Knuckles and Shadow Chapter 6: What I like About Jews.
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"Ok , students, the holocaust was mainly pointed at Jews. True or False?" The teacher asked to his class.
"Anyone, now."
No one answered and Laterose was getting angry, since she was mostly answering the questions.
"It's False, Mr. Acosta." She replied with no interest, since she knew the answer.
"Can you please tell us who else was involved, Miss Laterose?"
"Gypsies, Handicaps, Catholics like me and other people who the Nazis saw as 'sub human'."
"Very good, Laterose. Now can someone other than Laterose tell me about the Jews?"
Shadow raises his hand and says,
"Jews have rabbis, and they're holy men, who can have kosher sex with their wife."
The class laughs and the teacher couldn't help but laugh a bit too. "Sure, sure. But that's still the wrong answer. Now can anyone tell me the real answer besides Laterose."
Knuckles then raises his hand up.
"Yes, Knuckles."
"Can we get this over with if I answer it right, Mr. Acosta?"
"Sure…"
"OK, The Jews were considered sub-human because of how they survived the great depression and how they had so much success and that they just had more money than the 'Aryans' did. So Hitler wanted to kill them, out of 'revenge' and Jealousy."
"Correct."
The bell rings and everyone scrambles out the door.
"OK, class dismissed."
They meet at the front doors and they see the same middle school girls they bump into about a week ago.
"Holy crap, its those sex-crazed school girls! They must be looking for Knux, you probably owe them that Blowjob, buddy!" Shadow slaps him in the back.
"HI KNUCKLES!" the girls sighed dreamily in unison.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Knuckles makes a run for it and Laterose shouts,
"Run, Knuckles, RUN!"
"I'M RUNNING!" Knuckles shouted as he ran for the hills. Laterose then elbows her hedgehog counterpart.
"So we going?"
"Yep, just as long as Knuckles comes back. You know, during history, since we were learning about Jews and stuff made me think, hell they take their suffering in strife."
"And…?" Laterose and Amy ask.
"HELLO, NEW SONG!"
Todd then pops up from a dumpster, then asking.
"Did I just hear new song?"
"TODD GO AWAY!" The girls shouted.
"FINE, UGH!" He then goes back in his dumpster like Oscar the grouch.
"Well, that settles Senor Nosey." Amy said, "Now you were saying about a new song?"
"Yeah, you know the theme to the song, What I like About You?"
"Yep."
"It goes along the lines, What I like about Jews."
"Hope nobody in the school gets offended."
"C'mon, Ames. I mean, Tails is jewish, he's gonna laugh his ass off to this!"
"Maybe." Amy thought.
"Dunno for sure, nene." Laterose said.
Shadow shrugs and they head for Knuckles's house, where they bump into Locke once again, who was acting strange today. He was in a wheelchair and he was in veteran attire.
(A/N: Like the Vietnam vets.)
"Hello ladies."
"HI Locke!" The girls chirped and Shadow says,
"Sir, I'm not a girl."
"Well, girls, I'll see you later. I have to go meet my war vet buddies and we'll be talking about the good ol' days of the Mobinam War."
(A/N: Kinda like the Mobius Version of the Vietnam war.)
"Um, sure Locke. Have fun!" Amy said.
"See you later, girls."
Shadow then says,
"I'M NOT A GIRL!"
Locke smiles as Amy rolls Locke to the door, where he goes out and keeps wheeling out to the sidewalk and so on.
"How does Locke confuse me for some girl? He's not even that old!"
"Dunno, Julie-Su told me that Locke had his 'days'."
"Hmm…whatever. Where's Knuckles when we—"
Then Knuckles enters the house, trying to catch his breath and Julie-Su behind him.
"Phew, got, away, from….the…dumb…little…slutty…girls."
He then falls on the ground and Julie-Su reaches them.
"Hi guys! Um, Knuckles?"
She looks at Shadow and the others.
"He fainted." They all said in unison.
"I got an idea." Shadow said with s sinister voice. He goes in the kitchen and grabs a pot, filling it with super cold water. He then goes to Knuckles and dunks the water on the echidna.
"WAKEY, WAKEY!"
"AHHHH! JEEZ!"
"At least your awake, Knucklehead."
"Ugh, fine. "
"Or as the Jews say, Oy!"
Knuckles groans and he gets up. They get into their homework and when they were done, they then hear the doorbell ring.
Knuckles goes up the stairs of his basement and he sees a Mailman.
"Package for Echidna, Knuckles T?"
"Uhh, that's me."
"Sign here."
Knuckles signs and he takes a yellow and baby blue box down with him to the basement. He puts it on his couch and he gets in the studio.
"OK, Ready?"
They then hear ruffling. But they ignore it and Julie-Su plays the keyboards.
"OK, GUYS! LETS GO!"
3…2..1..GO!
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Oy, Oy Vey
Oy, Oy Vey
What I like about Jews
They're real cool guys
Abused by the Romans and Germans but they took it in stride
They have big noses and they have big ears
They get allergies 9 months out of the year but that's cool
Its what I like about Jews
What I like about Jews
They're circumcised
If you wanna to buy a big TV they'll get it at a real good price
They say things like 'I'm so ferclempt I could plotz'
And they don't really like to eat hot dogs, I don't too
Its what I like about Jews
What I like about Jews
What I like about Jews
What I like about Jews
Is their Rabbis!
They can be holy men and still have kosher sex with their wives
Boys get bar mitzvahs when they reach 13 years
They cant marry Christians and cant marry queers, that's the rules
Its what I like about Jews.
What I like about Jews
What I like about Jews
Oy, Oy vey
Oy Oy Oy Oy
Oy Vey
Oy Oy Oy Oy
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"Ok, we're done for this week. I think I'm having a writer's block."
"Yeah, me too."
"AHA!" Todd pops out of the box and the girls jumped while the guys' hair stuck up.
"HA! I GOT TO HEAR THE NEW SINGLE AND GOT IT ALL ON TAPE!"
"GOD, Senor Nosey!"
"CAN'T CATCH ME!"
Todd runs and he takes the tape with him. Shadow and Knuckles didn't care.
"Guys! You let him get away!" Amy complained.
"Actually," Knuckles said,
"He's our ticket to stardom and more popularity!" Shadow helped.
"BUT YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY POPULAR!"
"Hello! Youtube! Internet! I mean c'mon, think!"
"Ugh, we don't feel like thinking, Sombra" Laterose sighed in tiredness and both girls fall on the couch.
"Christ." Both guys replied. They then hear the door open and Locke shouts,
"Hello girls!"
"WE'RE NOT GIRLS" Both Shadow and Knuckles shouted. They then hear snickers and they came from elderly echidna.
"Oh, Christ!"
Sorry for the long wait! But here we go! Chapter 7 coming at cha! Only 3 more to go!