A/N I cringe reading these chapter titles.
Chapter 5?
Yay! Summer!-Tobi
We don't even go to school, why is this relevant?-Sasori
Because, it's so beautiful! Wouldn't you agree Deidara-senpai?-Tobi
Fuck off, yeah.-Deidara
Any have any paper?-Shikamaru
I do. What for?-Konan
Uh. Drawing. Definitely just coloring.-Shikamaru
Oh okay. I left some on the Table.-Konan
Thanks.-Shikamaru
Wonder why he wanted to color so badly?-Sasori
Probably nothing important. He definelty won't write a letter or anything. By the way, does someone have an envelope?-Shikamaru
I do.-Kakuzu
Oh thanks,.-Shikamaru
What'd ya send?-Hidan
A letter to my buddies at the Hidden Leaf. I told them to rescue me.-Shikamaru
YOU WHAT?!-Guy from Spongebob. I mean Leader
Quickly! We must switch bases.-Itachi
Which one do we go to?-Leader
Suna?-Sasori
Nah, too hot, un.-Deidara
Kiri?-Sasori
To wet. Yeah.-Deidara
Iwa?-Sasori
Hell no!-Deidara
Wave Country?-Sasori
We're there right now!-Leader
I know! What about the base near the Hidden Leaf?-Shikamaru
Brilliant! Pack up your stuff Akatsuki, we're leaving!-Leader
This Organization was a terrible idea. Their Leader is the dumbest one.-Once again, definitely not Madara.
Seriously, who the hell is that assbag?!-Hidan
No matter, we're leaving tomorrow at dawn!-Leader
That's not enough time to pack!-Konan
Of course it is woman! What do you need?-Leader
What did you call me, Nagato?-A very pissed of Paper Angel
Nothing my paper rose.-Leader
Hah! Whipped!-Kisame
Kill his fish Itachi.-Leader
With pleasure.-Itachi
Noooo!!!-Kisame
End
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