"and when the icebox melted, the sandwiches were never really a salty surprise"

Vlad tepig (3088-1200)

As we entered moe-burg, my supper sand glowd (supper sand is different from super sand) we were near it. what were we near? it. we hat notised that Chadley had-ley made-ley a-ley fortress-ley quick. the walls were locked tighter than the anus of a scorpion. and the walls were more sold than wallmart. and the guards were more dilligent than a pickle, if a pickle were green. so we had to come up with a plan that we must keep secret. such secret that we're switching perspective from first person to 3rd person limited until it works. let me introduce you to the Narratoryor pro tempora. don't worry he's not fried. his name is سرطان الاغ. and if you can read that, fuck you (gently). so سرطان الاغ is taking over now. i'll see you guys later. Ok,

so they're dressed like Ficksahneflecken, which is a very classy word in german. if you don't believe me you can go look it up yourself. go ahaed. don't wory. i'll wait. space it after the first E… It wasn't something classy? thats what they call misdirection folks. the stuff of comedy. are your sides not splitting like a hot dog ina lumber mill? no? Someone should fire the writer.

anyway, Orangesaft approaches the gourd and asks to enter. the pumpkin doesn't respond. so he approaches the Guard and asks to enter with his Consortium. the guard says yes, i'm assuming. i can't actually hear them (hence 3rd person Limited) and to show his graditute, orangesaft removes the guard's brain tumor with an icepick. its a wonderful world we live in. Such niceness. anyway it appears Gooby and Candi want me to return the Pov to Orangesaft. سرطان الاغ is out. Peace!

we ditched our kawai costumes for Sugoi battle time armor formation. while we were doing that, a strange cat thing approaced us and asked if we wanted to make a contract. Gooby asked where he studied law b/c gooby is a Yale graduate (don't worry, this was all wel explained in the last chapter). The cat said it wasn't that kind of contract. so we chased the heretic out of town. the people were safe.

"now it is our turn to tyranize the people of Moeburg!" i said

"Orange Kun N0!" Inge said. and she hit me. i was myself not being.

"its the power of pantene! its changing me. chad will know what todo about removing it"

and then it dawnt upon i that chads desires and pantene made him crazy. he didn't need Majik. he needed a hug Waffle.

"to chadsworth!" i Claimexed. so we entered his castle, unaware of the challenges ahaed. the first floor, we came accross a man made of jelly. he was one of chad's generals. and he jiggled (erotically)

"you must guess what i am thinking. if you can, you may pass. you have as many guesses as you have party members. you each get a guess. what thinks me in me own hed?" he said.

"pancakes." i said.

"a really cool hat" Ingebord said

"Gray's missing nipples"Candi said "

You're all as worng as Pico is a girl." the general said. and i had war flashbacks.

"its upto you Gooby" we said in unison. and the strange coincidence of us speaking together with the same thing had awoken something within gooby. he glowed and realized his potential.

inga said "it cannot be! he has reached his potential. his psykick power is forming." He was becoming the team's gay esper. and he had a shocked look upon his face. his head was covered with a cat pokemon hat. it looked like a pokemon which is popular on the internet. i can't remember its name. then gooby smiled and looked at the general and said

"your thinking about the boner you hope none would notice" The general (who was blue) blushed yellow and was embarrassed about his obvious erection which stuck out like a teenage girl's ass at a school dance. he was defeated. to next genera.l we ran to the next room where a nekolady whom was barefoot stood.

"i am Madoka. look at my boots. can you even comprehend these boots?" before i could say anything gooby broke in adn said

"i see em" and Madoka's kokoro went doki doki for our gay esper who was not actually gay. gooby was swoon for this woman too. it was true love.

"go to her" i said to Gooby. and he did. we let gooby enjoy time with his Love. i was envious cuz inga isn't very open about us (inga and i are canon) as we reached the next room. a boat was there. we got on it. it was nice. the boat was smooth. nice was the boat. nice boat. once we crossed the lake a staircase was leading to the nekst floor. Chad. before climbing inga said something.

"i see the words"

"say them" candi said. "and you will be a mewsical girl.

"Pi piru piru pi piru pi Mew mew syle mew mew grace mew mew power in youre face" and she transformed. you get no details so you can't fap.

"ready we are" we ran upstairs and came accross chad.

"chad, we has come for the helping of you~" i said while holding a squiggley line i picked up. who leaves a perfectly good squiggley line Just lieing somewhere?

"welcome to die" chad said. then an epik battle ensued. you should've been there. it was awesome! chad was on teh floor in pain. Candi was at his side. she was tending his wounds. "i din't want it to be forbidden" chad said as he returned the felt. we didt it. but ifelt bad.

"we are youre friends now. were nakama" inga and i siad in unison. but our friendly solace was short. a thunderous voice was heard

"WEAKLING!" the voice said

"ohno" Chad said "he knows"

"who knows?" gooby said who returned after we beat chad.

"my father, he wanted me to use the fabrik to become a level 100 warlock so i could take down the Axe sculpture MMO and then the world after obtaining my powers inreal life. the felt was the final key if it werent for you meddling kids. now he will destroy us all, and its all my fault."

his father floated over the horizon. he was a giant scrotum. just the scrotum. no testacles or anything else. let me be absolutely clear about this. no testes. he was angry. his out of place face showed it.

"Son, i am dissappoint. you have crumpled our plans. your of no use to me anymore." thae scrotum said.

"we can't do it were screwed." chad said.

"dont say that." i said. "if you cant believe in yourself, believe in the me that believes in inga who believes in candi who believes in all of us who believe in you!" i said.

"do you really mean it?"

"believe it."

after those words, we channeled our spirit animals. our focus grew more and more. we found it. our spirit animal. Giant robots. we boarded our individual ones. our friends stood by and watched with hopeful eyes hoping for our winning. We lunged at our opponent in our bots, using the half drill fist. but it didn't work. we were sent back in pain. he laughed at us. he spun around in delight. then it dawned upon us. he had two faces.

"who do you think you are having two face!?" i bellowed. "we can have two faces too!" i grabbed chad's robot and relized something. we must try to combine. i tried our drill halves, and it worked. our robots rearranged into an ultimate super mech. we had formed Phallus Maximus. It had one big drill. we raised it and said in unison

"our drill shall pierce the heavens!"

"ill destroy you!" said chad's dad

"you dont have the balls" and we proceeded to lunge at hime with our drills. it pierced his flesh. it tore it completely into a bloody mess. we were safe to fight another day.

It was party time at chads former place of evildoing. gooby and Madoka were going at it hardcore in the Janitor's closet. we ignored. the Jiggling general of jelly was there, half of my class was there. a truancy officer was trying to crash the party but the power of pantene did him in. chad and Candi were cuddling on the couch. i thing Chad copped a feel (on a vending machine) Gerome made it to the party and had made a full recovery. Lucy was there too with harold on a leash. Snoop cosby was watching this gathering with a big bird flipped at our general vicinity. i was jsut sitting in the corner hoping senpai would notice me.

"hey Orangesaft"

"Inga! :)" i said with an emoji.

"there's a surprise outside" We went outside to find a pool filled with lingonberry jam.

"but… why?"

"isn't lingonberry jam youre favorite? thats why i always had my face down in it. i wanted to find the best for you."

"oh yeah, i forgot that it was my favorite" i was happy senpai remembered. "i'd do it for my boyfriend." then she kissed me and held me there but also leading me to the pool of jam. first inga and i jumped in. then the rest did like lemmings. and everything was amazing in the most amazing way. everything was alright to be.

the end

see you around space cowboy.