A/N: These are not my characters, and this isn't entirely my plot. I own nothing, just enjoy a bad ass Jake. Sorry for the wait, but I had computer problems, and some laziness. You know life gets in the way.

Chapter 6 "Second Chance"

(Following day)

EPOV

I couldn't sleep all night. I continuously tossed and turned with thoughts of Bella. Just to think in a few short minutes she will be back in my arms, actually she was never really there to begin with but you catch my drift. Jake actually pulled this shit off. I can't fucking believe it. I've got to thank him, and what better way to thank him then by letting him be my best man at our wedding. Shit, there I go again, getting ahead of myself. I can't fucking help it though Bella is finally going to be mine. When she called me last night she was outraged. She told me all about her date from hell she was furious and needed a shoulder to cry on, so I was there. After our talk she said she needed to discuss something with me in person, so I suggested we meet for brunch, so here I am picking at my bread roll, anxiously awaiting her arrival.

"Hey stranger, sorry I'm late but my sister is having a crisis, she's getting married soon and I'm her maid of honor. I've been caught up doing maid-of-honor duties." She rolled her eyes and pulled back her chair and took her seat, clearly annoyed that she had bridezilla for a sister.

"It's okay, I'm just glad you called." I said smiling at her as she gave her meal order to the waiter.

"So anyways, the reason I called is because I wanted to say I was sorry for the other night,-"

"I was stupid, I was stupid." I added cutting her off wanting to explain myself. "It's just I've never gone this far with a girl, um I mean emotionally, and I just lost it.-"

"Slow down, listen you don't need to apologize, I was wrong, stupid and harsh, and I'm sorry." She smiled at me genuinely and continued, "Last night, I went out with a real asshole, and it just made me realize that guys like you are so rare." I couldn't believe that this was it, she finally opened her eyes to what was right in front of her all along. I couldn't help but smile at her with the biggest grin of my life. I feel ecstatic and I just want to jump across the table and kiss her. But I won't because it'll probably scare the shit out of her.

"But I also realized how few guys I've dated, how few guys I've actually gone out with, like none. I need to date and you need to date, other people. What I'm trying to say is- I want to start over but as friends first, be friends because I like you but as my friend."

And just like that she busted my bubble. I just sat there dumbfounded, with my mouth gaping open. No words escaped my lips, I just stared at her, while she stared back. She obviously had no clue how much this was killing me. This is so not how I saw today going, shit!

"Start over, as friends first, like Harry and Sally?" I said laughing even though I'm dying inside, but I can't let her know that. Then she put her finger up correcting my past phrase, "Uh, I think the point of that movie is that men and women can't just be friends."

"No no no it means they can be friends, even date other people, as long as they end up together in the end, right? As long as they end up together?" I questioned unsure of her response.

She answered back, oviously being weirded out. "Uhhh yeah, well um this was fun, I ahh I'm gonna go, because my sister is getting married, and this is sort of an on again off again relationship and she's freaking out so she's treating me like her assistant having me run all over the place." We both sat there looking at our plates waiting for the waiter to bring the check. I needed to try and break the ice and hope to sense some sort of affirmation that she was not sticking me in the friend zone.

"So this was fun, I'm really glad we had this talk." She just nodded and called for the check again loudly, I might add.

JPOV

Hi Jacob Black, customer satisfaction. How may I help you today?

(Furious Customer)Excuse me do you have any idea how long I was just on hold, it's been like an hour and a half!

"You lose, you lose!" I stood up totally ignoring the caller on the line and yelled at Seth over my cubicle. He yelled, "You suck!" back at me. I beat him at another game of Madden. Putting my controller back down I returned to my furious customer on the line.

Sir, I would gladly give you a refund, but that's not gonna solve your problem.

I stated in my most monotone voice, I truthfully didn't give a flying fuck what this guys issue was I just wanted him off the phone so I can get back to my game and beating Seth's punk ass. I really hate this job, but it's only part time, easy money, and kill's time.

While annoyingly agreeing to everything this customer said I started getting a call from Eddy. I was dying to find out how his brunch went with what's her face, hopefully his pansy ass got some pussy, but first I gotta get rid of this douche bag on the line.

"Sir, I was actually looking into the problem and good news! It'll actually fix it self. Have a nice day."

Hanging up the call I answered my cell. "Sup dude?"

"You failed Jake! She wants to see other people." He roared into the mouthpiece, piercing my eardrum.

"Whoa, wait what? She said she wants to see other people?" That's just crazy, I never fail.

"Yeah, uh huh she did. And that's why your gonna take her out again, except this time your gonna get seriously diabolical, I mean public defecation,-"

"Whoa Eddy, calm the fuck down your seriously freaking out. Tanking is a subtle art, you can't go in there crazy like a dragon with a hemorrhoid, besides what makes you think she'll ever want to speak to me again?" I questioned awaiting his response.

The line was silent for a while and then he replied, "Don't worry, I'm taking care of it."

-Eddy hung up the phone with a smirk and watched across the hall from his office as Bella received a bouquet of roses, which he sent to her as a gift from Jake

Holy fucking shit, what the fuck does he mean by that? Shit I'm fucking late. "No, no your not! Eddie seriously don't do anything stupid. Listen, I got to teach a training seminar like ten minutes ago. Hello?"

Shit the dumb fuck hung up on me. I quickly grabbed my electric razor and my notes and started making my way to the conference room while shaving my face. I woke up too late to do this shit this morning.

Seth yelled teasingly, "Your late Jake!"

"I know!" I yelled back.

"Your Jake right?" This little fat fucker asked jumping in front of me on my was down the hall.

"You a cop?" I fucked with him and pressed my razor against his neck, probably making him shit in his pants.

"No my friend said you fix things!" I withdrew my weapon from his neck and smiled.

"Walk with me." I replied.

He began explaining, "I'm going crazy without her, like shit in the bed roll around in it crazy!" He showed me a pic of her wearing a rosary in a church. The perfect date scene popped in my head.

"Okay she's a religious girl, I know where to take her but how do I bump into her?

"Well she's a high school English teacher, there's that." He answered.

"I can't really hang around a high school these days, unfortunately." I smirked.

"Well she gets her hair done on Tuesdays." He blurted out.

"Love it, well quick tell me what did you do? Did you put your foot in your mouth? Put your foot long in somebody else's mouth? Fast, information." I snapped my fingers trying to speed up the conversation since I'm late.

"Let's just say your gonna have to be a real asshole to make me look good." We both stopped right in front of the conference room doors.

This had me laughing, "It's what I do." I stepped away and through the doors into the training seminar.

"Everybody, your late! Don't let it happen again." I yelled at the loser trainees gazing at me from their seats.

"I'm Jake and I will be brief, here at Air Master there are only two rules. No Refunds! The beauty of an air purifier is nobody can prove that it doesn't work." I explained putting on my headpiece.

"So I'm gonna show you how it's done. This will be the best training your ever gonna get."

"Ok so I need a furious customer to be patched through, okay Lauren. So who you got for me baby?" I asked the secretary.

She replied, "I've got just the one for you Jake she's furious, and she asked for you personally.

"Okay, put her through." I stretched my arms and cracked my neck anxious to show these pansies how it's done.

It was time for my fake falsetto so I cleared my throat, while the room full of trainees supervised my conversation.

"Jacob Black, customer satisfaction. How can I help you?" I began my conversation with the furious caller.

A female voice began speaking, "Before we even discuss what I just received, which is a whole other mystery, I demand an explanation for yesterday."

Jake being totally clueless to his female caller responded. "Mam' fully concerned, tell me what happened yesterday?" He gave a cocky grin to the class who were listening in to the conversation, pretending to be concerned.

"Are you gay? Or are you just an asshole?" The caller disputed.

"Oh, mam' profanity is superfluous, because no verbal affront could be as devastating to me as your dissatisfaction." Faking my innocence and concern in her well being.

"Dissatisfaction?" She questioned in awe. I replied to her obvious frustration.

"Yes, if your unit's performance or lack there of has left you…. Frustrated…" She cut me off.

"You see, I never saw your unit, I gave you your chance and you didn't deliver." She wondered if he was insane.

"Mam', your upset, I'm upset. I'm upset that you will never ever know what it's like to sit on a hot sweaty summer night and let that unit blow its glorious bounty, all over your face." I laughed it sounded so kinky.

"Whoa! You think that after the shit you put me through, that I called just so you can talk dirty to me? I gave you a one time free hall pass for sex, good sex, hot sex, I…I…I…fucking roofied myself, for god's sake." She yelled furiously.

Okay what the fuck, who's this chick?

"Um.." My voice cracked a little. "I'm a little confused"

"Confused, well that makes two of us, because I don't know what kind of asshole acts like an asshole and when it actually comes down to be an asshole, walks away! Like a total ASSHOLE! Making me look like an even bigger asshole for offering some big ass asshole sex in the first place." She stopped and sighed, then yelled. "What kind of asshole are you?" Then she hung up on me.

The entire room broke into a fit of laughter, after witnessing me getting my ass chewed.

I whispered to the entire room, "That was actually a personal caller."

And the fat dude from earlier witness the whole scene yelled across the room. "Dude! You are so hired."

"Excuse me everyone." I said walking out the room feeling a little embarrased. I can't believe she just made me look like a total ass in front of everyone, not only that but now everyone thinks I'm a fucking fruit for denying a women sex. Fuck this shit, I'm gonna put little Miss cocksucker in her place.

As soon as my shift ended I made my way to her apartment. I knocked on her door and she opened a few seconds later. As soon as she saw it was me she said, "Sorry, offer expired!." While slowly slamming the door in my face. Stupid bitch I can't believe she just did that shit, doesn't she know who I am? I knocked again.

She reopened the door and spoke before I could even get a word out.

"Did you really think that roses and a poem would give you a second chance?" What the fuck Eddie really has no clue about women. What was he thinking? A fucking poem for fuck's sake?

I replied, "I just felt bad because your right as you mentioned on the phone earlier I do owe you an explanation. The reason that I didn't sleep with you is because your not attractive. There, I said it."

"Oh thanks, thank you so much because you saved me from what could've possibly been the worst decision of my life." She finished crossing her arms and stood staring at me.

"Oooh 1-0, honey your below my standards even for a one night pity fuck, and I've taken down some real hogs Bella." I took a step closer to her to intimidate her.

"Yeah, hogs, cows, sheep's. I bet your sex life is a regular heavy petting zoo." She uncrossed her arms and took a step towards me.

"You know what? Truthfully, your what we call a two bagger, that means I have to wear a bag on my head, just incase the one on yours breaks." Another step leaving us face to face.

She stood silent with a pensive look on her face. "Are you sure it's not just a size thing? Cuz it's gotta be tough standing on a urinal pissing on your own testicles."

A nervous laugh escaped my throat. Standing over her since she was so tiny which left her staring up at me.

"Well, at least I can hide my shame in my pants. What really sucks is having an ass the size of a miniature Mediterranean donkey!"

Suddenly out of nowhere she slaps me not once but three times and I can't help realizing that I'm fucking hard as fuck. She's got me totally horny. And those slaps just got me fucking hotter. While I'm biting my lip and glaring at her, she grabs my hands and pushes them on her ass for me to grab.

She asks, "You think this is too big?"

So I grab her hands and put it on my raging hard on and ask her, "You still think this is too small?"

A moan escapes her lips and she crashes them with mine by gripping my hair and pulling on it hard pulling me down to her mouth. She then jumped in the air and wrapped her legs around my waist and I walked us inside making sure to close the door behind me.

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