Hello to those who spend their time reading my sister's fanfics. I am Jasper Dragonfly. But you can call me Amy.

1: Why are you wasting time telling them who you are?

Because.

1: That's not an answer you know.

Be quiet or I'll make you sleep in the hall tonight!
So you guys know, I won't be doing any of the requests you send in. That's my sister's job.

Vocaloids

"So, they're not real?" 5 asked as he stared at Amy's laptop.

"Yep. They're holographic programs that are projected onto the stage by computers." Amy said, replaying the video of Hatsune Miku performing live in Tokyo.

"Wait. They're machines!" 1 yelled, jumping away from the computer.

"Uh, no. They're made by machines, but they're not machine themselves." Amy said, playing a video of Len and Rin Kagamine.

"Amy, are they broken? Because I don't understand anything they're saying." 5 said, staring intently at Rin.

'I hate it when I show them something new.' Amy thought as she began to explain that they were speaking Japanese not English.

Nerf

Nine small doll-like creatures sat on the railing of the stairs that led down to the first floor of the house they were in while two seventeen year old girls and their fifteen year old brother chased each other around the hallway with plastic guns that shot small foam darts.

"I don't see the point in this pointless game of theirs." 1 said, leaning against the wall.

"Come on 1, they're just having fun." 7 said.

"GRENADE!" Amy suddenly screamed as a round, green ball flew out of one of the rooms.

"It didn't go off!" Mike yelled out of a different room.

After a few minutes of threats from the teens, the Stitchpunks started to talk amongst themselves. At least until some one yelled at them.

"6! Look out!" Caitlin yelled.

The other Stitchpunks looked up just in time to see 6 get hit with a dart and fall off the railing and onto the stairs.

"6!" They yelled, quickly looking over the railing.

When they looked over, they saw that 6 was sitting on the stairs drawing on the small orange dart.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief as Amy went down stairs to make sure that 6 was okay.

789

It was a beautiful and very (x 10) hot day, and everyone was inside watching some TV to escape the heat.

Amy was sitting at one corner of the couch with 6 and 7 on her shoulders, Caitlin was sitting at the other end with the twins, 1 and 8 were on the back of the couch, and Mike, 5, 2, and 9 were sitting in the chair watching Mike play his DS.

It was all very peaceful. At least until the teenagers dad came in.

He was looking for something on one of the bookcases and didn't say anything until the movie the twelve of them were watching had finished.

"Hey, do you guys want to hear a joke?" Their dad asked.

"Sure, why not?" Caitlin answered.

"Okay. Why was 6 afraid of 7?" He asked as everyone's eyes went wide. (Horror for the teenagers, confusion for the Stitchpunks)

"Because 7, 8, 9." He finished as he left the room.

Everyone, humans and Stitchpunks, were frozen in fear and confusion.

Then, 6 quickly ran across the couch and hid behind Caitlin, 9 looked over at 7, who was completely unsure of how to react to this little 'joke'.

To say the least, it took the rest of the day to calm everyone down again. But it took about a week before 6 would even get within 3ft of 7.

Vocaloids: My favorite one is Len.

Nerf: Yeah, I think 6 would actually do that.

789: Well, I always wondered how they would react to that one.

Well, what do you think?

1: I think it sucks. You only wrote three of them.

No body asked you. And it took me forever to think of something good.

Anyway, please review.