Horrays for ANOTHER system I discovered! FANFICTION, Y U NO TELL ME THERE WAS A COPY-N-PASTE THING?!

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"Hey Zim!" Makinzie said as she sat down.

Zim looked up from his 'food,' which he had been picking at. "Hello Makinzie, or should I call you Zie?"

Makinzie looked around, nervous. "What are you talking about?" she asked.

"There's no need to play dumb. I know all about you now, thanks to the Tallest."

Makinzie tilted her head in confusion. "The Tallest talked to you? And they gave you GOOD information?" she asked, surprised.

"Yes Moosebrain." Zim said. "The Tallest told me about your past, and why you're here."

"Really?" The female Irken asked with big eyes. "Do tell!"

Zim cleared his throat. "It was a cold, dark day 15 Irken years ago when you were born. The Tallest then knew you would be trouble, and they were right. You caused havoc wherever you went, even destroying Irk a few times. You were a Defective, and they knew it. They were going to put you on trial, but they had a better idea. Send you to this filthy mudball as exile. I knew you would be as troublesome as the Dib-human when you walked through the classroom doors, but never in all of my training would i have known what you were capable of that much damage and this much trouble."

For awhile, Makinzie just stood there with big eyes, staring at Zim. Zim thought either he was right, or he was right.

Then she started to laugh.

"What's so funny?! The mighty ZIM demands to know!" Zim demanded.

Makinzie took a deep breath, but kept giggling through her explaination.

"That isn't my past!" she said. "It's yours! Well, I was exiled, but I never destroyed Irk!"

Now it was Zim's turn to be surprised. "What do you mean?" he asked, not believing this female's story for a second.

Makinzie looked left to right, then told him everything in a low voice. All she knew was that this was a fake mission set up by the Tallest themselves, and that they never believed Zim would be an Invader if their lives depended on it.

Zim's antenae wilted, and his look of determination turned to a look of faint disbelief. He stared at the slop on his tray, then at the Irken who had told him the truth. Should he trust her, or should he continue his mission? He didn't know.

Makinzie, sensing his sadness, patted his shoulder. "It's okay." she said in a soothing voice. Her touch was comforting, and for once Zim accepted physical contact. "You know, I have a plan that will prove to the Tallest that we're both great Invaders!" she said cheerfully.

Zim didn't look up from the table. He simply nodded. Makinzie smiled, then whispered the plan into his ear. Zim's expression changed quickly, as his interest was growing with each word. And when she got to what they'd do with the humans, his closed mouth sprouted into an evil smile.

"So is it a plan?" the girl asked, holding out her hand.

Zim looked at the girl, then thought about the Tallest. What would they say? He'd probably get his PAK removed for what he was thinking.

Wait... Zim thought. He smiled evilly again, shaking the fellow Irken's hand.

I don't have leaders anymore.

I'm my own leader.

Yeah! New chapters with secrets revealed! Zim's taking the news rather well, don'tcha think? And now both girls and their boys have a plan! But what will come from it? As i said several times before, DON'T BE LAZY ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS! You'll see next chapter!