Ok, this is a really pointless update, but seeing as the story Collaborate isn't updating I'll step in to alert people. Now, I don't actually have a Facebook, but I am updated on the inner workings of our favorite operation besides Operation: Impending II, Operation: Head Pigeons.

Courtesy of I Sit On Tables, a new DVD might be released February of this year called Operation: Doom (yes, I saw it coming too). If enough people buy it, the show will be renewed for two seasons. Yes, we might have a chance at getting our Invader Dib movie. AND I CAN FINALLY STOP WRITING IT! I mean…I wouldn't have the urge to continue. Or I'd work double time to finish it before the actual thing came out. Then again, I'd probably have a little over two years to…never mind. I'm going off on a tangent.

On top of that, I have heard that there will be another raid on Nickelodeon in March. I don't really know how accurate this rumor is, but I thought I should make you aware of another possible raid. Besides, don't you find it funny to piss off a kids' cartoon network?

On the subject of Invader Dib, I have decided upon the final plotline and events that take place.

As you know, Zim has already left Conventia following the orders of his Tallest. Of course, he's not returning to Earth. Instead, he tracks down the Massive so he can help rescue Tenn and act as a "secret agent" of some sort. Dib, who has been abducted by the Resisty, agrees to help them reclaim the enslaved planets. Sometime later, the Resisty, assisted by the Meekrob, declare war on the Irkens. All Invaders fight for their planet alongside soldiers of the Irken Elite and Tak. Skoodge successfully rescues Tenn and they run into GIR. They make their getaway with other Irken civilians as the Irken Empire falls.

Meanwhile, Zim is taken aboard the Massive to be punished by the Tallest for starting the war in the first place. As they are about to declare the punishment, they are discovered to be frauds (either an OC or Table Headed Service Drone Bob will reveal their secret). Zim, oblivious to everything around him, leaves the Massive once he spots Dib's ship (Tak's Spittle Runner) flying by the Massive and a typical Invader Zim-style chase occurs through an asteroid belt/field.

Dib distracts Zim and causes him to crash land on an asteroid. After about an hour of unconsciousness, a cloaked figure approaches Zim, telling him to get up and continue fighting. For once in his life, Zim listens to the figure and leaves quickly. This is where the ending begins and can go in two different directions.

Once again, he loses the fight to Dib and crashes on an asteroid once more. This time, Dib and the Resisty land on the asteroid and make Zim watch as his planet goes up in flames. They tell him that this is the same as when the Irken Armada took over each of their own planets and want to see at least one Irken suffer as they had. Zim's obliviousness finally begins to crack, but still supports his empire. Dib begins to empathize with Zim, knowing the feeling of dread about having your own planet taken from you, and doesn't believe that Zim deserves this.

Lard Nar, recognizing Zim as the one who was responsible for the death of Almighty Tallest Miyuki, grows angry with him and gives Dib the choice to kill Zim. Dib tries to talk the other members out of it, but they all back Lard Nar, claiming that Zim is too much of a hazard and a burden to be kept alive. Dib refuses to anyway and Lard Nar takes the opportunity to. Before he can fire his weapon, Zim asks Dib to kill him, claiming he'd rather have him do it than Lard Nar. Finally agreeing, Dib kills Zim and is named Ambassador of Meekrob. The Irken Empire falls and the Irkens are strictly limited to living on Irk, Foodcourtia, Conventia, Judgementia, and Devastis since they were under Irken rule before any of the operations were started.

The story ends with Tenn and Skoodge safely on Earth with GIR, Minimoose, and the Computer. Along the way, GIR has constantly blabbed on about his Master, forcing Tenn to hit him over the head in order to make him shut up. He wakes up in the base and asks about his Master once again. The Computer breaks the news of his death and GIR cries his eyes out. Tenn gives him a taco to shut him up and has him watch the Angry Monkey Show. All in all, nobody really misses Zim all that much, the enslaved planets are returned to their former glory, and Dib carries out his dreams. Yet, he still feels guilt about Zim.

I feel like this would be the official ending, as to not keep the series going, but it's the more morbid, un-kid-friendly version. Then again, I think Jet died in Avatar so as long as there's no blood, I think it's ok. Yeah, for authenticity, I'm abiding as much as I can to the Nick rules of 2001-2002.

Zim succeeds in capturing Dib and the Irken Armada defeats the Resisty. Zim takes Dib back to Irk with him, where he is declared Almighty Smallest with Skoodge as a co-ruler (like Red and Purple). Red and Purple and forced to obey Zim as well as every other Irken in the universe. This pretty much spells doom for the Irken Empire, but Skoodge makes sure Zim's hazardous nature is somewhat contained.

Meawhile, Zim randomly launches Dib into space where he crash lands on Saturn. With help of a few aliens, he repairs the ship and sets out for Meekrob after contacting his father. He is declared Ambassador of Meekrob despite his failure, and helps the Meekrob and the Resisty regain their strength where the battle can begin once more, as well as the constant rivalry of Zim and Dib.

I have less to say about this ending since it's short, straight forward, and there's less content to write about. So far, this is pointing towards the alternate ending to Invader Dib.

I want to apologize to Zim's-Best-Friend. I didn't realize that you had started a finale adaptation, or how similar the events are. I didn't mean to copy your work. I'm sorry.

So, that's all I have to say tonight. The poll is now closed and the winner is: Option 1. I know quite a few people voted for an Irken victory, but the original choice was Option 1. I combined the votes for Resisty victory with the original choice votes and it beat out the Irkens. Yes, I did take your reviews into account and I'm so happy you gave a crap about the novelization. So, thanks.

I want to give a special thanks to randomperson (anonymous), Galaxina-the-Seedrian, CloudCuckooSquirrel, EmoEccentrica, InvaderPniOMG (anonymous), avatar2012, Lady Person (anonymous), and Invaderpixel (anonymous) for being the first ones to review and the ones who forced-I mean inspired me to write out Invader Dib as a full-fledged fanfiction rather than bug everyone with teaser trailers. I also thank all of the other people out there who have reviewed any previous chapter to this nonsensical collection of random crap from my mind. You guys also pushed me for a story, so I hope you're happy! Well, this is the end of the collection of trailers. I'll list it as Complete for now, but I may return to it one day for one last trailer. This, in itself, is highly unlikely. I bid you all good bye as I step back into the portal to the world of Invader Dib. The fight rages on, and I have to be there to write it down.

~Sorida, MaSa Co.