Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits basket, Natsuki Takaya does. If I did they would all eat pancakes while crying about Kisa getting an afro.
50 Ways To Annoy Yuki Sohma
1. Surround his room in mouse traps before he wakes up
2. Paint his room like a castle and write 'Prince Yuki's Quarters' on his door
3. Die his hair orange like Kyo
4. Tell Haru Yuki wants to confess his love
5. Tie him to Akito
6. Handcuff him to Kyo
7. Sell his things to his fan club
8. Tie him to a chair at school
9. Let his fan club poke him, while he's tied to the chair, for 200 yen
10. Don't give him any of the money
11. Replace his text books with Shigure's 'novels'
12. Pronounce his name 'Yucky'
13. Change him into a rat and sell him to a little girl
14. Change him into a rat while in the pet store and leave him there
15. Make him watch 'Twilight' with Ayame
16. Lock him in a dark room
17. Mistake him for Ayame
18. Pants him
19. Say you were just trying to make sure he was a guy
20. Let Ayame re-do his wardrobe
21. Sign him up for cheerleading
22. Squeak every time he walks by
23. Scream: "Run for your life Yuki, it's a cat!", and point at Kyo
24. Put his bed in Shigure's room
25. Tell Ayame that Yuki wants to live with him
26. Move all his stuff into Ayame's house
27. Lock him in Ayame's house
28. Only let him out if he agrees to 'Sign all of his fan clubs backpacks.'
29. Bedazzle his homework
30. Buy him a pet cat for his birthday
31. Make sure the cat is orange
32. Name the cat Kyo
33. Make sure the cat doesn't like anybody
34. Lock him in a rat cage
35. Ask him if you can use him for your science project
36. When he asks why him, reply: "Well all great scientists use lab rats, of course!"
37. Tell him he should dress up as a girl so his fan club would leave him alone
38. Then tell him: "Anyway, it wouldn't be hard for you. All you must do is wear a skirt and stuff a bra"
39. Send him to a modeling company
40. Send all the pictures to the Sohma's
41. Push him into Kyo so they kiss
42. Hypnotize him so he thinks he is gay and in love with Shigure
43. Video tape it
44. Send it to all the Sohma's
45. Send it to his fan club
46. Put it on
47. Email it to him
48. Change him into a rat and release him in a restaurant kitchen
49. Call him 'Templeton' form 'Charlottes web"
50. Sing him the Barbie song
Author's Note: Yes I do like Yuki… Dedicated to - Kari Sohma! Thanks for reading, feel free to request a person!