Of Pillow Fights, Swapping Spit, and Drunken Slumber-

Lily, who had quite a few drinks by now, was definitely not acting like herself.

"Well, how about we play an old classic?" She suggested.

We looked at her eagerly, dying to know the next adventure.

"SPIN THE BOTTLE!" She yelled.

Well, this should be interesting! There's two couples in here, two people who will always try and take it further, two people so shy they'll probably give kisses on the cheek, and one who nobody in their right mind would want to kiss. Interesting.

We all grinned.

"Sounds FABULOUS!" Lana shrieked.

We laughed again, knowing she just wanted snog somebody. Sirius obviously shared her eagerness.

"Wait, wait." I interrupted. "How are we going to incorporate the Firewhiskey?"

They all thought hard, nobody even bothering to say they didn't want it.
"I got it!" Remus said. "Same gender is allowed, but to make it a bit easier, you get to take a shot!"

We all quickly agreed, though Pads had to say, "Aha! I knew Moony's always wanted to snog me!"

Remus rolled his eyes and replied. "No silly, I've always wanted to snog Peter!"

Everyone guffawed at Sirius' expression, torn between shock and disgust. "Oh my Merlin! You're joking right? Because I mean, full offense meant, but who would want to kiss him?"

Peter looked at him resentfully. "Well, that's a little rude!"

I agreed. "Yeah Pads, that was harsh."

"Indeed." Moony said serenely.

"Marauders, I say we... TACKLE HIM!" I yelled, while pouncing on Sirius and whacking him with a and Wormy did so too, something Remus definitely wouldn't have done if he had been sober.

After a few more minutes of intense pillow fights, we sat back down, laughing. The others looked at us strangely before Lana said, slowly. "Er, all righty then. Let's start, shall we?"

We quickly got in a circle and grabbed an empty bottle of Firewhiskey, of which we had many to choose from.

"Oh!" Lily said belatedly, then waved her wand. "I put a spell that wouldn't let you guys make it land somewhere. Ahem, Lana."

Lana grinned wolfishly before spinning the bottle, hard. After a minute or so, it rolled to a stop. Pointing to... Me?

"Ew!" We both crowed. "That's like, incest!"

Everyone rolled their eyes. "You nutters are aware that you aren't actually related, right?"

Closing my eyes and imagining Lily, I leaned forward and gave her the smallest peck I could manage.

Sitting back and wiping my mouth off with my sleeve, I turned to them. "Ew. Do you guys realize that by kissing her, I just kissed the whole male population of Hogwarts?" I demanded.

Everyone laughed, but Lana said, "Nonsense. I've only kissed... five guys since I brushed my teeth this morning."

I shuddered and whiped my mouth again. Sirius pouted. "You've snogged more than I have today!"

I teased him, surprised he hadn't thought of this himself. Although, he is a bit, er, tipsy. "What Pads, did you only snog four guys today?"

He gave me a large wink. "Don't worry, Prongs, you're the only bloke I've snogged today!"

Followed by him throwing a pillow at me. "Shut up! You know what I mean!"

They sniggered and I shuddered, again.

"ANYWAY!" I yelled. "My turn to spin the bottle!"

I flicked the bottle, saying "Lily, Lily, Lily!"

"WOOHOO!" I yelled, as the bottle pointed to my girlfriend. Grinning at her, I said. "Come on, babe. Let's show 'em how it's done."

Lily rolled her eyes, and gave me a peck on the cheek. I scowled. "That doesn't count. Come here!"

She rolled her eyes, and kissed me for real.

After way to short a time, they broke us up. "Come on lovebirds, let's keep the game going."

Grinning sheepishly, I let Lily spin the bottle. Then I realized that meant she would be snogging somebody else. Whoever it is, they better not try anything.

It landed on Sirius. I growled at him. "Sirius, I swear, if you give her anything more than a peck, I will shred your broomstick."

He nodded serenely, not wanting to endanger his broom. He gave her a swift peck, then handed her back to me.

She eyed my warily, then tried to kiss me. "EW! No way Lily! I'm not kissing you again until you've like, brushed your teeth with bleach or something."

She rolled her eyes. "Whatever, James. It was just a peck." Then quickly she dove in and stole a kiss.

"Lily..." I whined.

Remus chuckled. "Never thought I'd see the day when Prongs would be asking Lily not to kiss him."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "Well that's because you never thought she would kiss Sirius either!"

Laughing, we continued the game, Sirius spinning the bottle. It spun to a stop before Sophie, who looked up, her blue eyes wide.

"Me?" She asked softly.

Sirius grinned at her impishly. "Aw, come on, Soph! I don't bite! Unless you're into that sort of thing." He said, with a wink.

Now, that's an outright lie. When he's in his Animagus form, he loves to bite. I would know, I have the scars to prove it.

Sophie blushed, and said, "All right, Black, let's get this over with."

Sirius smirked. "Don't lie, you're looking forward to it, Roberts."

They aren't really on a surname-only basis, but I guess because of the situation, Sophie was trying to make it impersonal.

She slid over to where he was seated and tried to just give him a peck on the lips, but Sirius wasn't having any of that. He wrapped an arm around her waist and entangled the other in her hair. She struggled against him for a few seconds, but then, well, he's Sirius Black; she stopped fighting it.
They were full on snogging for a good minute, before we thought it was time to break it up.

Sophie took a deep breath, looking flustered. Her lips were swollen, her eyes bright, and her hair was dishevelled. She finally looked like the troublemaker everyone thought she was.

"Bloody hell, Roberts." Sirius whistled. "You're quite the snogger!"

She grinned up at him, with a sultry expression in her eyes, that I had never seen before. "You're not too bad yourself, Black."

Interrupting their little flirtfest, I said, "Yeah, yeah, you're both great snoggers. Whatever. Sophie, spin."

She looked away from Sirius and spun. It landed on Alice. They both grimaced, but took their shots, then pecked each other on the mouth.

Wiping her mouth, Sophie said, "No offense, Alice, but I definitely prefer Sirius."

Alice laughed. "Yeah, Frank's definitely better."

We laughed, and Alice spun the bottle. It landed on Frank.

Alice turned to Lily with puppy dog eyes. "Please, please, PLEASE let me kiss him?"

Lily smirked. "No can do, Al Pal! Not for the rest of the night!"

She pouted, then glared at Lily. "I hate you, Lily Evans Potter! I LOATHE you!"

Lily didn't seem bothered by this spurt of emotions, but asked, "Uh, Potter?"

I grinned, I had thought it was a nice touch, personally...

Alice saw my grin, and winked at me. "Eh, we all know it's going to happen."

Lily blushed, and we all laughed. I really liked the sound of that... Lily Potter, Mrs. James Potter, Lily Evans Potter... Yeah, I could get used to it.

"Respin, Alice." I told her.

She pouted, but obliged. Much to her dismay, it landed on Peter. "Great!" She stormed. "Frank gets replaced by Peter!"

"Er, you know I'm right here, Alice?" Peter squeaked.

Alice rolled her eyes. "Shut up, Peter."

Then grabbed him and gave him a light kiss. She mimed barfing later, but Peter didn't look too upset. I saw Frank glare at Peter over Alice's shoulder. Wormy's expression instantly sobered. Haha, wuss.

"Moving on." I ushered Peter to spin.

It landed on Frank.

"Oh, gross." Frank groaned.

This was going to do serious (no pun intended) damage to Pete's ego if people kept saying gross about him. I mean, I wouldn't want to snog him either, but still... Okay, so I totally don't blame them.

"OH MY MERLIN!" Sirius yelled.

We all looked at him in alarm. "Pads, what's wrong?"

"Oh, nothing." He said simply. "I just realized I hadn't said anything in a few minutes..."

I rolled me eyes. "I know. It was nice while it lasted."

He mock-glared at me, before taking comfort in Sophie, who was now sitting by him. Hm, wonder why?

Smirking, I moved past this. "Anywho, take your shots and swap spit!" I told Peter and Frank encouragingly.

They didn't look encouraged, but they did it, both of their faces twisted up in disgust.

"Yeah, yeah, you guys aren't gay. We get it." Sirius said impatiently. "Spin, Franky!"

Frank obliged, and it landed on Lana. Lana grinned, winking at Alice. Alice gave her the same hard look I had given Sirius when he kissed Lily. The message was clear: don't you dare!

Lana grinned and said, "Well, Frank, I think this would be a great time to tell the world that we've been secret lovers for a year!"

Everyone guffawed, but Alice said icily, "Just get it over with, Lana."

Lana couldn't keep the grin off her face when she swept in and gave Frank a kiss that lingered about five seconds longer than Alice wanted it to.

Unsurprisingly, Alice growled. Frank instantly moved away from Lana, giving her a look that said 'Are you trying to get me killed?'

Lana pouted. "No fun! I've had to kiss people that already have girlfriends! That's not nearly as fun when the girlfriends are actually around!"

Everyone laughed, knowing she was just joking. Mostly.

"Well, Lana, if it's any consolation, you might get Sirius or Remus next!" I said. I didn't even bother to include Peter; that wouldn't be consoling.

She grinned and spun that bottle. It landed on Remus.

"Ahaha! Did I call it or what?" I crowed.

Lana grinned at Remus, who blushed. It was pretty much the same scene as Sirius and Sophie: Remus tried to be polite and just do a swift peck, but Lana held him there. They made out for awhile, all of us pointedly looking away.

When we broke them up, they both grinned. Hm, there could be something there. After all, Remus had said he liked Lana.

Remus spun the bottle, and it landed on Sophie. They both gave quick pecks, just like we thought they would.

Sophie spun the bottle next, with Sirius looking on hopefully. Hm, she must be a really good snogger.

He got his wish.

"Ah, come here, love." Sirius said, trying to be suave.

Sophie grinned impishly, before leaning in to kiss him. They snogged for a few minutes, when I thought it'd be a good idea to break it up. Things were getting heated up.

They both pouted.

Laughing at their identical expressions, I said, "Sorry, sorry. Continue that when there isn't a whole party watching you."

They seemed okay with that, and Sirius spun. It landed on Sophie, making us all groan.

"Actually, Prongs, I think we'll continue it right now!" Sirius said, exultant.

They had just gotten warmed up, when I pulled them apart. "All right, time for bed! You two, opposite ends of the pallet!"

Sirius glared at me. "But Prongs, it's-"

"GOOD NIGHT, PADFOOT!" I yelled, turning the lights off with a wave of my wand.

"Prongs..." Sirius whined.

Smirking, I put a Shield Charm between him and Sophie, then stole his wand.

"Nighty night, Padsy." I teased.

He grumbled, but quickly fell into a drunken slumber.

Laughing, I said, "That's all for now, folks."

Everyone laughed with me, except Sophie who said, "Aw, but I was having fun."

Wow, so been awhile since I've updated right? I think it's been a good... year or so.

But yeah. This chapter has been written since the others, I've just been lazy about updating. My bad. I'll put the final chapter up, in like two seconds. It's already written too.

Okay, and I know I don't deserve anyone's notice after such a long hiatus, but I'd just like to let y'all know that I will be putting up a new story... sometime. I won't commit to a certain time, so y'all don't get mad, but yeah. I'm going to write it all ahead of time, so that there aren't these HUGE breaks in between chapters. So, put me on author alert so you can read that when I post it, please.

Oh and tell me what you think of this, please:)

Nikky