Calvin and Hobbes spent two days setting up the plan and getting really freaked out. "Are you sure, Calvin?" asked Hobbes, just about to go into action figure style. Calvin nodded. "Okay," said Hobbes. "Just seeing if you've changed your mind." They then went into the plan.
Step 1-10, Eliminating Mom: Calvin placed dormant Hobbes to the side of the hallway, and said "Don't worry, after step 1, you can be active." Then he snuck into one of the kitchen cupboards(due to being very small for his age), and when his mom walked past,started whispering "Splish, splash, sploosh, Fwoosh."Almost immediately, his Mom abruptly stood up, and raced to the bathroom. Calvin carefully got up, took his mom's phone, and put an automatic locking device on the bathroom door. In 15 seconds, the bathroom door would be locked. He smiled. He could imagine his Mom's face. Quickly he got together the supplies, grabbed Hobbes, emptied the cookie jar into his new Bionipac! Not to mention half the food in the fridge, and was halfway out the door, when he heard"CALVIN! OPEN THIS DOOR!" Calvin smiled, and slipped silently out the door.