but once he sees Sky, the golem is relieved to see his friend. He gets up on his two short legs).
-Sky: Let's continue.
(Sky and the others resume their search for the rest of the group. On their way around the beach, they stumble upon Jerome and Bodil. Butter walks over to Bodil and begins to lick his face, waiting for him to wake up. Bodil groans a bit, then eventually wakes up. Butter ceases the licking as Bodil slowly rises to his feet).
-Bodil: Wh-What happened? Are...are we still alive?
-Sky: Yeah, we are.
-Dawn: What about Jerome?
(The Minecrafters look over at Jerome. Sky walks over and kneels besides the fluffy being. Sky shakes his shoulder to stir him awake).
-Sky: Jerome, wake up.
-Jerome: Can't hear you. I'm dead.
-Sky: You're not dead.
-Jerome: Fuck off. I'm dead.
(Sky sighs frustratingly as he has run out of options. But then, he gets one more on how to wake Jerome up).
-Sky: Hey, do you plan on having kids?
-Jerome: No.
-Sky: GOOD!
(Sky takes his foot and stomps it down on Jerome's crotch. Jerome groans out as he is snapped onto his feet and walking out aimlessly with his hands in his private parts).
-Jerome: What the fuck, man!?
(Jerome eventually recovers and looks around. He is shocked that he and the others are on an island).
-Jerome: How...How did we get on a deserted island?
-Sky: No idea. But we'll try and figure that out later. We have to find the others.
-Jerome: Right.
(Soon, as some time past, the gang find TrueMU, Ssundee, Husky, Bajan, Crystal, Kitty, Rex, and Deadlox. All having some cuts and bruises, but overall are fine. As they all gather together, Sky tries to figure out the situation they are currently in).
-Sky: Okay, so now that we found each other and we're all together, we gotta figure what went wrong.
-Rex: Was there something wrong with the boat?
-Sky: Yeah. I remembered that I tried to turn it on, but nothing happened.
-Deadlox: Maybe it was sabotaged.
-Sky: But I don't get it. None of you would break into the cabin and mess with the controls, right?
(Everyone murmurs that they wouldn't dare do such a sinful thing).
-Sky: Then, who could have done this?
(Sky turns back to the bow of the boat. But then, he sees someone climbing out of it. Kermit. The humanoid frog crawls out of the broken end of the boat and falls into the ocean. He gets to his feet, looks to his left, and see everyone before him).
-Kermit: Uh...hi?
-Sky: (seething, menacingly) You...
-Kermit: Oh Sugar Honey Iced Tea!
(Sky starts to make his way towards the frog, his arms shaking its furiousness. However, the frog tried to reason with him).
-Kermit: Hold on! Wait! I...I can explain. You see, I...
(Kermit screams as he takes off. Sky chases aggressively after him while the others just gaze at him as he chases the amphibian).
-Jerome: You know, this kinda feels like the movie Castaway, except there's 15 of us and it's not real to see a blocky character chasing after a frog.