Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: You boys are incorrigible. Based off CP Coulters 'Dalton'.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Rane, Evira, Wevid
A/N: I apologize for the gap but I suffered writers block like you wouldn't believe. More like writers everest. But finally some inspiration! R&R.
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch
Topic: I can't believe you two.
Duchess: Thanks again Tweedles for invading my movie-thon with Logan.
TweedleEth: You're welcome!
Alice: Guys, that was sarcasm.
TweedleEv: She's still welcome.
TweedleEth: Yes very welcome.
TweedleEv: to come over.
TweedleEth: Day or Night.
TweedleEv: We'll leave the window unlocked.
TweedleEth: you can climb up the tree outside it.
TweedleEv: Feel free to do so tonight!
Duchess: How about no.
- WhiteRabbit and Dormouse have just signed in -
tweedles: awe u.u
WhiteRabbit: Still pissed?
Duchess: YES!
Dormouse: are they still acting as though you've accepted their apology?
Duchess: refer to my last comment.
Alice: I know it was bad of them to break into your house but it's kinda cute that they missed you.
Duchess: We spent that entire day together. Why couldn't they have invaded during our Musical-thon?
- MarchHare and MadHatter have just signed in -
TweedleEth: because.
WhiteRabbit: care to elaborate?
TweedleEv: Alice said if we ruined their fun he would never give us any more cookies
TweedleEth: and that would be a bad thing O_O
TweedleEv: awful really.
MarchHare: What's awful is that right after he told you that you came into our room and stole our batch.
MadHatter: Yeah man it took us three hours to get Kurt to make us more.
Alice: I was busy!
MarchHare: yeah attacking Blaine's face!
Dormouse: o.o
MadHatter: Reed, you do not have the right to act naive anymore!
Duchess: Don't yell at My Darling!
MadHatter: or what?
Duchess: or I show you why I have three MVP trophies for baseball.
MarchHare: Tell me you were equipment manager.
Duchess: Never missed a hit.
Dormouse: she showed us a tape of an old game, she's awesome.
Duchess: thank you darling!
Alice: didn't you say your ex called you 'Homerun Honey'?
tweedles: her what?
Duchess: KURT!
TweedleEth: you have an ex?
MarchHare: guys she probably has several.
TweedleEv: D:!
Duchess: Shut. Up. Wesley!
MadHatter: That was a compliment.
Duchess: Blaine?
WhiteRabbit: Yeah?
Duchess: Hit them. With the heaviest text book you have.
WhiteRabbit: will algebra do?
Duchess: yes.
MarchHare: Excuse me while I lock the door.
WhiteRabbit: Tweedles please unlock the door.
MadHatter: NOMANDON'TDOIT!
tweedles: ~really very sad~
Duchess: Oh will you two get over it, yes I have dated others in the past. But only one boyfriend and its long over. and WAY past forgotten.
TweedleEth: Was he rude to you, Duchess?
TweedleEv: Whats his name and social insurance number?
Alice: dear gaga...
Dormouse: Don't tell them.
Duchess: I don't plan to.
MarchHare: woah, I didn't know they invaded your sleepover.
MadHatter: was it awesome Kurt?
Alice: they invaded the Logan one not ours.
Duchess: And it was rude.
WhiteRabbit: but it's cute that they missed you.
Duchess: That is what Kurt said.
Dormouse: almost exactly xP
MarchHare: ~rainbow vomit~
MadHatter: ~coughs up a bunny~
WhiteRabbit: Really guys?
Duchess: Kurt you left that Hermes scarf at my house btw.
Alice: What!
Duchess: It's still in my room on the bedpost.
WhiteRabbit: 0-0
MarchHare: Tweedles I think its a good thing you didn't crash their sleepover.
Dormouse: ~uncomfortable~
Duchess: wow guys just...~facepalm~
TweedleEth: Duchess would never.
TweedleEv: Yes. She prefers blondes :(
MadHatter: ! Details. Now.
Dormouse: Kira what are they talking about.
WhiteRabbit: footnotes will suffice.
Duchess: Logan and I watched movies in the living room and it was cold the end.
MarchHare: Cold.
Duchess: Yes.
MadHatter: Cold like: 'he went and found you a blanket'?
TweedleEth: No. cold like: 'He had his arms around her and her head was on his chest.'
TweedleEv: They were asleep when we walked in.
WhiteRabbit: I...wh...I...
Alice: Breathe, Blaine.
WhiteRabbit: you knew about this?
Alice: of course.
Duchess: He's my gay husband.
TweedleEth: and we are uncared for
Duchess: !
TweedleEv: Green eyes are better then Blue.
TweedleEth: so we understand.
Duchess: No you don't.
tweedles: we are going to watch a movie now.
- TweedleEth, TweedleEv and tweedles have signed out -
Duchess: Blaine
WhiteRabbit: Yeah?
Duchess: Tell Hansel that if he notices someone creeping, ignore it.
Alice: That's trespassing.
Duchess: I have a set of beautiful twins mad at me. What would you do?
Alice: I'll let Han know.
- Duchess has signed out -
Dormouse: Oh I have to go. I have to be up early again.
MarchHare: to call Shane..
Alice: HUSH YOU!
- Dormouse has signed out -
WhiteRabbit: Okay, now tell us what happened at the Logan night.
Alice: Blaine!
MarchHare: Everything you know.
Alice: Wesley!
MadHatter: Start from the beginning.
Alice: David? Urg fine!
MarchHare: Well?
Alice: She made him dinner?
MadHatter: Continue.
Alice: Salmon, rice and a spinach salad and then they argued over movies, she claims she lost spectacularily, and they moved to the living room.
WhiteRabbit: Where she apparently got cold.
Alice: Yup and kept it to herself.
MarchHare: If she kept it to herself then..
MadHatter: Tell me you're joking.
Alice: Nope, He saw her shiver and then pulled her close.
WhiteRabbit: ...
Alice: she said it was like a reflex.
MadHatter: reflex.
MarchHare: probably from the Blaine days.
WhiteRabbit: I suggest you prop something up against your door.
MadHatter: Why?
Alice: give you more time to hop out the window when he comes to get you.
MarchHare: O_O good night!
MadHatter: yeah bye!
- MarchHare and MadHatter have signed out -
Alice: So you've always been a cuddler.
WhiteRabbit: Let's not speak about this.
Alice: But I'm cold. :(
WhiteRabbit: I'll put a movie in.
Alice: :D Disney?
WhiteRabbit: Who are you talking to?
Alice: Be right there.
WhiteRabbit: I'm impatient already.
- Alice has signed out -
A/N: I know it's really short but this is what I got. Not that anyone really cares if I update. Cause it's been so long since I have that you've probably moved onto better things [Which you should so send me a link to]. Let me know what you think and if there are any ideas you want to float my way it would be much appreciated so PM me! Reviews are lovely, lovely Klainebows!