In the not-too-distant future...
"Double Trouble"
-ring, ring-
"Hello?"
"Hey, Jazz."
"Danny! You doing OK?"
"Yeah, nothing really big."
"Danny..."
"OK, nothing bigger than Skulker so far. Satisfied now?"
"I guess..."
"You alright?"
"Yeah, just a little homesick."
"So how's life at Northwestern?"
"It's pretty good. No major problems, but one of the teachers acts just like Mr. Lancer."
"One in every school?"
"You could say that."
"How's the roommate?"
"Lucy's great! She's a little...short-fused I guess, but she has a wicked sense of humor, and the best part is she's also studying to become a psychiatrist."
"-...-"
"Danny?"
"So what this means is that now, I'll have two amateur shrinks to analyze my every move?"
"You got that right, little bro."
"Oh, good grief..."
While the United Features Syndicate may hold the copyrights, Peanuts is the wonderful creation of the late, great Charles M. Schulz. Curse you, Red Baron...!